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A Christmas Gift For The OT (continuing TD's most beloved holiday tradition)
Posted on 12/18/17 at 1:00 pm
Posted on 12/18/17 at 1:00 pm
S T I C K Y **** R E Q U E S T E D
(but not expected)
No, not that tradition.
As everyone knows, since 2009 I have posted A Kafkaesque Christmas, a 4 CD collection of Christmas songs. Like Tevye, I believe in tradition.
But that's not all!
This year is a Very Special Christmas
Not only have I added not one, not two, but FOUR (4) new playlists, but I've also put all 8 (EIGHT) playlists on YouTube!!
There are actually a few anti-Christmas songs, so even Scrooges shouldn't complain; perhaps this will protect me from lawsuits filed by litigious atheists.
Also, the TD bureaucrats have forced me to divide this into 2 posts thanks to the 7.9K character limit red tape. We can only hope that President Trump will drain that swamp.
And so, in gratitude for a year's worth of entertainment and diversion, we present A Kafkaesque Christmas.
And in the words of New Orleans' own Huey "Piano" Smith, "All I want for Christmas is a little bit of music..."
-
A Kafkaesque Christmas
Volume 1
YouTube playlist
White Christmas - Drifters
Give Me A Second Chance For Christmas - Mike Viola
Have a Holly Jolly Christmas - Old 97s
Frosty The Snowman - Ronettes
Christmas Is My Time of Year - Christmas Spirit
Christmas Time Is Here Again - Flirtations
Merry Christmas Baby -- Otis Redding
Santa's Out of Rehab by Christmas - Adam's House Cat
Sock It To Me Santa - Bob Seger & The Last Heard
Jingle Bells - Huey "Piano" Smith & The Clowns
Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer - Temptations
Christmas Time All Over The World - Smithereens
Santa Claus Is Back in Town - Elvis Presley
Merry Christmas From A Bar - Mike Ireland
Please Come Home For Christmas - Charles Brown
Mr. Santa Claus - Nathaniel Mayer
Back Door Santa - Clarence Carter
Christmas Everyday - Smokey Robinson & The Miracles
In The Bleak Midwinter - Bert Jansch
Merry Christmas (I Don't Want to Fight Tonight) - Ramones
Daddy's Drinking Up Our Christmas - Commander Cody & His Lost Planet Airmen
Santa Teach Me To Dance - Debbie & The Darnels
Christmas Ain't Christmas (Without The One You Love) - O'Jays
O Holy Night - My Morning Jacket
2000 Miles - Pretenders
Go Tell It On The Mountain - Swan Silvertones
I'll Be Home For Christmas - Bing Crosby
-
Volume 2
YouTube playlist
Everything's Gonna Be Cool This Christmas - Eels
We Wish You A Merry Christmas - Weavers
I Love Xmas - Screaming Santas
Christmas Time - db's
Santa's Messin' With The Kid - Eddie C. Campbell
The Little Drummer Boy - Harry Simeone Chorale (original 1958 version)
Christmas Day - Detroit Junior
Fairytale Of New York - Pogues and Kirsty MacColl
Hey, Santa Claus - Moonglows
I Don't Believe In Christmas - Sonics
Sleigh Bell Rock - Three Aces & a Joker
Presents On Christmas - Solomon Burke
A Child's Christmas in Wales - John Cale
Christmas Boogie - Canned Heat & The Chipmunks (!!!)
