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re: Amber Heard put out a cigarette on Johnny Depp's face

Posted on 7/26/19 at 2:48 pm to
Posted by RummelTiger
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Posted on 7/26/19 at 2:48 pm to
quote:

or maybe smart? crazy bitch can get away with almost anything, he lays a (severed)finger on her and he spends the night at the Bar Hotel



Nobody is putting a cigarette out on my face - male or female.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 7/26/19 at 2:49 pm to
If he had killed her..


...who would have played Johnny Depp in a movie???
Posted by weaveballs1
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2010
3388 posts
Posted on 7/26/19 at 2:49 pm to
I'd probably let her put a cigarette out on me and worse
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 7/26/19 at 2:49 pm to
quote:

Nobody is putting a cigarette out on my face - male or female.


with you on that, maybe she came from behind or he was so shitfaced he couldn't react in time?
Posted by RummelTiger
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Member since Aug 2004
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Posted on 7/26/19 at 2:51 pm to
quote:

maybe she came from behind or he was so shitfaced he couldn't react in time?


Maybe...

Lesson learned there for John. Don't get blackout drunk around Amber.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76183 posts
Posted on 7/26/19 at 2:52 pm to
quote:

If he had killed her..


...who would have played Johnny Depp in a movie???



Dwayne Johnson
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 7/26/19 at 2:53 pm to
enter into a post-nuptial agreement
da fuk????????????????

you cant unscrew the pooch and after you say you do, you cant unsplit her owning your arse

thats why they call it a prenup, because there aint no such thing as a post nup unless she wants it and why should she give up millions because you forgot to protect your shite
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
51403 posts
Posted on 7/26/19 at 2:54 pm to
quote:

Heard is definitely an orange quadrant

yes, in the white trash given name pantheon,

Amber=Tiffany
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
51403 posts
Posted on 7/26/19 at 2:57 pm to
quote:

maybe she came from behind or he was so shitfaced he couldn't react in time?



Maybe...

Lesson learned there for John. Don't get blackout drunk around Amber.

Why did they make sure we all knew he´d been a full year sober? Was he under house arrest or something?

Was he shitfaced after two vodkas?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92039 posts
Posted on 7/26/19 at 2:58 pm to
quote:

Why did they make sure we all knew he´d been a full year sober?


posturing for d-court
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76183 posts
Posted on 7/26/19 at 2:59 pm to


Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Member since Nov 2011
69075 posts
Posted on 7/26/19 at 3:00 pm to
She was so hot in that Aquaman movie. Like super duper hot
This post was edited on 7/26/19 at 3:02 pm
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76183 posts
Posted on 7/26/19 at 3:01 pm to
Their story reads like a Tarantino film.

The Alleged Cigarette Burn

The Airplane Incident

The Painkiller Detox Incident
This post was edited on 7/26/19 at 3:03 pm
Posted by RummelTiger
Official TD Sauces Club Member
Member since Aug 2004
93586 posts
Posted on 7/26/19 at 3:01 pm to
DAMN!!!

AMBER KILLED JOHNNY!!!

Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76183 posts
Posted on 7/26/19 at 3:02 pm to
i does look like a morgue pic, doesn't it?
Posted by ZIGG
Member since Dec 2016
12044 posts
Posted on 7/26/19 at 3:03 pm to
SJW Hollywood scum on SJW Hollywood scum violence

frick em both
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
108286 posts
Posted on 7/26/19 at 3:03 pm to
Having too much money and long periods without any responsibility is not a good thing.
Posted by WaWaWeeWa
Member since Oct 2015
15714 posts
Posted on 7/26/19 at 3:07 pm to

I saw this guy this morning infront of Lowe's looking for a job

This post was edited on 7/26/19 at 3:09 pm
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76183 posts
Posted on 7/26/19 at 3:09 pm to
and ole johnny is on the rag.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
88944 posts
Posted on 7/26/19 at 3:23 pm to
quote:

Amber Heard


Lesbians who suddenly develop a craving for the D are some of the most unstable creatures on the planet. I mean like nitroglycerin unstable. Fact.
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