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re: Are MILFS and Cougars Synonymous

Posted on 5/18/23 at 4:52 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 5/18/23 at 4:52 pm to
I suppose you are right. There's a lot of grey area there





Mostly between their legs
Posted by Wayne Campbell
Aurora, IL
Member since Oct 2011
6875 posts
Posted on 5/18/23 at 4:53 pm to
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And as has been pointed out, a coug isn't necessarily a MILF because not all women have kids.


They could also be fatties.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130231 posts
Posted on 5/18/23 at 4:54 pm to
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Women have kids in their 20s. They'd be a MILF but not a coug.


Are we really gonna call a mom in her 20s a MILF though? Technically, sure but in the established lore a MILF is going to be older with older kids
Posted by 844_Tiger
Down_Under
Member since Jul 2021
131 posts
Posted on 5/18/23 at 4:55 pm to
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No. MILFs are the ones you'd chase after. Cougars are the ones who chase after YOU!

You may not chose to chase after MILFS though. But the Cougar definition seems to be clear now!
Thanks baw.
Posted by MikeBRLA
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2005
16905 posts
Posted on 5/18/23 at 4:55 pm to
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All MILFS are Cougars, but not all cougars are Milfs


Wrong…a MILF can be younger than you.
Posted by habz007
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2007
4330 posts
Posted on 5/18/23 at 4:56 pm to
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Correct. Women have kids in their 20s. They'd be a MILF but not a coug.


This is inaccurate IMO. Some 18-25yo doesn’t become a MILF just for having a kid. True MILF status wouldn’t officially be bestowed upon her until her son/daughter’s friends are old enough to declare her one.



One stipulation/clarification:
This rule would apply to women/moms under 40 years old. Once she turns 40, she can automatically qualify and be granted MILF status by society and general public.
This post was edited on 5/18/23 at 5:12 pm
Posted by 844_Tiger
Down_Under
Member since Jul 2021
131 posts
Posted on 5/18/23 at 4:56 pm to
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They could also be fatties.

Those are whales ( or Lizzos in the modern parlance) and not privy to this particular discussion, IMHO.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130231 posts
Posted on 5/18/23 at 4:59 pm to
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Wrong…a MILF can be younger than you.


Okay, this is getting complex. We may need a Ven diagram, or a graph

Maybe a flow chart.
This post was edited on 5/18/23 at 5:05 pm
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 5/18/23 at 5:00 pm to
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We may need a Ven diagram, or a graph


Venn*
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130231 posts
Posted on 5/18/23 at 5:01 pm to
You probably live in a Venn down by the river
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 5/18/23 at 5:03 pm to
Vann*
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
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Posted on 5/18/23 at 5:03 pm to
Magnifico!!
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130231 posts
Posted on 5/18/23 at 5:04 pm to
Probably smoke doobies and listen to Vann Morisson.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
49907 posts
Posted on 5/18/23 at 5:34 pm to
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MILS=Mother in laws. Gross dude.


I mean, that really depends on the mother in law doesn't it?
Posted by KAHog
South Trough
Member since Mar 2013
2756 posts
Posted on 5/18/23 at 5:41 pm to
When you know it’s bad….

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JUST HOW RETARDED ARE YOU?


OWLFAN86
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Member since Jul 2009
49907 posts
Posted on 5/18/23 at 5:48 pm to
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Probably smoke doobies and listen to Vann Morisson.


Don't threaten me with a good time.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
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Posted on 5/18/23 at 5:59 pm to
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