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re: Anybody have any Elvis stories?

Posted on 9/17/23 at 12:11 pm to
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 9/17/23 at 12:11 pm to
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didn't have sex until they got married, and she insists it was because that's what Elvis wanted, not her


If you believe that, then I have a ski chalet in New Orleans I’m trying to sell at a cheap price
Posted by tiger91
In my own little world
Member since Nov 2005
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Posted on 9/17/23 at 12:19 pm to
We had a resident at the nursing home where I work that was a driver for Elvis. Think it was very early in elvis’ career
Posted by Deek
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 9/17/23 at 1:19 pm to
My mother ran a BnB, I taught Elvis how to dance.
Posted by BK Lounge
Member since Nov 2021
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Posted on 9/17/23 at 1:22 pm to
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My mother ran a BnB, I taught Elvis how to dance.





Congrats on ur Alabama football career, having a whore for a mother and marrying a drug-addled junkie named Jenny .
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 9/17/23 at 1:38 pm to
dude, wtf would I give a flying frick about that? Priscilla freely gave up the booty all over Hollywood, she is the one that has maintained all of these years that she was begging for Elvis to bang her but he insisted on waiting for them to get married
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
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Posted on 9/17/23 at 1:43 pm to
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If you believe that, then I have a ski chalet in New Orleans I’m trying to sell at a cheap price


You have some kind of firsthand knowledge or something?

If so, wtf were you doing in their bedroom? And what kind of a freak does that make you?
This post was edited on 9/17/23 at 1:44 pm
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
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Posted on 9/17/23 at 1:49 pm to
My grandma’s best friend went to junior high with Elvis - she said he was ugly
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 9/17/23 at 1:50 pm to
he had pretty bad acne as a teen

ETA: he got better
This post was edited on 9/17/23 at 1:54 pm
Posted by ItzMe1972
Member since Dec 2013
11495 posts
Posted on 9/17/23 at 1:53 pm to
I went swimming in his pool last week.

LINK
This post was edited on 9/17/23 at 1:55 pm
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 9/17/23 at 1:57 pm to
Memphis trivia, the house that Elvis lived in before Graceland had a pool, he’d let the neighborhood kids swim in it, one of which was the guy that started FedEx, also, Elvis loved getting in the water but couldn’t swim, pool was kept at waist depth
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 9/17/23 at 2:00 pm to
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Priscilla freely gave up the booty all over Hollywood, she is the one that has maintained all of these years that she was begging for Elvis to bang her but he insisted on waiting for them to get married


She doesn't want to admit that she was groomed by her pedophile husband, who happened to be one of the most famous musicians on world history. It's not that hard to sniff out her motive for telling that lie
Posted by griswold
Member since Oct 2009
4183 posts
Posted on 9/17/23 at 2:09 pm to
He played BR High School in the 50's then of course the PMAC a couple of times in the 70's. I saw him at the PMAC(LSU Assembly Center) in 74. I met his cousin Billy Smith a couple of years ago. Billy was the last to see him alive aside from his girlfriend.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
53620 posts
Posted on 9/17/23 at 2:10 pm to
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he got better
apparently
Posted by Deek
Member since Sep 2013
1099 posts
Posted on 9/17/23 at 2:10 pm to
Don’t you fricking talk like that about my mother! I will find you and make you sorry you piece of shite
Posted by BK Lounge
Member since Nov 2021
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Posted on 9/17/23 at 2:11 pm to
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Don’t you fricking talk like that about my mother! I will find you and make you sorry you piece of shite




I am shaking like Bubba’s bottom lip when he was dying in Vietnam .
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
16236 posts
Posted on 9/17/23 at 2:19 pm to
My cousins husband’s dad was Elvis’s personal body guard. I’m sure he saw some shite.
This post was edited on 9/17/23 at 2:20 pm
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
15101 posts
Posted on 9/17/23 at 2:32 pm to
He played in Monroe and people still won’t stop talking about it. I guess nothing has really happened there since then.
This post was edited on 9/17/23 at 2:33 pm
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
83433 posts
Posted on 9/17/23 at 2:34 pm to
Monroe always used to get big name acts
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 9/17/23 at 2:48 pm to
His first true love from biloxi ended up being a lesbian
Posted by SalE
At the beach
Member since Jan 2020
2693 posts
Posted on 9/17/23 at 2:51 pm to
Not talking about Elvis
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