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Posted on 9/18/19 at 11:52 am to Old Sarge
That’s where I’m at now
I’ll have to get back with you
Just watched the video of the old boy that wanted his you know what, you know what.
He hasn’t completely lost it.
I’ll have to get back with you
Just watched the video of the old boy that wanted his you know what, you know what.
He hasn’t completely lost it.
Posted on 9/18/19 at 12:02 pm to BabyTac
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Nothing pisses me off more than mellineals at work camping out on the shitter all day playing on their phones. We only have a two seater and the same pairs of shoes are under them 70% of the time I go in there.
You shoe stalk the bathrooms?
Posted on 9/18/19 at 1:03 pm to DarthRebel
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0 minutes. The crapper is for crapping.
Same here. Never have looked at the internet while in the bathroom. Not at home, and certainly not at work. People that play on their phones while doing number two are nasty. Might as well not wash their hands, because their phone is nasty. People who take i-pads/tablets are even worse.
I used to hide the sports section of my paper, because the same type of people used to want to take it in there while they took a sh*t, and expect me to touch it afterwards. Stay away, and don't bother to bring something for the office's pot luck lunches. I'm not eating anything you bring in.
Posted on 9/18/19 at 1:07 pm to Old Sarge
I crap into a bag, unlike you filthy heathens.
Just yesterday, I shite while talking to the neighbors and telling the boys next door to get the frick off my yard.
While standing up. Outside. Fully clothed.
Just yesterday, I shite while talking to the neighbors and telling the boys next door to get the frick off my yard.
While standing up. Outside. Fully clothed.
Posted on 9/18/19 at 1:11 pm to Old Sarge
Just checking in from the office shitter. Boy it’s cozy in here
Posted on 9/18/19 at 1:13 pm to ScaryClown
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Agreed theirs always one fatass in particular who lives in the bathroom stall and breaks all the toilet seats.
I use the bathroom constantly no matter where I am but at work I try to hold it as long as possible so Im not thought of as this guy. I only have 6% body fat though so Im certainly not the fatass breaking the seats.
Posted on 9/18/19 at 2:20 pm to Old Sarge
None
Dying on the toilet is bad enough, but doing it while on the phone is really bad.
10 folks who died on the pooper
Duke Jin
King Edmund II (got stabbed in the butt while pooping)
Godfrey IV (stabbed by guard while pooping)
King George II
Catherine the Great (well the official version from a stroke on her toilet)
Mirza Ghulam Ahmad (severe diarrhea at a friends house
Uesugi Kenshin
Edward II (hot poker to his butt for being gay)
Wenceslas III (assassins in the privy)
King Eglon (the guy who sold the Jews into slavery, got stabbed)
Dying on the toilet is bad enough, but doing it while on the phone is really bad.
10 folks who died on the pooper
Duke Jin
King Edmund II (got stabbed in the butt while pooping)
Godfrey IV (stabbed by guard while pooping)
King George II
Catherine the Great (well the official version from a stroke on her toilet)
Mirza Ghulam Ahmad (severe diarrhea at a friends house
Uesugi Kenshin
Edward II (hot poker to his butt for being gay)
Wenceslas III (assassins in the privy)
King Eglon (the guy who sold the Jews into slavery, got stabbed)
Posted on 9/18/19 at 2:23 pm to Cheese Grits
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10 folks who died on the pooper
That list in invalid without Elvis trying to squeeze out a deuce while high on opioids and peanut butter and banana sandwiches.
Eta:
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King Edmund II (got stabbed in the butt while pooping)
From below iirc. Someone was really dedicated to killing that guy
This post was edited on 9/18/19 at 2:26 pm
Posted on 9/18/19 at 2:23 pm to Old Sarge
I’ll let you know when I get off.
Posted on 9/18/19 at 2:26 pm to Old Sarge
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sit on the crapper till I realized my legs are going numb
Good way to get hemorrhoids.
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