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Anybody still up that likes to write

Posted on 5/1/17 at 12:44 am
Posted by Guess
Down The Road
Member since Jun 2009
4002 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 12:44 am
Someone asked me to write a paper. I said that I would and I will if I get no takers, but if anyone wants $20 per page for a 3 page paper due in the morning holla.
Posted by Hopeful Doc
Member since Sep 2010
15388 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 12:45 am to
And the topic is...Plagiarism? Ethics? Moral philosophy?
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
41636 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 12:45 am to
Subject?
Posted by philly444
stuck in contraflow
Member since Nov 2008
12407 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 12:46 am to
You gonna have to supply some adderall
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85525 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 12:46 am to
Take all the longest posts from Free and Kafka and I bet they make a good enough paper
Posted by MasterofTigerBait
Member since May 2009
7835 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 12:51 am to
I wrote some while in college for my friends who went to community/junior colleges.

Very easy. The trick is to charge them based off the grade the paper makes. A = 60, B= 40, etc
Posted by Guess
Down The Road
Member since Jun 2009
4002 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 12:51 am to
Subject is the effects of foreign aid with regards to war and peace.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85525 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 12:52 am to
Copy and paste some of the good stuff off the Poli Board
Posted by dewster
Chicago
Member since Aug 2006
26627 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 12:53 am to
Good luck. You can probably knock out three pages in an hour.

It's Sunday night. Why procrastinate when you are buying your homework?
This post was edited on 5/1/17 at 12:55 am
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
159004 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 12:55 am to
Chicken and his team of miscreants, who by some mistaken directive of Tyche, were allowed an opportunity for this website to flourish into the cancer it is, deserve nothing but hatred from me and from the rest of the posters here. He and his licentious lynch mob, that follows him around like Bosco’s boys in Marmaduke, rather than take advantage of the opportunity to become a forum community of love, honor, and respect, chose the easy way out, the way that ensured quick money and quick hits. He chose evil and the propagation of evil. Racism, sexism, misogyny, drugs, borderline fascist politics, these are the topics his website actively recruits while deleting and banning posters who can legitimately refute them. He pretends to be open minded by allowing posters who disagree with those ideologies, posters like Rex, but these are the posters who lack any wisdom and any intelligence. So instead, the morally courageous positions become mocked caricatures because the characters the TD staff allow to post objecting opinions are clowns.

So why do I keep coming back? I care about the posters here. I care far more than some delinquent idiot who wants to share secrets about where to buy illegal, terrorist-supporting, damaging drugs. I see before me an army of posters who are lonely, lost, and gullible. Desperate for connection and support from others, the site has enormous healing potential. But the mods like ByteMe and that fascist pig, Ice Cold, minions of Satan himself, want to make it a den for crooks, liars, and womanizers. They believe their own failure in life should extend to others. They are the real life Lotso, the figure who wants no one to excel because excellence has always been out of his reach. No one is as miserable as the man who wants to make others miserable. But users who have not been corrupted to the core heed this advice, Blessed is the man who does not walk in the counsel of the wicked who are like chaff that the wind blows away.
Lasciate ogni speranza voi ch'entrate, for this place, this miserable house of unworthy, unrepentant sinners is void of any hope of salvation. Sin and salvation are openly mocked. Intelligence and order are routinely dismissed. Love and justice are trampled. Yet, our cause of good is not defeated. The Poet reminds us: How far that little candle throws his beams! / So shines a good deed in a weary world. For we know that it only takes one righteous person for an entire city to be redeemed. Where will that one righteous person come once I am gone?

We know it won’t be the Cocomo the kitten killer. It won’t be Steauxn and his fake wife picture and family drama that only the most desperate of posters care about because they like fumbling their testes while thinking about his fake wife’s picture. Nor will it be 4cubbies the slut who thinks we care about her faux piety. Long ago I had an extended conversation with Marie Antoinette. At the time, she was an immature girl seeking acceptance through inappropriate sex – sex outside of marriage. But I believe she has grown up. There is a chance of redemption from her. Stout also shows some signs of moral strength and clear vision. Yet he is a conflicted figure. With him he has great power and insight, but he maintains an unbridled passion for evil things. I will pray for him to rise to the top of virtue, for he has much to offer.

