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Ate sushi that had been sitting out for 24 hrs
Posted on 1/15/20 at 9:35 pm
Posted on 1/15/20 at 9:35 pm
How long do I have to live?
Posted on 1/15/20 at 9:36 pm to PenguinNinja
You’re already dead! RIP
Posted on 1/15/20 at 9:36 pm to PenguinNinja
as long as your guts hold up.
good luck.
good luck.
Posted on 1/15/20 at 9:40 pm to PenguinNinja
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PenguinNinja
I think you'll be okay if you are a penguin.
Posted on 1/15/20 at 9:41 pm to PenguinNinja
Hope you have life insurance
Posted on 1/15/20 at 9:42 pm to PenguinNinja
quote:
How long do I have to live?
I have no idea but you'll be wishing you were dead inside of two hours.
Posted on 1/15/20 at 9:43 pm to PenguinNinja
Enjoy your diarrhea at 3am
Make sure your boyfriend finishes way before then
Make sure your boyfriend finishes way before then
This post was edited on 1/15/20 at 9:44 pm
Posted on 1/15/20 at 9:45 pm to Winston Cup
At least you didn't eat a ghost pepper cheese curd
Posted on 1/15/20 at 10:15 pm to PenguinNinja
You will live. However your four pack of Charmin will be dead by dawn.
Posted on 1/16/20 at 12:00 am to PenguinNinja
I imagine this being something else, and you being #25 at the gangbang.. getting down there and motor-boating it.
Posted on 1/16/20 at 12:02 am to PenguinNinja
I honestly hope you die
Posted on 1/16/20 at 12:15 am to PenguinNinja
First you get aids and then you start have bloody diarrhea. Then you vomit blood. Then blood oozes from your eyes. It’s pretty painless before you go
Posted on 1/16/20 at 12:22 am to PenguinNinja
Hopefully you have some baby wipes. Cuz your butthole is gonna look like ground hamburger meat in a few hours.
Posted on 1/16/20 at 1:17 am to PenguinNinja
Enjoy the weight loss and dehydration
Posted on 1/16/20 at 5:19 am to PenguinNinja
You’ll live, but you have worms now
Posted on 1/16/20 at 5:44 am to LSUfan20005
Gut of an adult can withstand a lot, even large quantities of E. coli. Stomach acid denatures a lot of the proteins, but always try to put that in your favor. Most Sushi is cured, not raw, so you’ll be fine and not get the aids...
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