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re: Alabama woman's 50-pound weight gain turns out to be massive ovarian cyst

Posted on 6/28/18 at 4:34 pm to
Posted by Kcrad
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Posted on 6/28/18 at 4:34 pm to
It looks like a brown watermelon.
Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15825 posts
Posted on 6/28/18 at 4:37 pm to
quote:

ETA: but that does look damn good.


Say it in the store for the first time yesterday. I really want to try it but that one package is $20...I'll wait until I have an excuse to buy fancy cheese before I buy it.
Posted by TH03
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Posted on 6/28/18 at 4:38 pm to
This isn’t why she didn’t notice

Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
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Posted on 6/28/18 at 4:39 pm to
$20 for that little package?
Posted by DustyDinkleman
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Posted on 6/28/18 at 4:39 pm to
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one package is $20



Holy shite...but I guess that's because it's being shipped from Oregon.


They don't sell Abita beer in Oregon...but they sell Abita flavored cheese
This post was edited on 6/28/18 at 4:43 pm
Posted by Big Balls
Texas
Member since Nov 2014
846 posts
Posted on 6/28/18 at 4:40 pm to
You can't "pop" it. Its a dense object that can even grow hair and teeth on the inside.
Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15825 posts
Posted on 6/28/18 at 4:40 pm to
quote:

Holy shite...but I guess that's because it's being shipped from Oregon.


craft beer, craft cheese, etc. It is worth trying just to say I did but I have a feeling it will be highly disappointing.
Posted by DustyDinkleman
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Posted on 6/28/18 at 4:41 pm to
More than likely
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
72195 posts
Posted on 6/28/18 at 4:41 pm to
well did they pop it or what?
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 6/28/18 at 4:43 pm to
quote:

You can't "pop" it. Its a dense object that can even grow hair and teeth on the inside.



Posted by Big Balls
Texas
Member since Nov 2014
846 posts
Posted on 6/28/18 at 4:50 pm to
From wikipedia:

quote:

A dermoid cyst is a teratoma of a cystic nature that contains an array of developmentally mature, solid tissues. It frequently consists of skin, hair follicles, and sweat glands, while other commonly found components include clumps of long hair, pockets of sebum, blood, fat, bone, nails, teeth, eyes, cartilage, and thyroid tissue.
Posted by cas4t
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Posted on 6/28/18 at 4:56 pm to
fricking eyes? eyes?
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
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Posted on 6/28/18 at 4:56 pm to
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
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Posted on 6/28/18 at 5:10 pm to
So...basically the thing is alive sans a brain?

frick that shite. Kill it
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
63288 posts
Posted on 6/28/18 at 7:07 pm to
Man, that is some crazy sounding shite...almost like some scrambled up little human develops inside of you.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 6/28/18 at 7:33 pm to
There are different types of ovarian cysts fwiw.

Some can be drained
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 6/29/18 at 11:10 am to
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There are different types of ovarian cysts fwiw. Some can be drained
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
96247 posts
Posted on 6/29/18 at 11:12 am to
This is kind of the opposite of those gals who are so big they don't know they're pregnant until they go to drop a deuce and almost drown the baby - sorry, "recent fetus" - in the toilet.
Posted by Tdot_RiverDawg
Member since May 2015
1731 posts
Posted on 6/29/18 at 11:28 am to
That doctor in the middle is scarred for life...looks at those eyes!
Posted by Jizzy08
Member since Aug 2008
12434 posts
Posted on 6/29/18 at 11:37 am to
I actually made a diagnosis last year on a woman who presented with a large one. About the size of a soccer ball. I thought the woman was pregnant but it turned out to be a ovarian cyst.
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