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Anyone like to masterbate in an Uber?
Posted on 9/22/17 at 4:57 pm
Posted on 9/22/17 at 4:57 pm
Just asking for a friend.
Posted on 9/22/17 at 4:59 pm to ihometiger
My buddy was just arrested for this. I wouldn't do it anymore.
Posted on 9/22/17 at 4:59 pm to ihometiger
Uber is for trash, Lyft is the place to spank
Posted on 9/22/17 at 5:01 pm to ihometiger
It's not illegal but is frowned upon.
Posted on 9/22/17 at 5:04 pm to ihometiger
Not me but I'm socially awkward
Posted on 9/22/17 at 5:10 pm to ihometiger
I used to but the customers kept rating me one star.
Posted on 9/22/17 at 5:44 pm to ihometiger
Like to? No
Have to? Yeah, sometimes.
Have to? Yeah, sometimes.
Posted on 9/22/17 at 6:23 pm to ihometiger
Sometimes I call an Uber just to masterbate.
Sometimes the wife has her friends over, no privacy in the house. I figure hey, why not call an Uber and tell him to drive around the block a few times while I yank it to some Ukrainian foot porn on my iPhone.
Much safer than doing it in my own vehicle and I'm not in charge of cleanup.
Don't spank and drive fellas, just call an Uber.
Sometimes the wife has her friends over, no privacy in the house. I figure hey, why not call an Uber and tell him to drive around the block a few times while I yank it to some Ukrainian foot porn on my iPhone.
Much safer than doing it in my own vehicle and I'm not in charge of cleanup.
Don't spank and drive fellas, just call an Uber.
Posted on 9/22/17 at 6:31 pm to ihometiger
Why do that when the driver will....
Give you a hand
Give you a hand
Posted on 9/22/17 at 6:35 pm to ihometiger
Do you even "masturbate," bro?
Posted on 9/22/17 at 9:17 pm to Willie Stroker
The uber drivers apparently don't like this type of tipping style which always creates a sticky situation.
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