I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday - Roy Wood & Wizzard
Soul Christmas - Graham Parker & Nona Hendryx
Trim Your Tree - Jimmy Butler
God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen - Los Straitjackets
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus - Crystals
Stupid Bells - Handsome Family
Christmas Time Is Here - Vince Guaraldi Trio
Get Behind Me, Santa - Sufjan Stevens
Run Rudolph Run - Chuck Berry
Christmas Comes But Once A Year - Amos Milburn
Just Like Christmas - Low
Light of the Stable - Emmylou Harris
Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas - Judy Garland
-
Volume 3
YouTube playlist
All I Want For Christmas.- Huey "Piano" Smith and The Clowns
Away In A Manger - Plankeye
Christmas is Canceled - Farah
Lonely Christmas - Orioles
Santa's Got A GTO - Ramonas
Home for the Holidays - db's
Christmas is for Mugs - Graham Parker
Santa Claus Go Straight To The Ghetto - James Brown
Lonely Christmas Call - George Jones
Christmas In Vietnam - Johnny & Jon
Snoopy's Christmas - Royal Guardsmen
Rudolph The Red Neck Reindeer - Rocket Park
I Want an Alien For Christmas - Fountains of Wayne
Sleigh Ride - Ventures
Christmas Tears - Freddie King
Santa Claus Is Coming To My House - Karla DeVito
It Came Upon a Midnight Clear - Louvin Brothers
Father Christmas - Kinks
Santa And The Sidewalk Surfer - Crossfires
Christmas Celebration - B.B. King
All I Want For Christmas is My Daddy - Buck Owens
Christmas Boogie - Davis Sisters
Wombling Merry Christmas - Wombles
Christmas In Jail - Leroy Carr
Gift X-Change - Calexico
Christmas Eve Can Kill You - Everly Brothers
Silent Night, Holy Night - Mahalia Jackson
-
Volume 4
YouTube Playlist
I Am Santa Claus - Bob Rivers
I Wish You A Merry Christmas - Big Dee Irwin & Little Eva
Christmas Is Coming - Payolas
Santa bring my baby back to me - Elvis Presley
Christmastime in Painesville - Deadbeat Poets
Santa Claus Is Surfin To Town - Soupy Sales
Bollocks To Christmas- Business
Who Took the Merry Out of Christmas - Staple Singers
Santa Claus Won't Come This Year - Charlie Stewart
Jingle Bell Rock- Rubber Band
I want a casting couch for Christmas - Kay Martin
Santa Claus - Sonics
Little Drummer Boy (Peace On Earth) - Bing Crosby & David Bowie
Be-Bop Santa Claus - Babs Gonzales
Merry Christmas Everybody - Slade
My Brother Wants a Doll for Christmas - Yolanda White (1962)
Must Be Santa - Bob Dylan
I Want the South to Win the War for Christmas - Spike Jones
Santa Claus - Sonny Boy Williamson
Lonely Pup In A Christmas Shop - Adam Faith
Truckin' Trees For Christmas - Red Simpson
Little Mary Christmas - Roger Christian
Poor Old Rudolph - Bellrays
O Little Town of Bethlehem - Young Fresh Fellows
Season's Greetings - Teri Summers
(but not expected)
No, not that tradition.
As everyone knows, since 2009 I have posted A Kafkaesque Christmas, a 4 CD collection of Christmas songs. Like Tevye, I believe in tradition.
But that's not all!
This year is a Very Special Christmas
Not only have I added not one, not two, but FOUR (4) new playlists, but I've also put all 8 (EIGHT) playlists on YouTube!!
There are actually a few anti-Christmas songs, so even Scrooges shouldn't complain; perhaps this will protect me from lawsuits filed by litigious atheists.
Also, the TD bureaucrats have forced me to divide this into 2 posts thanks to the 7.9K character limit red tape. We can only hope that President Trump will drain that swamp.
And so, in gratitude for a year's worth of entertainment and diversion, we present A Kafkaesque Christmas.
And in the words of New Orleans' own Huey "Piano" Smith, "All I want for Christmas is a little bit of music..."
