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After masturbating too much and listening to music, FL man destroys a trailer

Posted on 4/11/16 at 4:19 pm
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35469 posts
Posted on 4/11/16 at 4:19 pm
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According to an arrest affidavit, a trailer tire had been flattened, a window on the house was broken, and a mailbox, a real estate sign and a garden angel were completely destroyed.

Police say Thomas admitted to willfully and maliciously damaging the property. “He also stated he had listened to too much music and masturbated too much and he felt like going out and destroying stuff,” said the arrest affidavit.

Thomas was arrested and charged with burglary and criminal mischief. He was booked into the Pinellas County Jail with bond set at $7,000.


That poor angel.
Posted by trom83
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2013
4724 posts
Posted on 4/11/16 at 4:21 pm to
Floridians are going to Floridian
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7881 posts
Posted on 4/11/16 at 4:21 pm to
Lack of pussy will make you destroy shite.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 4/11/16 at 4:21 pm to
Idle hands argument invalid.
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
30617 posts
Posted on 4/11/16 at 4:22 pm to
I didn't know you could masturbate too much?
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91873 posts
Posted on 4/11/16 at 4:22 pm to
I laughed at the thread title alone. Well done.
Posted by LSUTigersVCURams
Member since Jul 2014
21940 posts
Posted on 4/11/16 at 4:25 pm to
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
32409 posts
Posted on 4/11/16 at 4:27 pm to
Meth. Definitely meth.
Posted by Bossier2323
Bossier CIty
Member since Sep 2014
1918 posts
Posted on 4/11/16 at 4:27 pm to
Good for that guy and his wiener. frickk that trailer
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
24301 posts
Posted on 4/11/16 at 4:28 pm to
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
96246 posts
Posted on 4/11/16 at 4:28 pm to
Must have been bro country.

Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 4/11/16 at 4:31 pm to

Fingerprinting... imagine it.
Posted by hogminer
Bella Vista, AR.
Member since Apr 2010
10425 posts
Posted on 4/11/16 at 4:32 pm to
quote:

I didn't know you could masturbate too much?


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