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re: Ashley Graham has stolen my heart (NSFW)

Posted on 6/1/16 at 2:09 pm to
Posted by Lester Earl
Member since Nov 2003
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Posted on 6/1/16 at 2:09 pm to
He was dating miss universe and Selena Gomez. I don't really follow him and I have no clue who that is
Posted by Artie Rome
Hwy 1
Member since Jul 2014
8757 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 2:10 pm to
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I'd find a gal exactly halfway between the two and marry her.


Yet here you are. Alone with none of the above. Forever alone.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23521 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 2:11 pm to
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He was dating miss universe and Selena Gomez. I don't really follow him and I have no clue who that is




She's no Ashley Graham.
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 2:11 pm to
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Yet here you are. Alone with none of the above. Forever alone.



Mrs Cove is far, far better than any of These Skanks.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
85066 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 2:11 pm to
Same here. I'd rather something in between, but given the choice between Graham or a legit twig like that other picture, gimme Graham.

Posted by crazycubes
Member since Jan 2016
5256 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 2:12 pm to
Posted by Artie Rome
Hwy 1
Member since Jul 2014
8757 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 2:13 pm to
So why are you talking about getting married to some 175 pound mess?

Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 2:15 pm to
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So why are you talking about getting married to some 175 pound mess?



Halfway between the twig and the rented mule wouldn't be 175, would it? I figure Jonas' date is about 68 lbs and AG is two bills.
This post was edited on 6/1/16 at 2:16 pm
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
85066 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 2:15 pm to
So in googling Nick Jonas the first link says "he'd be lying if he said he hasn't had gay sex"...
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23521 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 2:16 pm to
The "twig" is Lily Collins, and in that picture she's wearing the most unflattering outfit possible.

ETA: I also think she's had a boob job since this picture.



This post was edited on 6/1/16 at 2:17 pm
Posted by Artie Rome
Hwy 1
Member since Jul 2014
8757 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 2:17 pm to
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I could handle 134 lbs if she had large breasts.


All day.
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 2:17 pm to
quote:

The "twig" is Lily Collins, and in that picture she's wearing the most unflattering outfit possible.


I'm betting Artie has bigger tits. NTTAWWT, I'm just not attracted to him.

Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
85066 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 2:19 pm to
Yeah I've got no clue who she is but that picture (original one posted) against Graham, I'm taking Graham. Let it be know that I'm taking her under protest though, whatever that's worth.
Posted by Lester Earl
Member since Nov 2003
278531 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 2:19 pm to
Jonas may be gay who knows. Point is he is 10x more popular than just about any American athlete and just doesn't put any slut in his music video.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23521 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 2:19 pm to
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I'm betting Artie has bigger tits


Talking about Lily Collins or Ashley Graham, or both?
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134871 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 2:20 pm to


That dude is a pussy. Of course he would put that land monster in his video. It's the PC thing to do.
Posted by Blob Fish
Member since Mar 2016
3091 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 2:21 pm to
I'll pass. A age 28 she's weighing in at approximately 180 pounds. Within the next 10 years, she will be well into the 200s.
Posted by dnm3305
Member since Feb 2009
13598 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 2:21 pm to
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I just saw her in 2 music videos last week, as the main girl who's affection is being sought after. She's doing something right. One was nick Jonas, who can frick any girl under 25 in the US.


Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 2:23 pm to
quote:

quote:

I'm betting Artie has bigger tits



Talking about Lily Collins or Ashley Graham, or both?


You ask too many questions.
Posted by Poodlebrain
Way Right of Rex
Member since Jan 2004
19860 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 2:23 pm to
Looks like she stole your Louisiana Purchase card too. And she used it to try an Eskimo Pies diet plan.
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