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re: Another math thread: "In dog beers I've only had one" doesn't make sense
Posted on 5/20/19 at 8:20 pm to slackster
Posted on 5/20/19 at 8:20 pm to slackster
quote:Yes.
But that points out the stupidity of the alternative argument. A dog's life is 1/7th the lenthg of a human's - everything he does is scaled down to reflect that
A dog experiences ~7 dog years in a 365 day span.

Posted on 5/20/19 at 8:22 pm to GRTiger
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Hey man, I was agreeing with you.
I used the same basis (pages). Think pages = human years.
I've had to do a couple double takes in this thread. A 9 page thread for a dog is 63 human pages.

Posted on 5/20/19 at 8:23 pm to ReauxlTide222
quote:
It’s bothering me that you think your explanation of this is somehow above our heads.
And it's bothering me that you and many others seem to think it's ok to spout nonsense and say it's perfectly fine. Are you a supporter of ebonics?
quote:This thread proves otherwise.
There is nothing difficult about it.
quote:I know it's not how people use the term. But they should, because it makes sense.
I just don’t believe it’s how people use the terms.
Posted on 5/20/19 at 8:25 pm to Korkstand
Ok well they don’t goddammit 

Posted on 5/20/19 at 8:26 pm to ReauxlTide222
quote:
Can we really trust this company?

Posted on 5/20/19 at 8:32 pm to slackster
I dive deep for the facts
Posted on 5/20/19 at 9:04 pm to ReauxlTide222
quote:
So if a human is 7 years old a dog of the same age would be 7/7 or 1?
No. The dog would also be 7 years old.
They are both 7 Earth years old.
We happen to age ourselves in Earth years.
However, not all creatures agree the same, so we attempt to convert.
For example, many mayflies only live 24 hours, with no chance at making it an Earth year.
A dog's year equals 1/7 an Earth year/human year.
It's still x dog year's old.
It's 7x that in human years.
Slackster is right.
Posted on 5/20/19 at 9:14 pm to Open Dore Policy
quote:
Slackster is right.

Posted on 5/20/19 at 9:21 pm to Korkstand
OK Kork. You and me.
I get what you are saying. I really do. I even like your comparisons with A and B. And then B to C, and then D to B...forgetting A. We're on the same wavelength for the math and proof side.
Realize there's an inconsistency with pulling in apps and websites on what the conversion is. Some translate it as one way, and some translate it as another.
Please know that the whole point to aging a dog from human/Earth years to "dog years" is to make their lifespan seem as drawn out as ours because we/humans love them.
So, explain how your interpretation does that.
I get what you are saying. I really do. I even like your comparisons with A and B. And then B to C, and then D to B...forgetting A. We're on the same wavelength for the math and proof side.
Realize there's an inconsistency with pulling in apps and websites on what the conversion is. Some translate it as one way, and some translate it as another.
Please know that the whole point to aging a dog from human/Earth years to "dog years" is to make their lifespan seem as drawn out as ours because we/humans love them.
So, explain how your interpretation does that.
Posted on 5/20/19 at 9:24 pm to Open Dore Policy
quote:Correct.
A dog's year equals 1/7 an Earth year/human year.
So 1 dog year = 1/7 of a human year.
And 1 dog beer = 1/7 of a human beer.
Posted on 5/20/19 at 9:29 pm to ReauxlTide222
quote:
Correct.
So 1 dog year = 1/7 of a human year.
And 1 dog beer = 1/7 of a human beer.
frick me, I didn't see that comment.
No, one year, to a dog, is like 7 years to a human. Ergo, one dog year is to 7 human years like one dog beer is to 7 human beers.
Posted on 5/20/19 at 9:31 pm to slackster
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frick me, I didn't see that comment.

Posted on 5/20/19 at 9:41 pm to Pectus
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Please know that the whole point to aging a dog from human/Earth years to "dog years" is to make their lifespan seem as drawn out as ours because we/humans love them
You didn't ask me, but try this on for size.
A dog year for a dog is however old a dog is in revolutions around the sun. You'd never ask how old a human was in human years, just like you'd never ask how old a dog is in dog years. Dog years as either x/7 or 7x only make sense being used to measure the age of non-dogs. A dog is always as old in "dog years" as he's had completed orbits around the sun.
As such, we could measure a human in dog years. If a human has made 14 orbits around the sun - he's 14 years old - he's completed approximately 2/11ths of his life. 2/11ths of a dog's life is 2 orbits around the sun, so we'd say that human is 14 years old, or 2 in dog years.
Posted on 5/20/19 at 9:48 pm to slackster
In the movie Sandlot, the dog (Beast) lived to 199 dog years.
How many human years is that?
How many human years is that?
Posted on 5/20/19 at 9:51 pm to Pectus
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In the movie Sandlot, the dog (Beast) lived to 199 dog years.
199 dog years for a dog is 199 years. He was the equivalent of a 1393 year old human.
Posted on 5/20/19 at 9:54 pm to Pectus
It even has a cat calculator for Korky
Posted on 5/20/19 at 9:54 pm to Pectus
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Oh, and I found an interactive graph here with slide toggles and all...and more importantly, correctly labeled axes
I've seen them too, I just ignore them because they don't help my point. I'd say it's probably 2 or 3 to 1 in websites that frame it my way vs your way.

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