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Another workout related question, this time about annoyances.

Posted on 1/6/18 at 5:21 pm
Posted by Bustedsack
Member since Dec 2017
4387 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 5:21 pm
Let me set the scene.

The cardio related workout equipment is facing the same way except a few treadmills that are facing another row of treadmills.

While I was at the gym, I warm up on the treadmill, one that is facing the way 99% of all the other cardio equipment is. This hoss of a woman decides to get on a treadmill directly opposite of me and facing me. There's nothing worse than watching this thing and all associated shapes of her moving in front of me.

Why on earth does this beast have to walk/some sort of thing she was doing that didn't look like jogging, have to workout right in front of me? It's one of the most annoying things in the world.

Go find a trough bitch.

Posted by jennyjones
New Orleans Saints Fan
Member since Apr 2006
9313 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 5:21 pm to
Wrong board
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65688 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 5:22 pm to
That’s not very Christian of you brother.
Posted by TypoKnig
Member since Aug 2011
8928 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 5:23 pm to
If you don’t like to look at people while running, go jog alone you anti-social piece of shite. Would you rather her not work out at all?
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
5479 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 5:24 pm to
Maybe she envy's your girlish figure and used you as motivation
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83933 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 5:25 pm to
Not cool, bro
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120268 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 5:26 pm to
She wanted you to talk to her dummy

She probably went home and cried and ate a pint of blue bell when you didnt
Posted by Bustedsack
Member since Dec 2017
4387 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 5:27 pm to
quote:

Would you rather her not work out at all


No. She can workout all she wants, just why on earth would you face the opposite direction than 99% of all the other equipment? Let alone a piece of equipment right in front of another person?
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
53361 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 5:27 pm to
I respect anyone trying to get his/her arse in shape. Stop being a prick.
Posted by Bustedsack
Member since Dec 2017
4387 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 5:30 pm to
quote:

She wanted you to talk to her dummy


No way on earth I'd want my pecker going near that thing. Honestly, would you want to frick a 5'4" maybe pushing 200lb lady?
Posted by Sody Cracker
Distemper Ward
Member since May 2016
3409 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 5:40 pm to
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Bustedsack


You are trying too hard. You should have embellished the story by claiming she shite herself and you vomited on her as you ran away.
Posted by SulphursFinest
Lafayette
Member since Jan 2015
8737 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 5:52 pm to
Runnig on a treadmill? You bitch.

Lift some weights.
Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 5:56 pm to
So you are bitching about her being fat and also bitching about her trying to be less fat?
Posted by tigerfan182
Franklin, Tn
Member since Sep 2009
2779 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 5:58 pm to
I wonder what she was thinking about you. Judgemental aren’t you!!
Posted by Bustedsack
Member since Dec 2017
4387 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 6:06 pm to
So nobody on here would be annoyed if someone sat right next to you in a movie theater when there are a bunch of seats not being used...
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
25928 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 6:25 pm to
She couldn’t take her eyes off your man titties bouncing as you jogged at 4.5 mph.
Posted by Captain Crackysack
Member since Oct 2017
2231 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 6:31 pm to
I was jogging outside today when two fatties attempted to pass me on bicycles. They were peddling so slowly that we ended up dead even on the levee's jogging path for like 2 fricking minutes. It was awkward
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 6:34 pm to
So, you're going to shite on someone trying to improve their health and lose a little weight. You're so cool.
Posted by Bustedsack
Member since Dec 2017
4387 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 6:34 pm to
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They were peddling so slowly that we ended up dead even on the levee's jogging path for like 2 fricking minutes.


I would've faked a leg injury or something. Hopefully no one thought you were with them.
Posted by drunkenpunkin
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
7659 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 6:58 pm to
I need to know the layout of the room. I peesonally can't stand to be anywhere with my back to a door or other people. Also, maybe she was waiting for someone who would be walking toward her that way? All I know is people like you are the reason a lot of heavy people don't go to the gym. They're damned if they do, and damned if they don't. Maybe she didn't like the looks of your either. Get over yourself.
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