re: 30% of Ozempic users are crapping in the bed.

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lol cut off...there are like 3 new and stronger ones set for approval over next 9 months

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Should have been clearer, I’m talking about people going to medi-spas getting the drug from a nurse practitioner, not people indicated with diabetes or obesity.
On the record I think they are actually great drugs and appear to be a great way to fight obesity. I just know lots of people on it that aren’t exercising and seem to just eat minimal calories for them to exist.

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For those women who may be reading this, let me take a moment to explain “The Move.” Men know exactly what their bowels are up to at any given second. And when the time comes to empty the cache, a sequence of physiological events occur that can not be stopped under any circumstances. There is a move men make that involves simultaneously approaching the toilet, beginning the body turn to position ones arse toward said toilet, hooking ones fingers into ones waistline, and pulling down the pants while beginning the squat at the same time. It is a very fluid motion that, when performed properly, results in the flawless expulsion of shite at the exact same second that one?s arse is properly placed on the toilet seat. Done properly, it even assures that the choad is properly inserted into the front rim of the toilet in the event that the piss stream lets loose at the same time; it is truly a picture of coordination rivaling that of a skilled ballet dancer.

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What a poet.