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re: 17 Year Old Girl Struck by Lightning While Masturbating

Posted on 7/25/14 at 10:49 pm to
Posted by stuntman
Florida
Member since Jan 2013
9099 posts
Posted on 7/25/14 at 10:49 pm to
I love how they refer to masturbation as "self-rape" and even have a "self-rape whistle".
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
82030 posts
Posted on 7/25/14 at 11:04 pm to
quote:

quote: So Jesus of Nazareth do you ever masterbate with your hand holes?


Posted by stuntman
Florida
Member since Jan 2013
9099 posts
Posted on 7/25/14 at 11:09 pm to
quote:

This article is fake. The picture on here is my picture and my namr is not Jennifer this article is fake and also breaks copyright laws on my modeling picture that they used without my consent


quote:

Nice try Jennifer but the world needs to know of the dangers of masturbation. I pray you will still be able to give birth to normal colored children.


Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
82030 posts
Posted on 7/25/14 at 11:10 pm to
Posted by stuntman
Florida
Member since Jan 2013
9099 posts
Posted on 7/25/14 at 11:13 pm to
The comments section is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time.
Posted by LSU1NSEC
Member since Sep 2007
17243 posts
Posted on 7/25/14 at 11:18 pm to
Dexter Battygarten iii // July 21, 2014 at 10:15 am // Reply

quote:

so we are the same as animals now? so we should touch ourselves like them too? why don't you take your hell-satanic Darwin away from here maam. you may be a chimp in lipstick but none of my wives are.



Posted by stuntman
Florida
Member since Jan 2013
9099 posts
Posted on 7/25/14 at 11:24 pm to
quote:

Dexter Battygarten iii


ALL of his comments are gold.
Posted by okietiger
Chelsea F.C. Fan
Member since Oct 2005
40970 posts
Posted on 7/26/14 at 12:14 am to
Posted by trom83
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2013
4724 posts
Posted on 7/26/14 at 1:41 am to
quote:

“She is lucky to have only been using two fingers at the time, it could have been much worse”



Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 7/26/14 at 2:00 am to
quote:

Now you were just getting onto kashonly last night about wanting to bang someone under 18



Ummm.....he was talking about 12 year old dude, 12 year olds. Plus, they even say in the article that isn't the girl, that chick is at least 18.
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 7/26/14 at 2:14 am to
If God did not want us to masturbate, he would have given us shorter arms....
Posted by LSUnation78
Northshore
Member since Aug 2012
12068 posts
Posted on 7/26/14 at 2:19 am to
Now introducing, the


quote:

Anti-Masturbation Cross: Safely Train Your Children To Keep Their Hands Off Their Dangerous Sin-Zones


LINK

Posted by LSUnation78
Northshore
Member since Aug 2012
12068 posts
Posted on 7/26/14 at 2:19 am to
And this gem...

quote:

Girl Killed by Meteor Strike While Masturbating


LINK



quote:

Magda was apparently masturbating when an estimated 700 lbs fragment of the Chelyabinsk meteor, composed primarily of iron, collided with her at speed of over 10,000 mph, incinerating her on the spot. She is thought to have been killed instantly.
This post was edited on 7/26/14 at 2:24 am
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 7/26/14 at 2:22 am to
My next friend to have a kid is getting that as a gift from me
Posted by LSUnation78
Northshore
Member since Aug 2012
12068 posts
Posted on 7/26/14 at 2:24 am to
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 7/26/14 at 2:26 am to
I was gonna order one now to have it ready but I can't find where it is for sale on the site. Help please!
Posted by LSUnation78
Northshore
Member since Aug 2012
12068 posts
Posted on 7/26/14 at 2:29 am to
quote:

Siberian Village Lost Due To Asian Masturbation’s Impact On Global Environment



I can't stop...


And, I don't see anywhere to actually buy it. Probably fake, or you have to sign up to their mailing list to get DIY instructions to make your own anti-masturbation cross.
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 7/26/14 at 2:33 am to
quote:

Probably fake,



For your sake I hope you are HAMMERED right now!
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 7/26/14 at 3:53 am to
That site is hilarious
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 7/26/14 at 4:30 am to
Some of the funniest shite I have read in a long time
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