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re: A coworker downed bleach at work today

Posted on 9/26/15 at 7:45 pm to
Posted by tigercraig
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2003
3835 posts
Posted on 9/26/15 at 7:45 pm to
I read this as someone drowned at the beach
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
63335 posts
Posted on 9/26/15 at 8:19 pm to
quote:

Yep. She was supposedly going through a brakeup


frick, man...that is a damn shitty way to die...
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216685 posts
Posted on 9/26/15 at 8:21 pm to
quote:

It's worse for it to go through the esphagous twice.



I can agree here.............
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
80867 posts
Posted on 9/26/15 at 8:21 pm to
Let us know if he takes her back.
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
12548 posts
Posted on 9/26/15 at 8:45 pm to
Damn. Well if she is willing to swallow bleach....

Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 9/26/15 at 8:53 pm to
Wtf do you know?
Posted by DawgGONIT
Member since May 2015
2961 posts
Posted on 9/26/15 at 9:07 pm to
Sounds like a crazy bitch. Lock her up in the mental institute.
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 9/26/15 at 9:16 pm to
quote:

Damn. Well if she is willing to swallow bleach....



LOL
Posted by RedRifle
Austin/NO
Member since Dec 2013
8335 posts
Posted on 9/26/15 at 9:19 pm to
At first I thought I read a coworker drowned at the beach today. I'm drunk
Posted by dyslexic
Left field
Member since Nov 2010
6640 posts
Posted on 9/26/15 at 9:25 pm to
Bleaches such as chloride bleach, peroxide, and mildew remover are also considered caustic esophageal irritants, though pH is typically neutral in commercial preparations.1,5,9 Because of the low concentrations and the neutral pH, bleaches do not cause extensive esophageal damage, though they may cause laryngeal edema and airway compromise in the short-term setting.1
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 9/26/15 at 9:26 pm to
Nice copy/paste
Posted by Thurber
NWLA
Member since Aug 2013
15405 posts
Posted on 9/26/15 at 9:26 pm to
Thanks
Posted by dyslexic
Left field
Member since Nov 2010
6640 posts
Posted on 9/26/15 at 9:28 pm to
Thanks. That's out of my little black medical book.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 9/26/15 at 9:29 pm to
Villain: I'm about to drop you into a vat of base.
Hero: OK. Just as long as it's not that vat of acid over there.
Posted by dyslexic
Left field
Member since Nov 2010
6640 posts
Posted on 9/26/15 at 9:33 pm to




frick you Lance! Answer!!!
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 9/26/15 at 9:39 pm to
I think if you want to bleach your a-hole it is easier from the other end.
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
48493 posts
Posted on 9/26/15 at 10:31 pm to
quote:

She was supposedly going through a brakeup.


Pads or a complete job?
Posted by cdaniel76
Ponchatoula
Member since Feb 2008
19783 posts
Posted on 9/26/15 at 10:36 pm to
quote:

lsusteve1


Beat me to it. I was going to say "well tell her to put the brakes back down and the car will stop better...

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This post was edited on 9/26/15 at 10:39 pm
Posted by BananaHammock
Member since Aug 2011
13150 posts
Posted on 9/26/15 at 10:41 pm to
Maybe she meant to bleach her b-hole and poured it into her mouth by mistake?
Posted by cdaniel76
Ponchatoula
Member since Feb 2008
19783 posts
Posted on 9/26/15 at 10:44 pm to
quote:

I read this as someone drowned at the beach



That's exactly how I read it at first also!
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