I will miss many of the posters on this site. Jersey Tiger, The Egg, Maximus, TulaneTigerFan, Keys Open Door, kfizzle (the only reason I read the Money Board), el tigre (your attitude to restaurants like Galatoire’s makes you a man), offshoreangler, Otis. I will miss the insight of posters like LSURussian. I appreciate your knowledge, but there is no way you have any friends in real life. And even Kige Ramsey, you old curmudgeon. Rocket, I could never tell if I really liked you or not, but you were my advocate. Rummel Tiger, I liked you, I really did, and I wish you, stout, and I could have met for lunch like we planned. I don’t understand why you ever followed that novice baytiger. Buoy boy got one of the easiest degrees out there and you still looked to him as an authority. While we’re on the weather, let’s not forget the plagiarist himself, LSUsmartbutt. Remember how he stole posts directly from storm2k.org during Gustav? What a hack.

I feel it is my civic duty to inform THATLSUBOY that everyone thinks you are a joke. You are entertainment in the way minstrel shows and black ploitation comedy were. People are laughing at how absurd you are. You are no more than a clown to them. Stop embarrassing yourself, for your family’s sake, if not for your own.

There are many I will not miss. These are the posters who ruined TD. There’s the king of douches, TigahRag with his inflated sense of self-importance probably the product of a less than average penis. USMC, what can be said about him other than he sounds like a megalomaniacal, misanthropic psycho? We could also say he sounds like the type of guy has probably killed people, or at least fantasizes about it. I wouldn’t be surprised if he has had several homosexual encounters, judging by his obsession with guns. Glassman, I never did really understand you. Yes, you are full of feces and you think you are king of some imaginary empire. A lot of people here, that’s all they see of you – the emperor with no clothes. But I see more. I see a pitiable man who is very sad. And I feel for you. You have little truly valuable in your life and I wish you did. I tried to be your friend and get you help, but you seemed to push me away because the wounds I was opening were too deep. My advice to you would be get involved in community service, not community snobbery. Live, don’t just volunteer, with the descendants of those your family oppressed and stole from. Tiger Attorney, I won’t miss you and your insecurities. One year you brag about having threesomes and the next you’re marrying a teacher? Does she know about your checkered past or is she just coming along for the gravy? I was always humored how you pretend to be a Renaissance Man of New Orleans, yet you champion Southern whiteness and live in Metairie. Owning a condo in the Warehouse District won’t change that.

While we’re talking Food and Drink posters, let’s not forget to mention all the pompous puffs like JF loving Martini. We know you love P.F. Changs; no reason to deny it. Your recipes and reviews are as artificial as your love of true cuisine. Afreaux, you pretend to know everything about Latin food and culture, but your list of tacos was terrible! Taco San Miguel is the worst Mexican food I’ve ever eaten. But I give you daps for not being part of the machine. VOR, you’re just like Martini, but at least you didn’t march lock step with the Movie Board posters in their obsequious praise of Inception. BrockLanders, Sid in Lakeshore and tavolatim, you keep that board in line because you’re two of the few even-keeled guys there. Make sure posters like Solo, Y.A. Tittle, notiger1997 are kept in check. There are many idiots in the forum like Paul Allen and andouille. Try to educate them.
Posted by Sampson
Thailand
Member since Mar 2012
25081 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 12:55 am to
I'll do it for $90
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
159004 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 12:55 am to
I would feel remiss if I didn’t thank some of the posters who offer comic relief to this dungeon of dunces. HurricaneDunc, your flag feud was probably the single most entertaining thread I read here. LSUzombie, you always made me laugh and one day I may read one of your books. You seem like a decent man and I pray for your success in life. Dolla Choppa, I have been told you’re funny. I don’t know what to think about that, but it came from a good source. Same with you, HH and just me. Hendersonhands, you know where to find me – takin’ it to the Ritz, eating smores, and reading Bible verses. NIH, remind me, do I like or dislike you? Lester Earl, you are stubborn, close-minded, and you hate my best friend on the forum, but I wonder if that’s not just a tough guy veneer that hides a decent guy. I would say the same for you, Tino, but you’re a douche, much like those burnt out junkies, SuperSaint and Rouge. Dukke v, I don’t know what to think of you. You are like Sasquatch: big, cuddly, smelly, and scary. Are you an agent of good or evil?

