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re: Ashley Graham has stolen my heart (NSFW)
Posted on 6/1/16 at 1:58 pm to GynoSandberg
Posted on 6/1/16 at 1:58 pm to GynoSandberg
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I'd love to see the wives of the cargo short wearing, plant operating baws of the OT. Probably leather skinned heffers who yell at little league umpires
First, WTF is a "heffer" ... one of the Playboy mansion babes? Do you mean "heifer?"
That might be true - but I haven't seen any of them here whining that their wives should be in SI magazine's swimsuit issue.
Most women aren't going to be models and accept that. Most men aren't going to be soap opera hunks. We accept that. It is the "I'm fricking fat and can't be a model so let me force my way in by whining" b.s. that irritates.
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Posted on 6/1/16 at 1:59 pm to SECdragonmaster
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But to start here?
You looking at a honey boo boo mama in 10 years.
since its a fantasy date, he can also hallucinate that he gets to decide what she can eat, and puts her on a healthful diet, so she loses ONE lb a week for a year. They go to work out three times a week. He has a lap pool at their house and she has to swim a mile before he will PIIBH for her.
Then you'll be sorry you laughed at him and her when they walked down the aisle at Whole Foods with a cart full of fruit and green vegetables.
And you guys should see his mother. This chick is a better looking version of his mother.
This post was edited on 6/1/16 at 2:02 pm
Posted on 6/1/16 at 1:59 pm to Artie Rome
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So you think the models have control over the final pictures?
So you think that they don't know that folds of flab and cottage cheese won't be shopped out?
So you think they look at their pictures at go "yea, that's me, just like I am?."
Posted on 6/1/16 at 1:59 pm to UncleRuckus
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She's fat
IWNHI
Posted on 6/1/16 at 2:00 pm to CelticDog
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Then you'll be sorry you laughed at him and her when they walked down the aisle at Owens Trailer Court Food Market and Tobacco Store with a cart full of Little Debbie snack cakes and chocolate potato chips.
FIFY
Posted on 6/1/16 at 2:01 pm to Fus0623
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a brotha already married her, we got that on lock pleighboi
Belay that
Gimme the fit snow bunnies
Posted on 6/1/16 at 2:01 pm to chinhoyang
I just saw her in 2 music videos last week, as the main girl who's affection is being sought after. She's doing something right. One was nick Jonas, who can frick any girl under 25 in the US.
Posted on 6/1/16 at 2:02 pm to Slippy
Idk what the hell is going on in this thread. Pro-fatty comments are getting downvoted. Anti-fatty comments are being downvoted. Self-deprecating and blowjob comments are being met with downvotes. Am I taking crazy pills!?!
Posted on 6/1/16 at 2:02 pm to chinhoyang
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So you think that they don't know that folds of flab and cottage cheese won't be shopped out?
Of course they do.
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So you think they look at their pictures at go "yea, that's me, just like I am?."
Of course they don't.
Are you literally retarded?
Posted on 6/1/16 at 2:02 pm to Artie Rome
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So you think the models have control over the final pictures?
I think they have input, yes.
Although, the whole point of the fat girl Swimsuit Edition was for SI to show how "big is beautiful" yet they completely edited out most of the features associated with these fatties, thus promoting an even more unattainable body image than what the fit girls are putting forth.
Look girls, you can be fat without having an arse that looks like it was beat with a sock full of nickels!
Posted on 6/1/16 at 2:03 pm to Lester Earl
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I just saw her in 2 music videos last week, as the main girl who's affection is being sought after. She's doing something right. One was nick Jonas, who can frick any girl under 25 in the US.
publicity and hype - or Nick Jonas wants to try out his first fatty
Posted on 6/1/16 at 2:04 pm to slackster
No, you're just on this site 
Posted on 6/1/16 at 2:04 pm to chinhoyang
quote:not saying their perfect or what I'd prefer, but check the aforementioned Instagram pic of her dancing. They don't look like that at all. Thick, sure. But they don't have cellulite like in that pic you posted.
This is what Graham's thighs look like w/o airbrushing.
Posted on 6/1/16 at 2:04 pm to PhilipMarlowe
That photo is shopped to the hilt. That is the most elegant roll I've ever seen, and I consider myself a roll connoisseur.
Posted on 6/1/16 at 2:05 pm to Lester Earl
I googled Nick Jonas dates and got this? She looks almost, but not completely, unlike Ashley Graham Cracker.
Posted on 6/1/16 at 2:05 pm to chinhoyang
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publicity and hype - or Nick Jonas wants to try out his first fatty
sex sells mate. Marketing 101.
Posted on 6/1/16 at 2:06 pm to slackster
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That photo is shopped to the hilt. That is the most elegant roll I've ever seen, and I consider myself a roll connoisseur.
I heard the photoshop cloud crashed when they were airbrushing that one.
Posted on 6/1/16 at 2:07 pm to CadesCove
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Ashley Graham Cracker
Posted on 6/1/16 at 2:07 pm to CadesCove
Neither are my preference but I'd take graham over the chick in that pic with Jonas, no doubt.
Posted on 6/1/16 at 2:09 pm to shel311
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I'd take graham over the chick in that pic with Jonas, no doubt.
I'd find a gal exactly halfway between the two and marry her.
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