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re: Are you embarrassed when you go on a first date?
Posted on 4/2/15 at 10:27 pm to PiscesTiger
Posted on 4/2/15 at 10:27 pm to PiscesTiger
I've been on a bunch lately. I try to pick something either during the day, or around 7pm. During the day, walk around, eat lunch or a snack somewhere. At night, get dinner at a restaurant/bar. Sit at the bar. Play it by ear from then on out. If he likes the broad, don't get shitfaced on the first date. Don't stay out too late.
I always just wing it. Figure out the general area they'll be and pick something close. I'm good with the ladies, and can talk to a wall, so I don't have problems.
If he's nervous, I suggest a date with some type of movement. That way, the bitch won't be sitting across a dinner table watching him be nervous.
Drink a good beer or liquor. Don't order a Bud heavy or some shite. Maybe get some obscure craft beer and offer her a taste
I went on a first date with this chick one time. She ended up taking pills for being nervous and after eating, we went to Fred's. We got drunk as hell on Vegas bombs and she pissed on the floor in my apartment that night. Good times
I always just wing it. Figure out the general area they'll be and pick something close. I'm good with the ladies, and can talk to a wall, so I don't have problems.
If he's nervous, I suggest a date with some type of movement. That way, the bitch won't be sitting across a dinner table watching him be nervous.
Drink a good beer or liquor. Don't order a Bud heavy or some shite. Maybe get some obscure craft beer and offer her a taste
I went on a first date with this chick one time. She ended up taking pills for being nervous and after eating, we went to Fred's. We got drunk as hell on Vegas bombs and she pissed on the floor in my apartment that night. Good times
This post was edited on 4/2/15 at 10:34 pm
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Posted on 4/2/15 at 10:30 pm to Hammertime
And that kids, is how I met your mother.
Posted on 4/2/15 at 10:36 pm to Bullfrog
I was adamant about going for breakfast the next morning because I knew she mopped up the piss with her jeans. She obliged, and I could barely stop myself from laughing the entire time. Nailed her the next weekend though.
Then, a semester later, I walked into an English class and she was the teacher
Then, a semester later, I walked into an English class and she was the teacher
Posted on 4/2/15 at 10:37 pm to Hammertime
Thats amazing
Posted on 4/2/15 at 10:52 pm to Chef Leppard
My life.....yeah, it's a real thing
Good example of what not to do on a first date when you're 38. I was probably 24-25 then, so it was perfectly appropriate
I had another first date when I was younger that is good for some laughs. Went out with this chick to Ninfa's and sat at the bar. I ended up taking like 20 shots of some garbage hot tequila and excused myself to throw up in the parking lot (this was around 3pm). Came back and went for the kiss immediately, but she stopped me and said my breath smelled like throw up. My solution was to take two Rumplemintz shots. Fixed the problem, and ended up sealing the deal after sitting by the pool that afternoon
Eta: Tell him not to do that either
Eta #2: I took a girl on a first date to Houston last week (4hrs away). Ended up giving her some painal the next morning. Got a road beej on the way back, then said something sarcastic. She called me an a-hole and we didn't talk for the rest of the 2 hour drive
Good example of what not to do on a first date when you're 38. I was probably 24-25 then, so it was perfectly appropriate
I had another first date when I was younger that is good for some laughs. Went out with this chick to Ninfa's and sat at the bar. I ended up taking like 20 shots of some garbage hot tequila and excused myself to throw up in the parking lot (this was around 3pm). Came back and went for the kiss immediately, but she stopped me and said my breath smelled like throw up. My solution was to take two Rumplemintz shots. Fixed the problem, and ended up sealing the deal after sitting by the pool that afternoon
Eta: Tell him not to do that either
Eta #2: I took a girl on a first date to Houston last week (4hrs away). Ended up giving her some painal the next morning. Got a road beej on the way back, then said something sarcastic. She called me an a-hole and we didn't talk for the rest of the 2 hour drive
This post was edited on 4/2/15 at 10:59 pm
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