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Baboon escapes vasectomy op at testing lab and flees with two female monkeys
Posted on 2/26/20 at 11:08 am
Posted on 2/26/20 at 11:08 am
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A baboon scheduled to have a vasectomy has made a daring escape with his two lady friends near a hospital in Sydney. Footage captured by stunned pedestrians shows the trio of primates running loose in a car park at the Royal Prince Alfred Hospital today just before 5:30pm local time.
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The baboons have run off the medical research facility towards a parked ambulance. NSW Health Minister Brad Hazzard said the male baboon was due to have a vasectomy at the hospital and he was being accompanied by his two wives to "keep him comfortable", the Daily Telegraph reported.
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NSW Health Minister Brad Hazzard told local news outlets the 15-year-old male had been transported to the facility for a vasectomy, and not for research purposes. "They don’t want him to continue breeding with the small troupe he’s in, so in order for him to stay the decision was taken that he should have a vasectomy,"
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Posted on 2/26/20 at 11:10 am to Tigerbait357
Story is bananas!
Posted on 2/26/20 at 11:10 am to Tigerbait357
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A baboon scheduled to have a vasectomy has made a daring escape with his two lady friends near a hospital in Sydney.
He’s definitely got a little monkey business planned.
Posted on 2/26/20 at 11:10 am to Tigerbait357
Uh.....not gonna.
Posted on 2/26/20 at 11:13 am to Tigerbait357
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A baboon scheduled to have a vasectomy has made a daring escape with his two lady friends
"I'm taking my balls AND my women!"
Posted on 2/26/20 at 11:13 am to Tigerbait357
Well, it is almost Spring Break so I don't blame the little baw.
Posted on 2/26/20 at 11:15 am to Tigerbait357
Those locals are gonna have the red arse when he starts terrorizing the city
Posted on 2/26/20 at 11:16 am to upgrayedd
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Those locals are gonna have the red arse when he starts terrorizing the city
*chortle
Posted on 2/26/20 at 11:17 am to Tigerbait357
nm
This post was edited on 5/21/20 at 1:58 pm
Posted on 2/26/20 at 11:18 am to Tigerbait357
Raciss
Posted on 2/26/20 at 11:19 am to Tigerbait357
Good luck sweet prince!!
Posted on 2/26/20 at 11:24 am to Tigerbait357
Why do I think of an arse thread now?
Posted on 2/26/20 at 11:38 am to Tigerbait357
What an idiot
His wifes boyfriend was probably gonna buy him a Nintendo switch and he could stay home and watch the masters or March madness like the other vasectomites on this board
His wifes boyfriend was probably gonna buy him a Nintendo switch and he could stay home and watch the masters or March madness like the other vasectomites on this board
Posted on 2/26/20 at 11:42 am to Tigerbait357
15 year old male
whats this in people years? not sure if this is less or more impressive that hes mating with 2 wives
whats this in people years? not sure if this is less or more impressive that hes mating with 2 wives
Posted on 2/26/20 at 11:42 am to el Gaucho
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vasectomites
Is this some kind of little bug that infests the scrotum after surgery?
Posted on 2/26/20 at 11:43 am to Tigerbait357
Congrats on the secks.
Posted on 2/26/20 at 11:45 am to Tigerbait357
2 females? He’s headed to Utah if he’s been following the news recently.
Posted on 2/26/20 at 12:03 pm to Tigerbait357
Posted on 2/26/20 at 12:15 pm to Tigerbait357
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A baboon scheduled to have a vasectomy has made a daring escape with his two lady friends
Are they sure he wasn't a man-DRILL?
(Included hyphenation and capitalization to help with punchline.)
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