Reminds me of a camping trip years ago where our teenage son got ate up with poison ivy on his crotch. He finally fessed up later that he had been spanking that thing in the nearby woods.

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Posted by TheWiz

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Posted on 4/8/20 at 10:08 pm to Jon Ham

Read most. Chuckled a few times. Hope your dick falls off.

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Posted by LegendInMyMind

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Posted on 4/8/20 at 10:08 pm to Jon Ham

Well, are you SURE it is poison ivy?

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Posted by DomincDecoco

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Posted on 4/8/20 at 10:12 pm to Jon Ham

No way im reading that novel, then i read the comments and am now on the wall....leaning no due to penis related subject matter.

What say the OT...Read it or not?

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Posted by mulletproof

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Posted on 4/8/20 at 10:20 pm to Jon Ham

Sounds like bullshite. The 2 times I had poison Ivy on the crank, I was a kid and that bitch swelled up and looked like a sweet potato. Your's was shriveled and pathetic?

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Posted by stuntman

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Posted on 4/8/20 at 10:41 pm to mulletproof

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The 2 times I had poison Ivy on the crank, I was a kid and that bitch swelled up and looked like a sweet potato.

Apparently, I'm allergic to the skin of mangoes. I didn't know it at the time when I ate a few, then took a piss later in the day.

My poor dingy. Itched like crazy and swelled up to look like a pink hockey puck.

This post was edited on 4/8/20 at 10:42 pm

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Posted by OldmanBeasley

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Posted on 4/8/20 at 10:47 pm to Jon Ham

I’ve been there brother bear. I once smoked PCP while camping, and rolled around in some poison ivy nude. I pretty much bathed in caladryl lotion for a week

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