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re: Advice for a strip club first timer?

Posted on 6/12/18 at 6:36 am to
Posted by countryboy2
Zimbabwe
Member since Jan 2009
1474 posts
Posted on 6/12/18 at 6:36 am to
Well a fig has finally checked In - ky wild cat fan
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8888 posts
Posted on 6/12/18 at 6:36 am to
Jogging pants and no underwear.
Posted by Lambdatiger1989
NOLA
Member since Jan 2012
2502 posts
Posted on 6/12/18 at 6:39 am to
Lap Dance Pants. Google it!
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
37899 posts
Posted on 6/12/18 at 7:00 am to
Liquid Lapdance


Get the liquid lap dance. The strippers will love it
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
11948 posts
Posted on 6/12/18 at 7:02 am to
Don't throw loose change on the stage.

Ask me how I know.
Posted by thotpocket
Dana Point, CA
Member since Sep 2017
2600 posts
Posted on 6/12/18 at 7:33 am to
quote:

throw loose change on the stage.



Came to post this. MAKE IT HAIL!!!!!!!

Also, make sure he gets on the stage with the whores, they love that.
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
19299 posts
Posted on 6/12/18 at 7:40 am to
Talk him into getting on stage and having a “dance off” with the ugliest stripper.

You (and him) will be the talk of the club all night, will get all your drinks and lap dances comped, and you could wind up with a few free handys too.
Posted by Barbellthor
Columbia
Member since Aug 2015
10806 posts
Posted on 6/12/18 at 8:10 am to
Bring all your cash beforehand. The ATM's have about a $25 charge fee--you won't notice or care if super drunk.
Posted by CBLSU316
Far Right of Left
Member since Jun 2008
11419 posts
Posted on 6/12/18 at 8:17 am to
Wear old school umbro shorts and no underwear........
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
21021 posts
Posted on 6/12/18 at 8:23 am to
quote:

Advice for a strip club first timer?

Take cash, leave ATM card at home.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
65040 posts
Posted on 6/12/18 at 8:24 am to
wtf?

so you just jizyah shorts?
Posted by MaHittaMaHitta
Member since May 2014
3195 posts
Posted on 6/12/18 at 8:25 am to
Serious reply here: Swing by the Royal Sonesta and ask the bellhops in blue for passes to the Penthouse. They will give you free admission cards. They love giving these out because they get paid for each person that turns in a card. I do this every time.
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
11048 posts
Posted on 6/12/18 at 8:33 am to
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No draws and wear the thinnest pants you can find

Posted by craigbiggio
Member since Dec 2009
31805 posts
Posted on 6/12/18 at 8:35 am to
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Bringing nephew


Trashy and creepy
Posted by Tigersfan777
Jennings
Member since Sep 2016
44 posts
Posted on 6/12/18 at 8:35 am to
Wear a wedding ring. Strippers love married guys.
Posted by MaHittaMaHitta
Member since May 2014
3195 posts
Posted on 6/12/18 at 8:37 am to
But don't leave it inside of her like them baws on Blue Mountain State.
Posted by JetFuelTyga
Born in desert,raised in lion's den
Member since Feb 2016
1799 posts
Posted on 6/12/18 at 8:43 am to
No sex in the champagne room
Posted by TxWadingFool
Middle Coast
Member since Sep 2014
5371 posts
Posted on 6/12/18 at 9:31 am to
quote:

jizyah shorts


What's Ms Louisiana have to do with this?
Posted by go ta hell ole miss
Member since Jan 2007
14547 posts
Posted on 6/12/18 at 9:37 am to
This is good advice.
Posted by waiting4saturday
Covington, LA
Member since Sep 2005
10927 posts
Posted on 6/12/18 at 10:13 am to
Don’t fall in love.
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