- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message

Aristophenes on gender issues
Posted on 3/7/19 at 2:12 pm
Posted on 3/7/19 at 2:12 pm
This seems to have been a topic recently so I should remind everyone of what the Greeks knew in the past.
Aristophanes famously (allegedly)gave this speech at a dinner party.
his has been known for 2200 years at least.
Humans originally had 2 heads, 4 arms, 4 legs, and got around by rolling. There were originally 3 genders. Males with two penises, females with 4 breasts and two vagina, and hermaphrodites(the majority) who had two tits, a dick and a pussy.
But humans pissed off the gods and the gods split them in two. So men and women were created. But each side was left longing for the half that had been separated from them so they could be whole. The hermaohrodites longed for the opposite gender. They became heterosexuals. The men and women who had been separated from the same gender became homosexuals. Each striving for the other half that would make them whole.
*from the Symposium
Aristophanes famously (allegedly)gave this speech at a dinner party.
his has been known for 2200 years at least.
Humans originally had 2 heads, 4 arms, 4 legs, and got around by rolling. There were originally 3 genders. Males with two penises, females with 4 breasts and two vagina, and hermaphrodites(the majority) who had two tits, a dick and a pussy.
But humans pissed off the gods and the gods split them in two. So men and women were created. But each side was left longing for the half that had been separated from them so they could be whole. The hermaohrodites longed for the opposite gender. They became heterosexuals. The men and women who had been separated from the same gender became homosexuals. Each striving for the other half that would make them whole.
*from the Symposium
Posted on 3/7/19 at 2:15 pm to athenslife101
Small world. This was under my Snapple cap this morning.
Posted on 3/7/19 at 2:17 pm to athenslife101
quote:This is where the phrase "go frick yourself" originated.
a dick and a pussy
Posted on 3/7/19 at 2:19 pm to athenslife101
And the Goddess of Love was actually named Hermaphrodite.
Posted on 3/7/19 at 2:23 pm to athenslife101
Who knew that the ancient Greeks spoke so colloquially.
Posted on 3/7/19 at 2:24 pm to athenslife101
Ive said a lot of stupid shite when I was drunk to.
Posted on 3/7/19 at 2:28 pm to kengel2
Was it as creative as the renowned playright and award winner aristophenes?
Posted on 3/7/19 at 2:37 pm to athenslife101
I dont know who that is and I dont really care either.
So, yes.
So, yes.
Posted on 3/7/19 at 2:39 pm to kengel2
He is known at “the father of comedy”. I think you exaggerate.
Posted on 3/7/19 at 2:41 pm to athenslife101
No Gender Issues. Man and Woman.
Born with a peen, you are male, otherwise female.
Bruce Jenner is a man, sue me
Born with a peen, you are male, otherwise female.
Bruce Jenner is a man, sue me
Posted on 3/7/19 at 2:41 pm to athenslife101
No, but your thread makes more sense now. 
Popular
Back to top
6









