At your wedding, did you have open mic night?

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Tell stories about that time that happened where you all got drunk. Threw up. Etc.

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No, I don't come from a family of drunken trash.

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I’m sure the OT would say that’s trashy.

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Yes, they would, because it is trashy.

I went to a wedding a few years back they Lady Gaga was a bridesmaid in. She played piano and sang a few songs, it was awesome

Not even. Many years later a nephew on my ex-wife's side had one. At one point this guy got on the Mike and told the bride hoe jealous he was of her because her husband was so hot. He kept on that one point for a couple of more minutes. The looks on the faces of the bride and the groom's parents were priceless. Made the trip to Tennessee worth the drive. LOL. I'd love to have been a fly on the wall in that hotel room afterwards because it was quite obvious the bride was shellshocked and slightly pissed. Somehow they managed to work things out as they are still married six years later.

Getting out of that family keeps looking better all of the time. More humorous is that I get invited to the weddings instead of my ex. Still on good terms with all the nieces and nephews on that side.

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open mic night

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mike

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Is that code for something?

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When you heard how he defined "hot", there was no doubt. The groom was not expecting that to be talked about. The look on his face was also telling.

Hell no