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Arse's wife hits lottery?

Posted on 5/8/16 at 11:02 am
Posted by Sid in Lakeshore
Member since Oct 2008
41956 posts
Posted on 5/8/16 at 11:02 am
Gotta be her, right. If not must be someone he knows.

Awesome story here.
Posted by different arse
'Merica
Member since Apr 2014
4370 posts
Posted on 5/8/16 at 11:02 am to
I'm not married.
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
5493 posts
Posted on 5/8/16 at 11:05 am to
frickin hell i'd marry her. I could use a sugar mama
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 5/8/16 at 11:09 am to
quote:

I slowly opened the door to discover the woman with her pants around her ankles, hunched over on my desk like a hippopotamus/cheetah dropping a massive poo on my desk. She shot her head towards me and locked eyes. I was frozen in shock and fear. In my peripheral vision I saw a huge mud-monkey sliming out of her butt like a Play-Doh fun factory.”


It's like Shakespeare. This is how news should be written.
This post was edited on 5/8/16 at 11:10 am
Posted by Sid in Lakeshore
Member since Oct 2008
41956 posts
Posted on 5/8/16 at 11:13 am to
quote:

arse


Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
127609 posts
Posted on 5/8/16 at 11:15 am to
quote:

I'm not married.
Pretty sure he is referring to a more well known OT poster who goes by arseinclarse.
Posted by Sid in Lakeshore
Member since Oct 2008
41956 posts
Posted on 5/8/16 at 11:18 am to
quote:

I hit up every Mexican food truck and saved my dumps all weekend. I was shuffling around like a death-row inmate trying not to explode. I’ve been putting up with that guy’s shite for years, it’s time he put up with some of mine.”


Awesomeness!!!!
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
127609 posts
Posted on 5/8/16 at 11:18 am to
Sorry breh...

Posted by Sid in Lakeshore
Member since Oct 2008
41956 posts
Posted on 5/8/16 at 11:19 am to
I was. Didn't realize there were two Areses.
Posted by Sid in Lakeshore
Member since Oct 2008
41956 posts
Posted on 5/8/16 at 11:20 am to
Well he's not getting any cash from me!
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64669 posts
Posted on 5/8/16 at 11:56 am to
This sounds fake.

quote:

“I knew something was wrong because I came back from lunch and the door to my office was closed,” said the manager. I slowly opened the door to discover the woman with her pants around her ankles, hunched over on my desk like a hippopotamus/cheetah dropping a massive poo on my desk. She shot her head towards me and locked eyes. I was frozen in shock and fear. In my peripheral vision I saw a huge mud-monkey sliming out of her butt like a Play-Doh fun factory.”


Really??^ The manager really said that? I call bullshite.
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