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re: 5 year old Jacksonville boy sneaks out of house and walks to Chick fil A.

Posted on 9/3/25 at 9:07 am to
Posted by Ricardo
Member since Sep 2016
6200 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 9:07 am to
Seems like a nice neighborhood.

I'm thinking that 5 year old isn't going to be stopped by a measly chain.

5 year olds are like Houdini. If he wants out, he's getting out.
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
7043 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 9:16 am to
quote:

5 year olds are like Houdini. If he wants out, he's getting out


A friend of ours has a boy that's 5. He woke up early, snuck out to bring the neighbor a banana?

Parents and neighbor got him on the doorbell camera.
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
37015 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 9:17 am to
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5 year old Jacksonville boy sneaks out of house and walks to Chick fil A.


Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
136389 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 9:20 am to
I would crawl thru glass for Chick Fil A for sure.
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
9712 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 9:25 am to
That boy needed a chicken biscuit and momma and daddy had the door locked with some weird noises coming from behind the door. Good thing he didn't try that on a Sunday.
Posted by thumperpait
Member since Nov 2005
3608 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 9:44 am to
I did the same kind of thing when I was five. My sister was watching me. Don't remember what happened. But the story is I was hauling arse on my big wheel down a four lane road. The cops got behind me and just followed me until I got to my house. This was in the 70's.
Posted by TigerNutwhack
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
4243 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 9:45 am to
Kids are sneakier than you expect. My oldest was 3 years old and figured out to unlock his window, unlatched the sides, pull it down, and then push out the screen and climb out and go for a walk at 9 o'clock at night.

When the cops showed up at my house we had no idea he had snuck out. Little punk has been in the back of a police car before his 4th birthday. It's funny now but scary at the time. That window also got bolted shut, never to open again.
This post was edited on 9/3/25 at 9:46 am
Posted by epbart
new york city
Member since Mar 2005
3190 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 12:43 pm to
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I did the same kind of thing when I was five. My sister was watching me. Don't remember what happened. But the story is I was hauling arse on my big wheel down a four lane road. The cops got behind me and just followed me until I got to my house. This was in the 70's.


Sort of the same. When I was five (mid 1970s) I lived in Metarie. I used to take my dollar allowance or whatever change I could scrape up from around the house and would walk to a Time Saver store to buy a candy bar or Icee by myself. (not sure if Time Savers are still around... though I remember TulaneLSU made a nice tribute thread to them a couple years or so ago)

I can't remember exactly how far away it was. If I had to guess it was a five minute walk down the length of a long apartment complex, then turning down a partially developed road for a block or two.

Kids could free-range back then.

Edit to add: as i did not have cops in hot pursuit as I fled on my Big Wheel, my anecdote is not nearly as good as yours.
This post was edited on 9/3/25 at 12:50 pm
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