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Aristophenes on gender issues

Posted on 3/7/19 at 2:12 pm
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
20639 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 2:12 pm
This seems to have been a topic recently so I should remind everyone of what the Greeks knew in the past.

Aristophanes famously (allegedly)gave this speech at a dinner party.

his has been known for 2200 years at least.

Humans originally had 2 heads, 4 arms, 4 legs, and got around by rolling. There were originally 3 genders. Males with two penises, females with 4 breasts and two vagina, and hermaphrodites(the majority) who had two tits, a dick and a pussy.

But humans pissed off the gods and the gods split them in two. So men and women were created. But each side was left longing for the half that had been separated from them so they could be whole. The hermaohrodites longed for the opposite gender. They became heterosexuals. The men and women who had been separated from the same gender became homosexuals. Each striving for the other half that would make them whole.

*from the Symposium

Posted by Christopher Columbo
Member since Jun 2015
3157 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 2:15 pm to
Small world. This was under my Snapple cap this morning.
Posted by Grit-Eating Shin
You're an Idiot
Member since May 2013
8582 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 2:17 pm to
quote:

a dick and a pussy
This is where the phrase "go frick yourself" originated.
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
5451 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 2:19 pm to
And the Goddess of Love was actually named Hermaphrodite.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33054 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 2:23 pm to
Who knew that the ancient Greeks spoke so colloquially.
Posted by kengel2
Team Gun
Member since Mar 2004
33863 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 2:24 pm to
Ive said a lot of stupid shite when I was drunk to.
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
20639 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 2:28 pm to
Was it as creative as the renowned playright and award winner aristophenes?
Posted by kengel2
Team Gun
Member since Mar 2004
33863 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 2:37 pm to
I dont know who that is and I dont really care either.

So, yes.
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
20639 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 2:39 pm to
He is known at “the father of comedy”. I think you exaggerate.
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
11328 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 2:41 pm to
No Gender Issues. Man and Woman.

Born with a peen, you are male, otherwise female.

Bruce Jenner is a man, sue me
Posted by kengel2
Team Gun
Member since Mar 2004
33863 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 2:41 pm to
No, but your thread makes more sense now.
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