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re: Alabama woman killed by Fire Ants

Posted on 5/27/16 at 11:47 am to
Posted by Phil A Sheo
equinsu ocha
Member since Aug 2011
12166 posts
Posted on 5/27/16 at 11:47 am to
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I'll send her the article about the hiker dying from bees....maybe that will knock some sense into her.


Yeah, especially being the time of year it is. I have a shellfish allergy , but not bad enough to require one.. I just drink a bottle od Benadryl and I'm good. If I had it worse then i'd always carry one mainly due to eating out as much as I do.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 5/27/16 at 11:57 am to

Roll Hive
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
30970 posts
Posted on 5/27/16 at 12:01 pm to
quote:

10 minutes later, his hand swelled up like elephantitus

You seem to have several bullshite stories about hands.
Posted by JohnnyTour11
Member since Sep 2011
1003 posts
Posted on 5/27/16 at 12:01 pm to
quote:

Hammertime



aaaaand you sound like a real fricking a-hole
Posted by Sidicous
NELA
Member since Aug 2015
19296 posts
Posted on 5/27/16 at 12:05 pm to
I should probably carry an epi-pen now. Got stung on the back of my right calf about 15 years ago by a neon orange red wasp. I was at the back outside water faucet of house and walked the 100 yards to go check mail. About halfway there the leg cramped up. A week or so later the sting had festered and I twisted the muscle around to get a better look at it. Popped open a cyst-like area full of gunk that I still have the scar from. Nowadays I squeal like a little girl and start swatting wildly when those lil demons come my way.
Posted by AjaxFury
In & out of The Matrix
Member since Sep 2014
9928 posts
Posted on 5/27/16 at 1:02 pm to
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He didn't want to do it because of the allergy, but I made him. He quit halfway through, and I had to finish it up. Looked like he got bit 4000 times, and only like 10 on me.




Posted by TSLG
Member since Mar 2014
6724 posts
Posted on 5/27/16 at 1:49 pm to
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I had a buddy that was really allergic to fire ants. Well one day he busted an exterior PVC pipe at our rental, and I told him to go turn off the main. Problem was to get to the shutoff, you had to dig a big antpile out of the box. He didn't want to do it because of the allergy, but I made him. He quit halfway through, and I had to finish it up. Looked like he got bit 4000 times, and only like 10 on me.

10 minutes later, his hand swelled up like elephantitus and he was bitching about going to the hospital. I gave him some benadryl and Ibuprofen and ragged on him about it. He left a couple minutes later and went to urgent care. From then on, I'd always grab a handful of dirt and throw it at him like it was an antpile.


You really are a dipshit.

I dont fight anymore, but I might would make an exception for somebody like you. Your eyes better focus quickly, because the hand checking is going to have be done very quickly and at very close proximity.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 5/27/16 at 3:50 pm to
Never denied that

He was the one who broke the pipe, so IMHO, he should've been the one to shut off the water. I didn't think he was being truthful about the ant allergy anyway. I thought he was just being a bitch and didn't want to dig in the ants. It's not like I made him leave urgent care to fix the pipe
Posted by GI_BOE
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2016
160 posts
Posted on 5/27/16 at 3:58 pm to
horrible title. it should read "alabama woman dies from allergic reaction"
Posted by Das Jackal
Da Bayou
Member since Sep 2011
2653 posts
Posted on 5/27/16 at 4:00 pm to
Wow, that's friggin horrible..
Posted by Babewinkelman
Member since Jan 2015
1466 posts
Posted on 5/27/16 at 4:09 pm to
She got attacked by Nick Saban'so offspring
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
77214 posts
Posted on 5/27/16 at 4:26 pm to
quote:

There was a guy a few years ago that fell out of a tree stand and broke his back so he couldn't move. Unfortunately, he landed in an ant pile.

He died.


If you go out like this, your family just has to come to grips with the fact that God hated you.
Posted by NOFOX
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2014
10128 posts
Posted on 5/27/16 at 5:41 pm to
I was picturing that bad arse Macguyver episode. Disappointing read to find out just an allergic reaction.
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
21521 posts
Posted on 5/27/16 at 6:08 pm to
Doug Stanhope has a great bit about a news article on a lady in a nursing home who was killed by ants.

How do you break that to the family?

"Kids, Jesus loved Nana soooo much that he sent an army of fire ants to chew through the drywall and take her to heaven."
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
77214 posts
Posted on 5/28/16 at 7:19 am to
Posted by LuckySo-n-So
Member since Jul 2005
22754 posts
Posted on 5/28/16 at 7:43 am to
quote:

I had a buddy that was really allergic to fire ants. Well one day he busted an exterior PVC pipe at our rental, and I told him to go turn off the main. Problem was to get to the shutoff, you had to dig a big antpile out of the box. He didn't want to do it because of the allergy, but I made him. He quit halfway through, and I had to finish it up. Looked like he got bit 4000 times, and only like 10 on me.

10 minutes later, his hand swelled up like elephantitus and he was bitching about going to the hospital. I gave him some benadryl and Ibuprofen and ragged on him about it. He left a couple minutes later and went to urgent care. From then on, I'd always grab a handful of dirt and throw it at him like it was an antpile.




Posted by Tigertown in ATL
Georgia foothills
Member since Sep 2009
30426 posts
Posted on 5/28/16 at 8:53 am to
quote:

You really are a dipshit.


I'm guessing his avatar is an actual picture of himself
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