-
A Kafkaesque Christmas
Volume 1
YouTube playlist
White Christmas - Drifters
Give Me A Second Chance For Christmas - Mike Viola
Have a Holly Jolly Christmas - Old 97s
Frosty The Snowman - Ronettes
Christmas Is My Time of Year - Christmas Spirit
Christmas Time Is Here Again - Flirtations
Merry Christmas Baby -- Otis Redding
Santa's Out of Rehab by Christmas - Adam's House Cat
Sock It To Me Santa - Bob Seger & The Last Heard
Jingle Bells - Huey "Piano" Smith & The Clowns
Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer - Temptations
Christmas Time All Over The World - Smithereens
Santa Claus Is Back in Town - Elvis Presley
Merry Christmas From A Bar - Mike Ireland
Please Come Home For Christmas - Charles Brown
Mr. Santa Claus - Nathaniel Mayer
Back Door Santa - Clarence Carter
Christmas Everyday - Smokey Robinson & The Miracles
In The Bleak Midwinter - Bert Jansch
Merry Christmas (I Don't Want to Fight Tonight) - Ramones
Daddy's Drinking Up Our Christmas - Commander Cody & His Lost Planet Airmen
Santa Teach Me To Dance - Debbie & The Darnels
Christmas Ain't Christmas (Without The One You Love) - O'Jays
O Holy Night - My Morning Jacket
2000 Miles - Pretenders
Go Tell It On The Mountain - Swan Silvertones
I'll Be Home For Christmas - Bing Crosby
-
Volume 2
YouTube playlist
Everything's Gonna Be Cool This Christmas - Eels
We Wish You A Merry Christmas - Weavers
I Love Xmas - Screaming Santas
Christmas Time - db's
Santa's Messin' With The Kid - Eddie C. Campbell
The Little Drummer Boy - Harry Simeone Chorale (original 1958 version)
Christmas Day - Detroit Junior
Fairytale Of New York - Pogues and Kirsty MacColl
Hey, Santa Claus - Moonglows
I Don't Believe In Christmas - Sonics
Sleigh Bell Rock - Three Aces & a Joker
Presents On Christmas - Solomon Burke
A Child's Christmas in Wales - John Cale
Christmas Boogie - Canned Heat & The Chipmunks (!!!)
I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday - Roy Wood & Wizzard
Soul Christmas - Graham Parker & Nona Hendryx
Trim Your Tree - Jimmy Butler
God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen - Los Straitjackets
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus - Crystals
Stupid Bells - Handsome Family
Christmas Time Is Here - Vince Guaraldi Trio
Get Behind Me, Santa - Sufjan Stevens
Run Rudolph Run - Chuck Berry
Christmas Comes But Once A Year - Amos Milburn
Just Like Christmas - Low
Light of the Stable - Emmylou Harris
Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas - Judy Garland
-
Volume 3
YouTube playlist
All I Want For Christmas.- Huey "Piano" Smith and The Clowns
Away In A Manger - Plankeye
Christmas is Canceled - Farah
Lonely Christmas - Orioles
Santa's Got A GTO - Ramonas
Home for the Holidays - db's
Christmas is for Mugs - Graham Parker
Santa Claus Go Straight To The Ghetto - James Brown
Lonely Christmas Call - George Jones
Christmas In Vietnam - Johnny & Jon
Snoopy's Christmas - Royal Guardsmen
Rudolph The Red Neck Reindeer - Rocket Park
I Want an Alien For Christmas - Fountains of Wayne
Sleigh Ride - Ventures
Christmas Tears - Freddie King
Santa Claus Is Coming To My House - Karla DeVito
It Came Upon a Midnight Clear - Louvin Brothers
Father Christmas - Kinks
Santa And The Sidewalk Surfer - Crossfires
Christmas Celebration - B.B. King
All I Want For Christmas is My Daddy - Buck Owens
