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Ate sushi that had been sitting out for 24 hrs

Posted on 1/15/20 at 9:35 pm
Posted by PenguinNinja
Antarctica (and Japan)
Member since Sep 2011
2398 posts
Posted on 1/15/20 at 9:35 pm
How long do I have to live?
Posted by Gnar Cat21
Piña Coladaburg
Member since Sep 2009
17144 posts
Posted on 1/15/20 at 9:36 pm to
Liar
Posted by LakeRunner
Ponchatoula
Member since Jun 2018
79 posts
Posted on 1/15/20 at 9:36 pm to
You’re already dead! RIP
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106081 posts
Posted on 1/15/20 at 9:36 pm to
350 minutes.
Posted by Rammin TX
DFW Texas
Member since Oct 2018
1736 posts
Posted on 1/15/20 at 9:36 pm to
as long as your guts hold up.

good luck.
Posted by TomTheGhost
Member since Dec 2018
852 posts
Posted on 1/15/20 at 9:40 pm to
quote:

PenguinNinja


I think you'll be okay if you are a penguin.
Posted by Them
Viewing the lake
Member since Nov 2008
11406 posts
Posted on 1/15/20 at 9:41 pm to
Hope you have life insurance
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17464 posts
Posted on 1/15/20 at 9:42 pm to
quote:

How long do I have to live?


I have no idea but you'll be wishing you were dead inside of two hours.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66986 posts
Posted on 1/15/20 at 9:43 pm to
Enjoy your diarrhea at 3am

Make sure your boyfriend finishes way before then
This post was edited on 1/15/20 at 9:44 pm
Posted by illinitiger
North then South
Member since Feb 2009
3331 posts
Posted on 1/15/20 at 9:45 pm to
At least you didn't eat a ghost pepper cheese curd
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 1/15/20 at 10:15 pm to
You will live. However your four pack of Charmin will be dead by dawn.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 12:00 am to
I imagine this being something else, and you being #25 at the gangbang.. getting down there and motor-boating it.
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 12:02 am to
I honestly hope you die
Posted by lsuson
Metairie
Member since Oct 2013
15636 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 12:15 am to
First you get aids and then you start have bloody diarrhea. Then you vomit blood. Then blood oozes from your eyes. It’s pretty painless before you go
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
25820 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 12:22 am to
Hopefully you have some baby wipes. Cuz your butthole is gonna look like ground hamburger meat in a few hours.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
117200 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 1:17 am to
Enjoy the weight loss and dehydration
Posted by LSUfan20005
Member since Sep 2012
9256 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 5:19 am to
You’ll live, but you have worms now
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
66031 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 5:44 am to
Gut of an adult can withstand a lot, even large quantities of E. coli. Stomach acid denatures a lot of the proteins, but always try to put that in your favor. Most Sushi is cured, not raw, so you’ll be fine and not get the aids...
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