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re: Anonymous: NASA will announce discovery of intelligent alien life soon

Posted on 6/26/17 at 5:12 am to
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
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Posted on 6/26/17 at 5:12 am to
It's too good to be true
Posted by Dick Leverage
In The HizHouse
Member since Nov 2013
9000 posts
Posted on 6/26/17 at 5:21 am to
We have already had one Great War with the aliens 40,000 years ago. Mankind used to be far more advanced and we were very strong in this galaxy. Our species was like Bama strong. On top. After the war we entered a dark age and are just now beginning to emerge. The aliens want a rematch.
Posted by jwall3
Member since Jun 2008
3029 posts
Posted on 6/26/17 at 5:26 am to
What if the advanced civilization is us? Somewhere a planet of green, lizard looking cavemen have seen our satellites and are making movies about these terrifying beings with human characteristics who will soon destroy their planet.
Posted by TideJoe
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 6/26/17 at 5:33 am to
Here comes another run on guns and ammo.
Posted by jwall3
Member since Jun 2008
3029 posts
Posted on 6/26/17 at 5:40 am to
Do you think the aliens people claim to see are the best and brightest of the species? Seems like they are always superior beings in the movies. Is there a bunch of obese, lazy, tattooed redneck aliens back home waiting to hear about life on other planets?

Meanwhile back on the mother planet:
MeanGreen: She is an OT 8.4 but it's shopped
Slidnu4: would not hit...eyes to close together and I'm not into these in shape workout chicks.
Captainballs: she is a whale
JimRockford: know how I know your gay?

This post was edited on 6/26/17 at 5:56 am
Posted by coondaddy21
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
3222 posts
Posted on 6/26/17 at 5:41 am to
There have been theories out there that Aliens helped advance the Egyptian society.
Posted by SamuelClemens
Earth
Member since Feb 2015
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Posted on 6/26/17 at 5:45 am to
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quote:
According to Anonymous

Means nothing nowadays
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 6/26/17 at 5:51 am to
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There have been theories out there that Aliens helped advance the Egyptian society.


If a civilization has the ability to super travel the universe almost instantly they'd be so far ahead of us we'd be like monkeys to them.

It was probably one guy that helped the Egyptians. He was the Jane Goodall of his civilization and he's still made fun of for living on a dirt planet with a bunch of stupid apes.
Posted by Snipe
Member since Nov 2015
15547 posts
Posted on 6/26/17 at 5:52 am to
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The hacker collective Anonymous claims it has evidence that NASA is about to announce the discovery of intelligent and technologically advanced alien life.



Somebody's looking for attention.....

Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
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Posted on 6/26/17 at 6:03 am to
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If a civilization has the ability to super travel the universe almost instantly they'd be so far ahead of us we'd be like monkeys to them.


Scary thought, look what humans do to monkeys.

On the other hand, I wouldn't mind throwing my turds at an alien species.
Posted by SlapahoeTribe
Tiger Nation
Member since Jul 2012
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Posted on 6/26/17 at 6:04 am to
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Is there a bunch of obese, lazy, tattooed redneck aliens back home waiting to hear about life on other planets?
My theory is that they've advanced beyond that - we're probably not too far off from genetic manipulation ourselves. I think they will have a view of civilization that will likely horrify many people. They will do things like have a manual labor class (slaves), an intellectual class, a management class. It won't be based on "race" but rather genetics - much like ants or bees. They'll probably also euthanize the nonproductive members of their society. They will laugh at us for doing crazy things like giving everyone an equal vote and allowing ignorant people to speak their minds.

The real question: if a super advanced alien group shows up with promises to cure all medical problems, to solve world hunger and poverty, to end all fighting, to give us limitless power, to show us the tech needed to travel the galaxy and join their winderous society... but says that we must shed our "archaic" ways and tells us we have to do something our "progressive" society condemnes, what will we do?
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 6/26/17 at 6:06 am to
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The real question: if a super advanced alien group shows up with promises to cure all medical problems, to solve world hunger and poverty, to end all fighting, to give us limitless power, to show us the tech needed to travel the galaxy and join their winderous society... but says that we must shed our "archaic" ways and tells us we have to do something our "progressive" society condemnes, what will we do?


Piss and shite our collective pants.

Posted by Placebeaux
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Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 6/26/17 at 6:09 am to
The aliens look like us
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 6/26/17 at 6:11 am to
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The aliens look like us






Then, IWHI
This post was edited on 6/26/17 at 6:12 am
Posted by AjaxFury
In & out of The Matrix
Member since Sep 2014
9928 posts
Posted on 6/26/17 at 6:12 am to
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CNN BREAKING NEWS THIS JUST IN: Alien life forms colluded with Trump and Russians.




NON-FAKE NEWS THIS JUST IN: Aliens have colluded with the deep state since the 1950s, & the alien threat is the reason for the nuclear arms race...not "muh Russians"
Posted by SlapahoeTribe
Tiger Nation
Member since Jul 2012
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Posted on 6/26/17 at 6:19 am to
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Then, IWHI


If they look like that, or this:



or this:



Then IWHI.
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 6/26/17 at 6:27 am to
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The aliens look like us







Then, IWHI


You sick bastard
Posted by maddog201205
BR
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Posted on 6/26/17 at 6:28 am to
Posted by crazycubes
Member since Jan 2016
5256 posts
Posted on 6/26/17 at 6:35 am to
Did they reveal the technology for self driving cars for cheap or teleportation or matrix style virtual reality ? If not, IDGAF
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
76373 posts
Posted on 6/26/17 at 6:37 am to
There is no fricking way something that big wouldn't be instantly leaked.
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