Christmas Boogie - Davis Sisters
Wombling Merry Christmas - Wombles
Christmas In Jail - Leroy Carr
Gift X-Change - Calexico
Christmas Eve Can Kill You - Everly Brothers
Silent Night, Holy Night - Mahalia Jackson
-
Volume 4
YouTube Playlist
I Am Santa Claus - Bob Rivers
I Wish You A Merry Christmas - Big Dee Irwin & Little Eva
Christmas Is Coming - Payolas
Santa bring my baby back to me - Elvis Presley
Christmastime in Painesville - Deadbeat Poets
Santa Claus Is Surfin To Town - Soupy Sales
Bollocks To Christmas- Business
Who Took the Merry Out of Christmas - Staple Singers
Santa Claus Won't Come This Year - Charlie Stewart
Jingle Bell Rock- Rubber Band
I want a casting couch for Christmas - Kay Martin
Santa Claus - Sonics
Little Drummer Boy (Peace On Earth) - Bing Crosby & David Bowie
Be-Bop Santa Claus - Babs Gonzales
Merry Christmas Everybody - Slade
My Brother Wants a Doll for Christmas - Yolanda White (1962)
Must Be Santa - Bob Dylan
I Want the South to Win the War for Christmas - Spike Jones
Santa Claus - Sonny Boy Williamson
Lonely Pup In A Christmas Shop - Adam Faith
Truckin' Trees For Christmas - Red Simpson
Little Mary Christmas - Roger Christian
Poor Old Rudolph - Bellrays
O Little Town of Bethlehem - Young Fresh Fellows
Season's Greetings - Teri Summers
Posted on 12/18/17 at 1:01 pm to Kafka
A Kafkaesque Christmas (continued)
-
Volume 5
YouTube playlist
Hark! The Herald Angels Sing - The Fab Four
Christmas At Midnight - Leadbelly
It's Christmastime - The Empty Hearts
Santa Claus Wants Some Lovin - Albert King
Santa Claus has got the AIDS this year - Tiny Tim
Blue Christmas - Doye O'Dell 1948
Ain't No Chimneys In The Projects - Sharon Jones & the Dap-Kings
Mambo Santa Mambo - The Enchanters
Rain, Sleet, Snow - Paul Revere & the Raiders
Yulesville - Edd 'Kookie' Byrnes
Christmas Bop - T-Rex
Christmastime for the Jews - Darlene Love
What Christmas Means to Me - Stevie Wonder
Santafly - Martin Mull
Christmas In Jail - The Youngsters
To Heck With Ole Santa Claus - Loretta Lynn
Far Away Christmas Blues - Little Esther & Mel Walker with Johnny Otis Orchestra
Christmas in New Zealand - The Long Ryders
Hang Your Balls on the Christmas Tree - Kay Martin
Christmas Time - Chandler Travis
Merry Christmas Baby - Del Lords
Santa Fix My Toys For Christmas - Rodd & Judy
Mrs. Claus' Kimono - Drive By Truckers
Christmas Morning - Titus Turner
The First Noel - Crash Test Dummies
White Christmas - Bing Crosby & Martha Mears (1942)
--
Volume 7
YouTube playlist
Come On Christmas - Cheap Trick
Christmas Time's a-Comin' - Mac Wiseman
Santa Town U.S.A. - Lonnie & The Crisis
Christmas Time Is Cruel - Bayonets
Dancing with Santa - Trashmen
Reindeer Boogie - Hank Snow
How I Hate to See Christmas Come Around - Jimmy Witherspoon
Merry Christmas Loopy Lu - Kaisers
No Christmas - Wedding Present
Beatnik's Wish - Patsy Raye & The Beatniks
There Ain't No Sanity Claus - The Damned
Christmas Dream - Grip Weeds
Zat You Santa Claus - Louis Armstrong
Cool Yule - Rebel Pebbles
Christmas Time For Everybody But Me - Hank Ballard & The Midnighters
Hey Santa Claus - Chesterfield Kings
Twistin' Bells - Santo & Johnny
Holiday Spirit - dB's
It's Christmas Time - Five Keys
The Christmas Song - Raveonettes
Hey America - James Brown
Super Rock Santa - Fleshtones
Little Becky's Christmas Wish - Becky Lamb
