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A man riding a Harley swerves to avoid a deer and lands in a ditch

Posted on 8/30/19 at 8:54 am
Posted by Street Hawk
Member since Nov 2014
3656 posts
Posted on 8/30/19 at 8:54 am
While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?"

As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for... "I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.

She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”

"That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"

"Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."

Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."

We arrived at her place which was just a few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."

"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, while unbuttoning her blouse exposing the most beautiful set of boobs I’ve ever seen. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

"Still in the ditch with my Harley, I guess."
Posted by The Boat
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Posted on 8/30/19 at 8:55 am to
Mudchecked
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
158988 posts
Posted on 8/30/19 at 8:56 am to
dat buck, doe
Posted by Jack Daniel
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Member since Feb 2013
29689 posts
Posted on 8/30/19 at 8:58 am to
Darth will not approve of you stealing his shtick
Posted by rgsa
La.
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Posted on 8/30/19 at 9:26 am to
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74576 posts
Posted on 8/30/19 at 9:31 am to
I remember laughing at this the first time I read it on Facebook about 5 years ago. Still funny though.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84835 posts
Posted on 8/30/19 at 9:33 am to
It’s funny bc it’s true. Happened to Stinkfinger about 7 years ago 30 minutes outside of Rifle, Colorado.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 8/30/19 at 9:34 am to
I like it
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
41376 posts
Posted on 8/30/19 at 9:35 am to
Are Harley threads like your baw light?
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74576 posts
Posted on 8/30/19 at 9:37 am to
quote:

Are Harley threads like your baw light?



Well, I did ride Harley’s for most of my life until I had to retire from riding last November.
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
Member since Sep 2017
14911 posts
Posted on 8/30/19 at 9:48 am to
This post is Gnome-esque but actually funny.
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
56159 posts
Posted on 8/30/19 at 9:50 am to
Funny every time!

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