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re: 1/8/19 OT Lunch Box - Deathbed Edition...Nm, I’m going to live.

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Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 3:08 pm to
FORREST: Hi, Earl! What’s goin’ on?

EARL: Coons are tryin’ to get into school.

FORREST: Coons!? Well, raccoons try to get on our back
porch, Momma just chase ’em off with a broom.

EARL: Not raccoons, you idiot, ****. And, they want to go
to school with us.

FORREST: (with much surprise) With us? They do?

Posted by JoePepitone
Waffle House #1494
Member since Feb 2014
12197 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 3:08 pm to
quote:

They are absolutely adorable
Yeah, until one of them starts ripping shingles off your roof and tries to dig through the decking to nest in your attic. Happened to me a few years ago.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 3:08 pm to
quote:

Is the word Coon now offensive?



Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117554 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 3:08 pm to


Glad to see you back
This post was edited on 1/8/19 at 3:09 pm
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 3:08 pm to
Welcome back
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 3:09 pm to
Where you been dipshit?
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 3:09 pm to
HAAAAAAA great minds think alike
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
114455 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 3:09 pm to
3 bells all


slag, i'm vv worried that your vv pretty gal pal mc'pony is depressed.

mc'p's signs of depression:

don't wanna get up in the mornin
wants to wear pj's all day
doesn't wanna bathe or brush her teeth
she started wearing crocs with socks, to work


Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 3:10 pm to
How does it make you feel that you and Oweo pretty much posted the same thing?


Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
114938 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 3:11 pm to
quote:

Martin Luther Coon
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 3:11 pm to
quote:

How does it make you feel that you and Oweo pretty much posted the same thing?



Well I posted mine first..he likes to imitate me...he wishes he was me on a daily basis.

Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 3:11 pm to
Skil, this reminds me of the time I was vv depressed and Mac took me to the doc. I started going over my symptoms and the doc interrupted me to ask Mac if she had a flu shot yet and spent the rest of my appt talking to her.

WB Owloysious!

Posted by macaronithepony
Member since Jul 2018
2263 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 3:11 pm to
quote:

mc'p's signs of depression:

don't wanna get up in the mornin
wants to wear pj's all day
doesn't wanna bathe or brush her teeth
she started wearing crocs with socks, to work

wait....only 50% of that is true and I am not depressed.
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 3:11 pm to
TF I have a MS Paint project for you if you’re interested?
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66985 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 3:12 pm to
Principal : Your boy's... different, Mrs. Skillet. Now his IQ is 75.

Mrs. Skillet : Well, we're all different, Mr. Hancock.

Principal : I want to show you something, Mrs. Skillet.

[Points on an IQ Chart]

Principal : Now this is normal. Skillet is right here. The state requires a minimum IQ of 80 to attend public school, Mrs. Skillet. He's going to have to go to a special school. And he'll be just fine.
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 3:12 pm to
Looks like y’all posted about the same time.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 3:13 pm to
Who's post is at the top of the page?
Posted by JoePepitone
Waffle House #1494
Member since Feb 2014
12197 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 3:13 pm to
quote:

Martin Luther Coon
I once heard a pastor (from the pulpit) call him Martin Lucifer Coon.
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 3:14 pm to
Yours but same time frame. Y’all were thinking the same thing: it’s okay.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
114938 posts
Posted on 1/8/19 at 3:14 pm to
I've heard Marchin' Lootin' Coon many times...
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