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A former funeral home owner has been arrested after a corpse lay in a hearse for 2 years..

Posted on 2/24/24 at 5:31 pm
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
34633 posts
Posted on 2/24/24 at 5:31 pm
Gawd I couldn't imagine the stench:

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On Thursday, Denver Police asked for help locating 33-year-old Miles Harford. He had been cooperating with the investigation, and last week police said he was not on the run. On Thursday, Denver Police issued a Crime Stoppers alert saying they needed help locating him. He's wanted on a warrant for abuse of a corpse, forgery and theft.

Friday morning, the Arapahoe County Sheriff's Office confirmed that he was in their custody. He was taken into custody by Englewood Police. Their agency said that around 5:30 p.m. Thursday officers responded to the 4800 block of South Fox Street for a report about an "intoxicated male." That person was identified as Harford. He was taken into custody on his Denver warrant and taken to the Arapahoe County Jail.

Harford operated Apollo Funeral and Cremation Services in Jefferson County from 2012 to September 2022. Last week, police issued a warrant for his arrest after investigators found the body of a woman who died in 2022 in a hearse at Harford's rented home after he was evicted.

Investigators also believe they've recovered the cremated remains of at least 30 people who died between 2012 and 2021. They said additional charges are possible.

"It appears Mr. Harford had accumulated significant debt with several metro area crematories," Denver Police Commander Matt Clark said last week. "As a result, these businesses would no longer work with Mr. Harford, and he was unable to complete the cremation that had been prearranged by the family of the woman."

According to Clark, Harford placed the woman's body in a hearse at the home he was renting in the 2500 block of South Quitman Street and covered her with blankets. He provided her family with the cremains of someone else, Clark said.

Her body remained there until it was discovered on Feb. 6 during an eviction process, police said Friday. On that day, the owners were removing belongings and found what appeared to be cremains in a crawl space.

While processing the scene, investigators from Denver Police and the medical examiner's office located the inoperable hearse that had been stored in the backyard. It was towed to the street, and they saw what appeared to be additional cremains. When they opened the vehicle to retrieve them, they found the woman's body.




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Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
34633 posts
Posted on 2/24/24 at 5:32 pm to
Pic of the bastard:

Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
50503 posts
Posted on 2/24/24 at 5:35 pm to
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He provided her family with the cremains of someone else


What a piece of garbage this dude is.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26574 posts
Posted on 2/24/24 at 5:38 pm to
Is this before or after the embalming?
Posted by Shiftyplus1
Regret nothing that made you smile
Member since Oct 2005
13350 posts
Posted on 2/24/24 at 5:41 pm to
It would reek regardless, but before cremation? Might as well just burn the car with the body still inside.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65728 posts
Posted on 2/24/24 at 5:45 pm to

Stories like this always bewilder me. None of it makes a bit of logistical, customer service, outsource or financial sense.
Posted by lsuguy84
CO
Member since Feb 2009
19660 posts
Posted on 2/24/24 at 5:47 pm to
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Denver Police

This state is becoming an embarrassment. I apologize on behalf of the state of Colorado.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141959 posts
Posted on 2/24/24 at 5:47 pm to
quote:

funeral home
business is just dead
Posted by tiger rag 93
KCMO
Member since Oct 2007
2571 posts
Posted on 2/24/24 at 5:50 pm to
This is the second such case out of Colorado in the last year or so. We just discussed another one about a month ago. Wtf is going on in Denver.

“Natural” funeral home found with decomposed bodies
This post was edited on 2/24/24 at 5:51 pm
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
34633 posts
Posted on 2/24/24 at 5:51 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124248 posts
Posted on 2/24/24 at 5:54 pm to

You'd think 2 years would be enough time to figure out a way to dispose of a body.

Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
9313 posts
Posted on 2/24/24 at 5:55 pm to
quote:

"It appears Mr. Harford had accumulated significant debt with several metro area crematories," Denver Police Commander Matt Clark said last week. "As a result, these businesses would no longer work with Mr. Harford, and he was unable to complete the cremation that had been prearranged by the family of the woman."

With the mark ups that funeral homes charge, this guy couldn't meet his obligations?
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65728 posts
Posted on 2/24/24 at 5:59 pm to
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With the mark ups that funeral homes charge, this guy couldn't meet his obligations?

That's the gist of my above post. The funeral home flow chart - even here in a small town - prints money. I don't get it
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124248 posts
Posted on 2/24/24 at 6:02 pm to
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That's the gist of my above post. The funeral home flow chart - even here in a small town - prints money. I don't get it



I'd be willing to bet he had some sort of problem that took all his earnings and more

Drugs
Gambling
Whores

Or a combination.

This is not rational behavior
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65728 posts
Posted on 2/24/24 at 6:09 pm to

Oh, agree. So I'm surprised he didn't just bury corpse in mountains, deliver bogus ashes and smoke hash. No hearse blankets required.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54136 posts
Posted on 2/24/24 at 6:10 pm to
Now, that's how you get a 1 star Uber rating.
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
34633 posts
Posted on 2/24/24 at 6:11 pm to
Absolutely.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124248 posts
Posted on 2/24/24 at 6:14 pm to
Hell, just burn the body, smash the bones and dump them in a lake or something.

It's not like anyone was missing her.

Posted by Sterling Archer
Austin
Member since Aug 2012
7315 posts
Posted on 2/24/24 at 7:12 pm to
quote:

Stories like this always bewilder me. None of it makes a bit of logistical, customer service, outsource or financial sense.


Kind of but given a desperate person I can see it kind of snowballing out of control. I could see him rationalizing it as a victimless crime.
Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
17711 posts
Posted on 2/24/24 at 8:07 pm to
Wow
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