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Arse's wife hits lottery?
Posted on 5/8/16 at 11:02 am
Posted on 5/8/16 at 11:02 am
Posted on 5/8/16 at 11:05 am to different arse
frickin hell i'd marry her. I could use a sugar mama
Posted on 5/8/16 at 11:09 am to Sid in Lakeshore
quote:
I slowly opened the door to discover the woman with her pants around her ankles, hunched over on my desk like a hippopotamus/cheetah dropping a massive poo on my desk. She shot her head towards me and locked eyes. I was frozen in shock and fear. In my peripheral vision I saw a huge mud-monkey sliming out of her butt like a Play-Doh fun factory.”
It's like Shakespeare. This is how news should be written.
This post was edited on 5/8/16 at 11:10 am
Posted on 5/8/16 at 11:15 am to different arse
quote:Pretty sure he is referring to a more well known OT poster who goes by arseinclarse.
I'm not married.
Posted on 5/8/16 at 11:18 am to fr33manator
quote:
I hit up every Mexican food truck and saved my dumps all weekend. I was shuffling around like a death-row inmate trying not to explode. I’ve been putting up with that guy’s shite for years, it’s time he put up with some of mine.”
Awesomeness!!!!
Posted on 5/8/16 at 11:19 am to Wolfhound45
I was. Didn't realize there were two Areses. 
Posted on 5/8/16 at 11:20 am to Wolfhound45
Well he's not getting any cash from me!
Posted on 5/8/16 at 11:56 am to Sid in Lakeshore
This sounds fake.
Really??^ The manager really said that? I call bullshite.
quote:
“I knew something was wrong because I came back from lunch and the door to my office was closed,” said the manager. I slowly opened the door to discover the woman with her pants around her ankles, hunched over on my desk like a hippopotamus/cheetah dropping a massive poo on my desk. She shot her head towards me and locked eyes. I was frozen in shock and fear. In my peripheral vision I saw a huge mud-monkey sliming out of her butt like a Play-Doh fun factory.”
Really??^ The manager really said that? I call bullshite.
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