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re: Anyone else a really big fan of q-tips?

Posted on 6/3/19 at 9:03 pm to
Posted by Glistening Member
Gramercy
Member since Nov 2007
744 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 9:03 pm to
Big ballpoint pen cap is a close second for eargasms.
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
48738 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 9:04 pm to
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Q-tips are among of a handful of things I can’t live without, even though I occasionally create a medical emergency with them. I nearly get off while swabbing the g spot in my left ear. For a few seconds, everything is right in the world.

Conversely, there is nothing more disappointing than an off-brand cotton swab. The stick bends too easily and the cotton is all wrong, sometimes coming off deep in the ear canal. Even as a libertarian, I’d support the government regulating the cotton swab industry to create some standards. Raise my taxes, I don’t care.




Dude you need some deep mental evaluation.
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
31739 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 9:05 pm to
My ex-girlfriend. I swear that woman went through a box a day. I still have no idea what for.
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
50648 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 9:08 pm to
If you ever get a canker sore on your tongue, put some hydrogen peroxide on a Q-tip and gently rub it on the sore.

WARNING: Don’t consume the hydrogen peroxide.
Posted by X82ndTiger
USA
Member since Sep 2004
2542 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 9:10 pm to
Consuming hydrogen peroxide kills cancer.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49475 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 9:13 pm to
All 3 acts of that story seems horroble..having to be anxious enough to go and the process of getting to the waiting room, having it done, and the recovery.
Posted by QuietTiger
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2003
26256 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 9:17 pm to
Strayed once, never again. I have them in my away pack, just in case.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
52945 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 9:21 pm to
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All 3 acts of that story seems horroble..having to be anxious enough to go and the process of getting to the waiting room, having it done, and the recovery.

It sucked arse. I was convinced that the burning when I peed meant the worst. I had just happened to hook up with some random bar chick a few nights before too
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49475 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 9:37 pm to
lol never burned when I peed except when I was a kid and that batman bubble bath used to frick me up.

Would have scared me too though
Posted by Geauxtiga
No man's land
Member since Jan 2008
34400 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 9:44 pm to
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Little known fact: If you wet a q-tip you can stick it in your eye and get stuff out.
Be careful, those fibers can come a loose in your eye.
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
16261 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 9:49 pm to
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I have bad wax buildup in my left ear for some reason during the spring.



The only thing I find in my ears is blood if I go to hard. I rubbed off the glands that make wax.
Posted by Waveed
In a barrel of oil
Member since Jan 2018
40 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 10:34 pm to
I was just recently educated on the fact that Q-Tips are not at all advertised as being meant to clean your ear.

I guess what's understood doesn't have to be explained.
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