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re: Another math thread: "In dog beers I've only had one" doesn't make sense
Posted on 5/20/19 at 5:46 pm to ReauxlTide222
Posted on 5/20/19 at 5:46 pm to ReauxlTide222
quote:
Dude, that 10 you keep using is ALSO people years.
Nah. A 70 year old woman is 70 in human years and 10 in dog years.
I posted the proof earlier. Humans live 7x longer than dogs. The idea that a "dog" ____ can be 7x a human ____ is preposterous.
Humans live 7x longer than dogs. A human _____ is 7x a dog _____. That's a fact.
A human year is 7x a dog year. A human beer is 7x a dog beer.
This post was edited on 5/20/19 at 5:47 pm
Posted on 5/20/19 at 5:47 pm to TH03
quote:I know it's hard to accept when something you've "known" your whole life is wrong, but I don't know how to explain it any simpler than I already have.
I'm out. This is far too autistic for me.
Posted on 5/20/19 at 5:48 pm to Korkstand
quote:
I know it's hard to accept when something you've "known" your whole life is wrong
If this isn't a joke, this is shitting yourself in public level cringe.

Posted on 5/20/19 at 5:50 pm to TH03
quote:
Jesus fricking Christ.
I'm honestly not sure how this is even debatable. I have to assume anyone who dissents is trolling.
Dog life: X
Human life: 7X
or
Human life: X
Dog life: X/7
That's the conversion. How someone can argue otherwise is insane to me.
Posted on 5/20/19 at 5:53 pm to slackster
quote:
Dog life: X
Human life: 7X
or
Human life: X
Dog life: X/7
Is this real fricking life?
God damn this is more autistic than Sheldon.

It's a fricking cute way to tell your kid how old the dog is. "oh honey, he's 6 so that's 42 in dog years." This ridiculous application of mathematical conversions is beyond ridiculous.
Posted on 5/20/19 at 5:56 pm to TH03
quote:Absolutely not a joke, and it's actually blowing my fricking mind that you still haven't understood that slack and I are right.
If this isn't a joke, this is shitting yourself in public level cringe.
As a human, how many human years old are you? And how many dog years old are you?
Now flip it and assume you're a dog. As a dog, a year is a dog year, and you would have to ask yourself how many human years old you are.
This post was edited on 5/20/19 at 6:02 pm
Posted on 5/20/19 at 5:59 pm to slackster
quote:So if a human is 7 years old a dog of the same age would be 7/7 or 1?
Human life: X
Dog life: X/7
No. The dog would also be 7 years old.
Posted on 5/20/19 at 6:01 pm to TH03
quote:Maybe it's "fricking cute", and we all know it's not entirely accurate, but it is really an estimated conversion of a dog's age relative to humans.
It's a fricking cute way to tell your kid how old the dog is. "oh honey, he's 6 so that's 42 in dog years." This ridiculous application of mathematical conversions is beyond ridiculous.
If the 6 year old dog is 42 in "dog years", what if you were comparing his age to a cat, instead? They live about the same as cats, so would you again say he's 42 "dog years" old? No, you would say he's 6 cat years old. And both the dog and the cat are about 42 human years old.
Posted on 5/20/19 at 6:01 pm to TH03
quote:
It's a fricking cute way to tell your kid how old the dog is. "oh honey, he's 6 so that's 42 in dog years." This ridiculous application of mathematical conversions is beyond ridiculous.
That's a terrible way to teach your kid.
The dog is 6, which is like being a 42 year old human.
Posted on 5/20/19 at 6:01 pm to Korkstand
You and slack are either taking this way too seriously or arguing just to argue at this point.
No one is thinking they're converting mathematical units of measurement when they talk about dog years.
So yes, in your autistic hypothetical unit conversion, sure, you're right. A dog year and human year are both one fricking year so no one saying a year in a dogs life is literally 7 years.
This is asinine.
No one is thinking they're converting mathematical units of measurement when they talk about dog years.
So yes, in your autistic hypothetical unit conversion, sure, you're right. A dog year and human year are both one fricking year so no one saying a year in a dogs life is literally 7 years.
This is asinine.

Posted on 5/20/19 at 6:02 pm to ReauxlTide222
quote:
So if a human is 7 years old a dog of the same age would be 7/7 or 1? No. The dog would also be 7 years old.
A 7 year old human has lived 1/11th of their life.
What's 1/11th of a dog's life? 1 year, ergo, a 7 year old human is 1 in dog years.
I'm laying all of this out nice and neat for you chodes.
Posted on 5/20/19 at 6:03 pm to Korkstand
quote:
Why? It's absolutely correct.
This is the only way you can be wrong. Congrats.
This is a semantics argument. Nothing is absolutely correct.
A 1 year old dog is THE EQUIVALENT of a 7 year old human. A 7 year old human is the equivalent age of a 1 year old dog.
The term "dog years" and "human years" are not terms you and those you are arguing with agree on.
Thus, you want to say a 7 year old human is 1 year in "dog years". As you define it, sure. Congrats on being "absolutely correct" in a semantics argument where you get to define the terms. Mathmatically, everything the OP is saying is correct. You should be able to acknowledge that even if you disagree with the terminology.
Posted on 5/20/19 at 6:03 pm to TH03
quote:
This is asinine.
It is, only because I can't believe it's debatable.

Posted on 5/20/19 at 6:05 pm to slackster
It's only debatable if you're the type of person to take something like dog years as a literal mathematical conversion. 

Posted on 5/20/19 at 6:06 pm to moneyg
quote:
Mathmatically, everything the OP is saying is correct. You should be able to acknowledge that even if you disagree with the terminology.
His entire premise for the math is faulty, but sure, the math is correct if you ignore the fault.

Posted on 5/20/19 at 6:07 pm to TH03
quote:I didn't start the thread with an incorrect OP. I just tried to help the guy out.
It's only debatable if you're the type of person to take something like dog years as a literal mathematical conversion.
Posted on 5/20/19 at 6:10 pm to TH03
quote:I can't speak for slack, but I'm arguing because I'm right and I wish more people would be right.
You and slack are either taking this way too seriously or arguing just to argue at this point.

quote:Might not be thinking it, but multiplying/dividing by 7 is a conversion. It's just that simple. And most people even get the math right, it's just that instead of saying "dog years" they should be saying "human years".
No one is thinking they're converting mathematical units of measurement when they talk about dog years.
If you convert a human's earth years to human years, you don't do anything. If you convert a human's earth years to dog years, then you divide by 7.
If you convert a dog's earth years to dog years, you don't do anything. If you convert a dog's earth years to human years, then you multiply by 7.
Posted on 5/20/19 at 6:17 pm to Korkstand
quote:Are dog earth years and human years not the same thing?
If you convert a dog's earth years to human years, then you multiply by 7.
A dog would essentially have 7 birthdays in its earth year. Each one of those is his dog year.
1 dog year/beer would be 1/7 of a human year/beer.
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