quote:
"So I unzipped him and that was the biggest piece of tube steak I've ever seen. I put one hand on the base, the other hand on top of it, and then the first hand on top of that and he was still poking out the other end."

"So I loaned him $90".

I feel like there should be a question or a line from the other girls between the paragraph and the "punchline." As of now, the joke is that the girl is a terrible storyteller.

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Posted by Hangit

The Green Swamp

Member since Aug 2014

39108 posts

Posted on 8/7/17 at 8:24 am to Wedge

So little Johnny says, "Wrecked 'em? Damn near killed 'em.

So the bear grabs him and wipes his arse with him.

Because he can.

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Posted by SCLSUMuddogs

Baton Rouge

Member since Feb 2010

6860 posts

Posted on 8/7/17 at 8:26 am to foshizzle

In med school to be a mortician ey? Your jokes have serious flaws

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Posted by foshizzle

Washington DC metro

Member since Mar 2008

40599 posts

Posted on 8/7/17 at 11:16 am to Wedge

quote:
Paraphrased from Redditt.

Reddit has one "t". And they steal other people's jokes, not the other way around.

A farmer in Oklahoma was surveying the damage the tornado had done to his ranch. He noticed all the fences for miles around were completely destroyed and wondered what he was going to do. He decided to deal with it the next day after cleaning up.

Morning comes around and he notices his neighbor's posts are all back in place with the fencing too. So he called the neighbor and asked for a recommendation.

The neighbor replied "Put an ad on /r/jokes, they'll repost later that same day."

Bada boom. Don't forget to tip the waitstaff everyone!

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