Winter Wonderland - Booker T. & The M.G's
Little Drummer Boy - Joan Jett
It's Christmas Time Ebenezer - Len Price 3
Maybe This Year - Wailers
Silent Night - Dickies
--
Volume 8
YouTube playlist
Santa Claus Is Coming To Town - Bruce Springsteen
Twas The Night Before Christmas - Huey "Piano" Smith and The Clowns
It's Christmas! Let's Be Glad - Sufjan Stevens
Love for Christmas - The Gems
Jesus Christ - Big Star
Christmastime Here - Wednesday Week
Pretty Paper - Roy Orbison
Something to Hold On To (At Christmas) -Ron Sexsmith
We Three Kings - John Fahey
Christmas (I Remember) - The Smithereens
Feliz Navidad - El Vez
Merry Christmas Darling - The Uniques
Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) - Darlene Love
Season's Greetings - Robbers On High Street
Gee Whiz, It's Christmas - Carla Thomas
Merry Christmas, Baby - The Beach Boys
My Christmas Baby - The Refreshments
She's Coming Home - The Wailers
This Time of Year - The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
I'll Make Every Day Christmas (For My Woman) - Joe Tex
If We Make It Through December - Merle Haggard
This Christmas - Donny Hathaway
Silver Bells - Bob Hope & Marilyn Maxwell
Santa, Don't Pass Me By -- Jimmy Donley; classic from the swamp pop legend
It Must Be Christmas - Judy Holliday and Gery Mulligan
Merry Christmas Everyone - Shakin' Stevens
The Christmas Song - Nat King Cole
Christmas Auld Lang Syne - Bobby Darin
-
Volume 5
YouTube playlist
Hark! The Herald Angels Sing - The Fab Four
Christmas At Midnight - Leadbelly
It's Christmastime - The Empty Hearts
Santa Claus Wants Some Lovin - Albert King
Santa Claus has got the AIDS this year - Tiny Tim
Blue Christmas - Doye O'Dell 1948
Ain't No Chimneys In The Projects - Sharon Jones & the Dap-Kings
Mambo Santa Mambo - The Enchanters
Rain, Sleet, Snow - Paul Revere & the Raiders
Yulesville - Edd 'Kookie' Byrnes
Christmas Bop - T-Rex
Christmastime for the Jews - Darlene Love
What Christmas Means to Me - Stevie Wonder
Santafly - Martin Mull
Christmas In Jail - The Youngsters
To Heck With Ole Santa Claus - Loretta Lynn
Far Away Christmas Blues - Little Esther & Mel Walker with Johnny Otis Orchestra
Christmas in New Zealand - The Long Ryders
Hang Your Balls on the Christmas Tree - Kay Martin
Christmas Time - Chandler Travis
Merry Christmas Baby - Del Lords
Santa Fix My Toys For Christmas - Rodd & Judy
Mrs. Claus' Kimono - Drive By Truckers
Christmas Morning - Titus Turner
The First Noel - Crash Test Dummies
White Christmas - Bing Crosby & Martha Mears (1942)
--
Volume 7
YouTube playlist
Come On Christmas - Cheap Trick
Christmas Time's a-Comin' - Mac Wiseman
Santa Town U.S.A. - Lonnie & The Crisis
Christmas Time Is Cruel - Bayonets
Dancing with Santa - Trashmen
Reindeer Boogie - Hank Snow
How I Hate to See Christmas Come Around - Jimmy Witherspoon
Merry Christmas Loopy Lu - Kaisers
No Christmas - Wedding Present
Beatnik's Wish - Patsy Raye & The Beatniks
There Ain't No Sanity Claus - The Damned
Christmas Dream - Grip Weeds
Zat You Santa Claus - Louis Armstrong
Cool Yule - Rebel Pebbles
Christmas Time For Everybody But Me - Hank Ballard & The Midnighters
Hey Santa Claus - Chesterfield Kings
Twistin' Bells - Santo & Johnny
Holiday Spirit - dB's
It's Christmas Time - Five Keys
The Christmas Song - Raveonettes
Hey America - James Brown
