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re: Average time before men orgasm: 3-7 minutes
Posted on 3/24/17 at 10:16 am to OMLandshark
Posted on 3/24/17 at 10:16 am to OMLandshark
quote:So i'm guessing you long and skrong figs are timing your sessions?
My point is 3 is totally unacceptable by my own standards. I'd say the bare minimum when I'm not in a rush is 10 minutes.
The clock is the last thing from my mind in that situation. You young single baws can talk all the shite you like, take it from an old head: marriage will change the deal.
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Posted on 3/24/17 at 10:18 am to LNCHBOX
Parsing my quotes isn't going to help you either.
Ability vs doing has nothing to do with what you posted.
So let's go back to what you posted:
There is nothing wrong with a man's penis or his wife's sexual ability if the man lasts longer than 3-7 minutes.
Do you last longer than 3-7 minutes? Were you trying to tell us there is something wrong with your penis or your wife's sexual performance?
Ability vs doing has nothing to do with what you posted.
So let's go back to what you posted:
quote:
If you haven't finished in 3-7 minutes, you either got too much nerve endings snipped off when they circumcised you, or your wife is terrible in bed.
There is nothing wrong with a man's penis or his wife's sexual ability if the man lasts longer than 3-7 minutes.
Do you last longer than 3-7 minutes? Were you trying to tell us there is something wrong with your penis or your wife's sexual performance?
Posted on 3/24/17 at 10:19 am to Pecker
Take it from a woman, you're dumb. (This was intended for that dumb guy that's shacked up with the career woman)
This post was edited on 3/24/17 at 10:22 am
Posted on 3/24/17 at 10:19 am to Pecker
quote:
Ability vs doing has nothing to do with what you posted.
quote:
There is nothing wrong with a man's penis or his wife's sexual ability if the man lasts longer than 3-7 minutes.
Do you last longer than 3-7 minutes? Were you trying to tell us there is something wrong with your penis or your wife's sexual performance?
Let's try this again. I could if I cared about watching the clock. I don't because my wife isn't some dead fish.
ETA: And I'll add that your soon to be wife isn't watching the clock either. Sex isn't good if you're watching the clock.
This post was edited on 3/24/17 at 10:21 am
Posted on 3/24/17 at 10:20 am to sheshefoofoo
quote:
Take it from a woman, you're dumb.
new LLotOT?
Posted on 3/24/17 at 10:21 am to LNCHBOX
quote:agree
my wife isn't some dead fish.
Even if she has the slight smell of dead fish
I get past that quick
Posted on 3/24/17 at 10:22 am to SuperSaint
quote:
Even if she has the slight smell of dead fish
That wasn't my wife. You may have had on of my exes though.
ETA: I gave you the upvote btw, not the downvote.
This post was edited on 3/24/17 at 10:23 am
Posted on 3/24/17 at 10:22 am to Pecker
This thread is amazing. Guys bragging about being 2 pump chumps. I don't fricking recognize the world around me anymore.
This post was edited on 3/24/17 at 10:25 am
Posted on 3/24/17 at 10:24 am to sheshefoofoo
quote:
Take it from a woman, you're dumb.
If you think this is dumb, you should read his other threads.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 10:24 am to LNCHBOX
quote:
Let's try this again. I could if I cared about watching the clock. I don't because my wife isn't some dead fish.
You could if you cared? That's not what you said:
quote:
If you haven't finished in 3-7 minutes, you either got too much nerve endings snipped off when they circumcised you, or your wife is terrible in bed.
You said that if you haven't finished in 3-7 there is something physically wrong with the penis or the wife is a poor performer sexually.
That has nothing to do with caring to perform longer. You just said your wife isn't a poor performer, so they only way (based on what you said) that you could perform for more than 3-7 minutes is if your penis was physically impaired. Are you trying to tell me your penis is physically impaired?
Posted on 3/24/17 at 10:25 am to Pecker
Pecker, post moar pics of that attorney chicks arse you destroy on the reg.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 10:25 am to Pecker
quote:
That has nothing to do with caring to perform longer. You just said your wife isn't a poor performer, so they only way (based on what you said) that you could perform for more than 3-7 minutes is if your penis was physically impaired. Are you trying to tell me your penis is physically impaired?
No, I'm saying you can do all the little bullshite tricks that you guys think are important to last longer. Slow things down, go back to foreplay etc.
It's funny that you accuse me of parsing while you're doing exactly that right now.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 10:26 am to SuperSaint
quote:
Pecker, post moar pics of that attorney chicks arse you destroy on the reg.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 10:31 am to LNCHBOX
quote:
No, I'm saying you can do all the little bullshite tricks that you guys think are important to last longer. Slow things down, go back to foreplay etc.
It's funny that you accuse me of parsing while you're doing exactly that right now.
No, that's not what you said at all. Now it appears you're having trouble with comprehension regarding your own statements, which is what I've been trying to highlight this entire conversation.
What you said was very straightforward and has nothing to do with tricks to last longer. You said there are 2 reasons a man can last longer than 3-7 minutes before having an orgasm:
Reason 1: His penis was damaged during a circumcision and nerve endings were impaired
Reason 2: The wife is a poor performer sexually
You just said your wife is a good performer sexually.
I'm saying it's sad that you can't last longer than 3-7 minutes. I'm also saying it's sad if your penis has been mutilated and physically deformed rendering your nerve endings useless.
So which is it? Are you unable to last longer than 3-7 minutes? Or is your dick messed up?
This post was edited on 3/24/17 at 10:35 am
Posted on 3/24/17 at 10:31 am to Count Chocula
When I stop laughing and working on my career.
This fool has many exes in his future.
This fool has many exes in his future.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 10:32 am to GRTiger
quote:Most of the girls I've dated would own his arse, and he'd make up some story about this and that, and some excuse why they aren't worth his time. A wannabe alpha male would quickly bow down to a real alpha female.
Women I know would absolutely cringe at someone who thinks, talks and acts like some of you
I go after the intimidating ones because they are the only girls who can keep up with my personality. No doubt in my mind, he couldn't handle that.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 10:33 am to sheshefoofoo
His current gf/fiancee (I forget) has a great arse though.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 10:35 am to Pecker
quote:
No, that's not what you said at all.
Did you red the next post when I said just because you could, doesn't mean you should? Because it sure seems like you're ignoring that from way back on page 1.
quote:
Now it appears you're having trouble with comprehension regarding your own statements
Nope. You just choose to ignore the conversation in an attempt to get me with a gotcha moment. Not gonna happen.
quote:
So which is it? Can you last longer than 3-7 minutes because if so, your dick messed up?
It's neither. Watching a clock is for people like you and golden nugget. Thinking that only x minutes greater than y can satisfy a woman tells me all I need to know about yall.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 10:36 am to LNCHBOX
guys need to slow down. relax if you are about to cum.
give her 20 good minutes of foreplay with French kissing for a while, hand and/or mouth so intercourse is her 2nd helping.
set aside a couple of hours. if you have small kids, set aside 22 minutes.
give her 20 good minutes of foreplay with French kissing for a while, hand and/or mouth so intercourse is her 2nd helping.
set aside a couple of hours. if you have small kids, set aside 22 minutes.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 10:36 am to Pecker
I haven't been completely following, but LUNCHBOX trying to say being a minute man is better than laying the pipe and munching on that yum yum?
I don't think I've ever fricked a woman who said she was done after cumming once. Maybe after the 5th time but uhhh yeah what kind of women is he fricking?
I don't think I've ever fricked a woman who said she was done after cumming once. Maybe after the 5th time but uhhh yeah what kind of women is he fricking?
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