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re: Are you looking for a new Church to attend?
Posted on 1/17/17 at 3:31 pm to Nado Jenkins83
Posted on 1/17/17 at 3:31 pm to Nado Jenkins83
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why is your religion (i don't care what you are) right and another incorrect.
I'm not saying any religion is right, just that atheism and devil worship is wrong. Most religions get into heaven, everything from Baptists to Presbyterians. But you know who doesn't? People who worship the devil, fact.
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Posted on 1/17/17 at 3:34 pm to LucasP
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But you know who doesn't? People who worship the devil, fact.
What if you don't worship him, but just admire him a little? You know, kinda like Neil Armstrong.
This post was edited on 1/17/17 at 3:35 pm
Posted on 1/17/17 at 3:34 pm to LucasP
Posted on 1/17/17 at 3:35 pm to Nado Jenkins83
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[quote] Is this where all the atheists/Satanists try and act all enlightened? [quote]
its not about entitlement.
Enlightenment*
Posted on 1/17/17 at 3:37 pm to CaptainsWafer
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Reminds me, saw a Cowboy Church in Zachary I believe. WTF is that?
I have seen signs here in Texas about a cowboy church. I just assumed it's what they called this particular one but maybe it's a thing.
Posted on 1/17/17 at 3:42 pm to shiftworker
Do they make you turn around and shake hands? I hate that. Just let me get my weekly dose of religion and be on my way.
Posted on 1/17/17 at 3:43 pm to Jim Rockford
I would like to hug you.
Posted on 1/17/17 at 3:44 pm to LucasP
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Most religions get into heaven, But you know who doesn't? People who worship the devil, fact.
What a joke. Since when is heaven a fact? I dont worship a devil or a god. If for some strange reason I had to worship one, it would be the devil. He has never asked a single person to do work for him.
Your god tempted the 2 people he made and then punished them forever. If that doesnt sound like the devil, then I dont know what is.
Posted on 1/17/17 at 3:44 pm to TheBoo
shite. 
Posted on 1/17/17 at 3:48 pm to bigberg2000
Most churches are just motivational speakers hiding behind religion as a tax shelter.
I listen to this every Sunday morning
Slim thug - church
I listen to this every Sunday morning
Slim thug - church
Posted on 1/17/17 at 3:50 pm to saintsfan1977
Dang you atheists are angry. I'll pray for you, please don't return the favor since I'd like to stay off Satan's radar.
Posted on 1/17/17 at 3:52 pm to LucasP
Pray away. I dont pray. I learned years ago it was the same as wishing in one hand and shitting in the other.
Posted on 1/17/17 at 3:54 pm to CaptainsWafer
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Reminds me, saw a Cowboy Church in Zachary I believe.
Gives me an idea - Reverse Cowgirl Church.
Posted on 1/17/17 at 3:57 pm to Ace Midnight
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Gives me an idea - Reverse Cowgirl Church.
"Come and relax in Reverse Cowgirl... It'll make you see God" -- (tm)
This post was edited on 1/17/17 at 3:58 pm
Posted on 1/17/17 at 3:58 pm to eScott
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Doesn't seem to have Jesus
Posted on 1/17/17 at 4:01 pm to saintsfan1977
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Pray away. I dont pray. I learned years ago it was the same as wishing in one hand and shitting in the other.
I learned this on Sunday Jan 3, 1993
LINK
Posted on 1/17/17 at 4:08 pm to shiftworker
Still seems much more respectable than most Christian churches...
Posted on 1/17/17 at 4:18 pm to ISEN_AG
They probably dont even pass a collection plate either.
Posted on 1/17/17 at 4:21 pm to Nado Jenkins83
Y'all are making atheists look like fricking retards in this thread.
Posted on 1/17/17 at 4:23 pm to LucasP
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LucasP
Is there any group more gullible than atheists? I'm trying but can't think of anything that comes close.
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