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Beards are filled with fecal bacteria and 'as dirty as toilets'
Posted on 5/4/15 at 3:09 pm
Posted on 5/4/15 at 3:09 pm
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According to a new study, beards contain just as much, if not more, fecal bacteria than a toilet. KOAT 7 reports that microbiologist John Golobic, of Quest Diagnostics in New Mexico, swabbed a number of beards searching for bacteria.
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While some beards contained normal bacteria, others contained a ton of fecal matter. Although none of the levels were enough to cause illness, the Golobic says 'there would be a degree of uncleanliness that would be somewhat disturbing.’
Your best bet if you're pro-beard: lots of hand washing, a thorough beard scrubbing, and keep your hands away from your face as much as possible.
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Posted on 5/4/15 at 3:10 pm to WPBTiger
Booty eating has really gotten out of control these days.
Posted on 5/4/15 at 3:10 pm to WPBTiger
not mine, i shampoo and condition almost every shower.
Posted on 5/4/15 at 3:10 pm to WPBTiger
I wash my beard every morning.
This post was edited on 5/4/15 at 3:11 pm
Posted on 5/4/15 at 3:11 pm to WPBTiger
Beards and longhair are played out.
Posted on 5/4/15 at 3:11 pm to WPBTiger
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Your best bet if you're pro-beard: Stop shitting on your hands and rubbing in into your beard.
Posted on 5/4/15 at 3:11 pm to WPBTiger
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beards contain just as much, if not more, fecal bacteria than a toilet.
You would need actual turds in your beard for this to be true.
Posted on 5/4/15 at 3:11 pm to WPBTiger
Just pussy hairless beta scientists trying to bring us alpha males down again
Posted on 5/4/15 at 3:12 pm to WPBTiger
the one thing I learned in micro lab in college is that basically everything is covered in shite
Posted on 5/4/15 at 3:13 pm to Tyler9258
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Booty eating
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Posted on 5/4/15 at 3:13 pm to Salmon
Yep. Some people would likely die in that class after learning some of that
Posted on 5/4/15 at 3:13 pm to WPBTiger
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contained a ton of fecal matter
Calling bull shite
Posted on 5/4/15 at 3:14 pm to Commandeaux
I heard some rap song the other day that said "he gotta eat the booty like groceries" It's an epidemic.
Posted on 5/4/15 at 3:14 pm to WPBTiger
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Posted on 5/4/15 at 3:14 pm to WPBTiger
Nice
Posted on 5/4/15 at 3:14 pm to WPBTiger
Your link didn't say, so how does fecal matter get into beards?
Posted on 5/4/15 at 3:15 pm to WPBTiger
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beards contain just as much, if not more, fecal bacteria than a toilet
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Although none of the levels were enough to cause illness
So according to this, theirs not enough fecal bacteria in a toilet to make someone sick? This study sounds like its full of shite.
Posted on 5/4/15 at 3:15 pm to northshorebamaman
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You would need actual turds in your beard for this to be true.
Hardly. Just nasty toilet habits would do just fine.
Posted on 5/4/15 at 3:15 pm to crimsonsaint
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so how does fecal matter get into beards?
take a shite
don't wash your hands
stroke your beard
or literally touch anything in public, then touch your beard
Posted on 5/4/15 at 3:16 pm to WPBTiger
What's next? Big dicks contain harmful chemicals that lead to cancer?
Just give up already nerds. We're keeping our beards and your women.
Just give up already nerds. We're keeping our beards and your women.
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