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re: Back when the Onion was funny.

Posted on 7/4/19 at 3:29 pm to
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
52809 posts
Posted on 7/4/19 at 3:29 pm to
frick Everything; We’re Doing Five Blades
quote:

Here's the report from Engineering. Someone put it in the bathroom: I want to wipe my arse with it. They don't tell me what to invent—I tell them. And I'm telling them to stick two more blades in there. I don't care how. Make the blades so thin they're invisible. Put some on the handle. I don't care if they have to cram the fifth blade in perpendicular to the other four, just do it!

Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 7/4/19 at 3:42 pm to
Onion is still great if you notice/agree that the
potus is a lying scum bag whore mongering fascist con man.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139214 posts
Posted on 7/4/19 at 3:44 pm to
quote:

Onion is still great if you notice/agree that the
potus is a lying scum bag whore mongering fascist con man.

Have a soy hot dog and an organic IPA, Shiloh. It's the 4th.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 7/4/19 at 3:53 pm to
Their Instagram still throws out some heaters
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 7/4/19 at 3:55 pm to
I actually still love The Onion
Posted by tigahbruh
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2014
2864 posts
Posted on 7/4/19 at 8:12 pm to
quote:

Onion is still great if you notice/agree that the 
potus is a lying scum bag whore mongering fascist con man.

The fact that humorless TDS dittoheads can relate to the Onion proves how far it has fallen.

Agree about the Babylon Bee. Now that's some funny shite.
Posted by FightnBobLafollette
Member since Oct 2017
12204 posts
Posted on 7/4/19 at 8:18 pm to
Another Yankee product.

Won’t read.
Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
42658 posts
Posted on 7/4/19 at 8:19 pm to
Posted by TejasHorn
High Plains Driftin'
Member since Mar 2007
11808 posts
Posted on 7/4/19 at 8:23 pm to
The onion isn’t funny cause snowflakes take offense too easily. It’s actually as funny as it ever was.


Posted by FightnBobLafollette
Member since Oct 2017
12204 posts
Posted on 7/4/19 at 9:15 pm to
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onion isn’t funny cause snowflakes take offense too easily. It’s actually as funny as it ever was.



Makes no sense.
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
36508 posts
Posted on 7/4/19 at 10:45 pm to
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