Then of course, there is a long list of Mercedes C class posters. Kracka, Pilot Tiger, Nortizzle, Ponchy Tiger, maburu2, sheek, Festus, Lithium, meauxjeaux2, Volvagia, aka, Mr. Vagia, TIGERLEE, Tiger in NY, Count Chocula (who may be the most pathetic individual on the site), heartbreakTiger, and LSUTANGERINE. All of you are morons.

Only recently have I moved on to the Movie and TV Board. I can’t say I liked what I saw there. You either tow the company line: Toy Story 3 and Inception are awesome. Twilight is terrible. Or you’re pariah. A lot of pseudo-intellectuals there who think by spending thirty minutes analyzing some commercial film that’s more an advertisement for Coca Cola they have peered into the Mind of God. I won’t name any names specifically because no one there is worth mentioning.

While we're on the subject of movies and videos, I feel compelled to make a confession. Some of you may remember a video Michael J Cocks posted. Allegedly it was from Baghdad and showed a woman and her two children wandering around in Saddam's stadium? I know it fooled a lot of you, but I need to be honest. I made the video in an abandoned school in New Orleans after Katrina. I had some friends dress up and we got a few of our friends to play the figures you see as shadows. I sent the video to MJK and he posted it, but I didn't think so many people would believe it, and after the ball started rolling, it was moving too fast to retract. So we just stopped responding to the emails and questions and hoped it would go away. I hope you'll forgive me for my deception and, Cocks, I hope you won't be mad for me clearing my conscience.


But there's something I forgot to tell you. Yes, I've saved the best confession for last. Lots of posters accuse others of being alters. I guess sometimes they're right. But I get accused of being other people so much. I can't remember how many alters I've used on TD. It has become more difficult in recent months, but I've found a way to get by the moronic moderators at TD, who think they know a lot, but in reality are amateurs. You want names? Sure, I'll throw a few out: _____________, no I can't reveal them because I've given those names to other posters who are now regs . It's hard to say what my original TD name is because there have been so many and I've used some alters more than my first name. It may come as a surprise to many of you, but I'm CDUB. GCS. If you peel back all the layers of my identity, you'll find ol' GCS. Surprised? You made fun of my handicap, so my mission became one of humiliating your detective work and assumed intelligence. A crippled outsmarted all of you. How you like dem' apples?

I could go on, and probably should because some posters will feel offended that I left them out. Don’t worry. I considered including you, but ultimately decided against it. Move on with your life. I am -- as of today, I am entering a state institution for those with personality disorders. They say I'll be in here for at least six months as they try to treat my problems. I will not be allowed to post here again. I must move on.

That is my message to all of you – move on with your lives. You have let this website ruin your life for far too long. You sit on it all day while your life paces by you. And soon, you will realize you’re old and gray and alone and the only thing you have left to show for it is a post count and knowledge of inside jokes and abbreviations. Is that how you want to look back at the one chance you had in this life? Vow to yourselves today to stop coming to this site because you are addicted to it. Leave behind the dross of this website. Vow right now. And don’t look back. Move ahead with your life and learn what life is.

I love you all. Goodbye.
Posted by Guess
Down The Road
Member since Jun 2009
4002 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 12:56 am to
Not for me, I was asked a few hours ago, and I want to help her out.
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
16032 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 12:56 am to
quote:

Subject is the effects of foreign aid with regards to war and peace.


This is when you need a direct line to goldennugget
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
159004 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 12:57 am to
I don't fricking believe it. There was no more than five fricking seconds between my posts, and you still fricking managed to get between them.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 1:02 am to
quote:

Not for me, I was asked a few hours ago, and I want to help her out.


So you want to give her a paper, so she will maybe bang you as a "thank you" and you can't even make an effort?

Forget the paper, just give her the $60.
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
16032 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 1:05 am to
quote:

Kafka


Damn Kafka...

I enjoy your posts... especially your deep knowledge of great music (I listen to Dwight Twilley Band - I'm on fire, every day) and your comical wit

Good luck


Posted by Guess
Down The Road
Member since Jun 2009
4002 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 1:06 am to
quote:

I'll do it for $90


Has to be original, no paper floating around the web.

Anyone else in?
Posted by mikrit54
Robeline
Member since Oct 2013
8664 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 1:06 am to
When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. — Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.

He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.

He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their Public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.

He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.

He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected, whereby the Legislative Powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.

He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.

He has obstructed the Administration of Justice by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary Powers.
Posted by Guess
Down The Road
Member since Jun 2009
4002 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 1:09 am to
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