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A cowboy, who just moved to Montana from Texas, walks into a bar...

Posted on 7/2/19 at 4:37 pm
Posted by saintforlife1
Member since Jul 2012
1392 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 4:37 pm
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A cowboy, who just moved to Montana from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud.

He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.

When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.

The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it.

It would taste better if you bought one at a time."

The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona , the other is in Colorado.

When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together.

So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself."

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.

The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.

One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent.

When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."

The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.

"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains.

"It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking."

“It hasn't affected my brothers though."



An oldie but a goodie...
Posted by whitetiger1234
They/Them
Member since Oct 2016
6694 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 4:38 pm to
Okay Gnome
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
Member since Sep 2017
14908 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 4:39 pm to
quote:

Okay Gnome


This
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 4:41 pm to
Pretty good

Would you mind if I sent it in a group text?
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
48579 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 5:37 pm to
Rough crowd on here. I chuckled though.
Posted by Jack Daniel
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Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 7/2/19 at 5:52 pm to
Can I forward this to pawpaws AOL account?
Posted by whitetiger1234
They/Them
Member since Oct 2016
6694 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 5:56 pm to
quote:

Can I forward this to pawpaws AOL account?




Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
37559 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 5:58 pm to
quote:

“It hasn't affected my brothers though."


The joke has more of an "a-ha" if you leave this line out.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
82347 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 9:20 pm to
Better version is the Irishman who gave up drinking for Lent.
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