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Anyone like to masterbate in an Uber?

Posted on 9/22/17 at 4:57 pm
Posted by ihometiger
Member since Dec 2013
12475 posts
Posted on 9/22/17 at 4:57 pm
Just asking for a friend.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45552 posts
Posted on 9/22/17 at 4:59 pm to
My buddy was just arrested for this. I wouldn't do it anymore.
Posted by Jrock87
NOLA
Member since Jul 2008
1795 posts
Posted on 9/22/17 at 4:59 pm to
Hey Frank
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
51733 posts
Posted on 9/22/17 at 4:59 pm to
Uber is for trash, Lyft is the place to spank
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
105190 posts
Posted on 9/22/17 at 5:01 pm to
It's not illegal but is frowned upon.
Posted by BhamBengal
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2012
2476 posts
Posted on 9/22/17 at 5:02 pm to
46 pages
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 9/22/17 at 5:04 pm to
Not me but I'm socially awkward
Posted by TypoKnig
Member since Aug 2011
8928 posts
Posted on 9/22/17 at 5:04 pm to
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38577 posts
Posted on 9/22/17 at 5:10 pm to
I used to but the customers kept rating me one star.
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
17201 posts
Posted on 9/22/17 at 5:44 pm to
Like to? No

Have to? Yeah, sometimes.
Posted by BRIllini07
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2015
3211 posts
Posted on 9/22/17 at 6:23 pm to
Sometimes I call an Uber just to masterbate.

Sometimes the wife has her friends over, no privacy in the house. I figure hey, why not call an Uber and tell him to drive around the block a few times while I yank it to some Ukrainian foot porn on my iPhone.

Much safer than doing it in my own vehicle and I'm not in charge of cleanup.

Don't spank and drive fellas, just call an Uber.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
98760 posts
Posted on 9/22/17 at 6:31 pm to
Why do that when the driver will....


Give you a hand
Posted by mojeauxjeauxjo
BATON ROUGE
Member since May 2013
98 posts
Posted on 9/22/17 at 6:35 pm to
Do you even "masturbate," bro?
Posted by ihometiger
Member since Dec 2013
12475 posts
Posted on 9/22/17 at 9:17 pm to
The uber drivers apparently don't like this type of tipping style which always creates a sticky situation.
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