Super Rock Santa - Fleshtones
Little Becky's Christmas Wish - Becky Lamb
Winter Wonderland - Booker T. & The M.G's
Little Drummer Boy - Joan Jett
It's Christmas Time Ebenezer - Len Price 3
Maybe This Year - Wailers
Silent Night - Dickies
--
Volume 8
YouTube playlist
Santa Claus Is Coming To Town - Bruce Springsteen
Twas The Night Before Christmas - Huey "Piano" Smith and The Clowns
It's Christmas! Let's Be Glad - Sufjan Stevens
Love for Christmas - The Gems
Jesus Christ - Big Star
Christmastime Here - Wednesday Week
Pretty Paper - Roy Orbison
Something to Hold On To (At Christmas) -Ron Sexsmith
We Three Kings - John Fahey
Christmas (I Remember) - The Smithereens
Feliz Navidad - El Vez
Merry Christmas Darling - The Uniques
Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) - Darlene Love
Season's Greetings - Robbers On High Street
Gee Whiz, It's Christmas - Carla Thomas
Merry Christmas, Baby - The Beach Boys
My Christmas Baby - The Refreshments
She's Coming Home - The Wailers
This Time of Year - The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
I'll Make Every Day Christmas (For My Woman) - Joe Tex
If We Make It Through December - Merle Haggard
This Christmas - Donny Hathaway
Silver Bells - Bob Hope & Marilyn Maxwell
Santa, Don't Pass Me By -- Jimmy Donley; classic from the swamp pop legend
It Must Be Christmas - Judy Holliday and Gery Mulligan
Merry Christmas Everyone - Shakin' Stevens
The Christmas Song - Nat King Cole
Christmas Auld Lang Syne - Bobby Darin
Posted on 12/18/17 at 1:03 pm to terd ferguson
You couldn't wait until I'd posted both?
Merry Christmas a-hole
Merry Christmas a-hole
Posted on 12/18/17 at 1:04 pm to Kafka
dafuq I just quickly scroll through?
Posted on 12/18/17 at 1:04 pm to Kafka
quote:
If We Make It Through December - Merle Haggard
Posted on 12/18/17 at 1:04 pm to Kafka
Want to take this opportunity to say Star Wars sucks
Posted on 12/18/17 at 1:05 pm to 4WHLN
quote:
dafuq I just quickly scroll through?
wat
Posted on 12/18/17 at 1:05 pm to Kafka
Finally
Now it's really Christmas
Now it's really Christmas
Posted on 12/18/17 at 1:05 pm to Lacour
quote:well you're right mr. stopped clock
Want to take this opportunity to say Star Wars sucks
Posted on 12/18/17 at 1:06 pm to Kafka
Who's that trashy ho with the ankle tat? Looks like someone who pretends their house doesn't have wheels on it
Posted on 12/18/17 at 1:08 pm to oVo
quote:
Music board
quote:
since 2009 I have posted A Kafkaesque Christmas
quote:GFY newb
oVo
Registered on: 12/15/2013
Posted on 12/18/17 at 1:10 pm to shotcaller1
quote:
Who's that trashy ho with the ankle tat?
Shut your whore mouth
Posted on 12/18/17 at 1:12 pm to Kafka
Merry Christmas Kafka!
I’ll be getting my annual Christmas Truce thread ready soon too.
I’ll be getting my annual Christmas Truce thread ready soon too.
This post was edited on 12/18/17 at 1:13 pm
Posted on 12/18/17 at 1:13 pm to Kafka
Here's your upvote sir. Thanks for continuing the tradition!
Posted on 12/18/17 at 1:18 pm to Kafka
Just listened to all the playlists. The family enjoyed them. Thanks Kafka and happy Holidays
Posted on 12/18/17 at 1:19 pm to shotcaller1
quote:
Who's that trashy ho
Posted on 12/18/17 at 1:22 pm to Kafka
Happy holidays Kafka. Happy holidays to us all.
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