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re: 1/8/19 OT Lunch Box - Deathbed Edition...Nm, I’m going to live.
Posted on 1/8/19 at 3:08 pm to Slagathor
Posted on 1/8/19 at 3:08 pm to Slagathor
FORREST: Hi, Earl! What’s goin’ on?
EARL: Coons are tryin’ to get into school.
FORREST: Coons!? Well, raccoons try to get on our back
porch, Momma just chase ’em off with a broom.
EARL: Not raccoons, you idiot, ****. And, they want to go
to school with us.
FORREST: (with much surprise) With us? They do?

EARL: Coons are tryin’ to get into school.
FORREST: Coons!? Well, raccoons try to get on our back
porch, Momma just chase ’em off with a broom.
EARL: Not raccoons, you idiot, ****. And, they want to go
to school with us.
FORREST: (with much surprise) With us? They do?

Posted on 1/8/19 at 3:08 pm to Aspercel
quote:Yeah, until one of them starts ripping shingles off your roof and tries to dig through the decking to nest in your attic. Happened to me a few years ago.
They are absolutely adorable
Posted on 1/8/19 at 3:08 pm to Tester1216
quote:
Is the word Coon now offensive?

Posted on 1/8/19 at 3:08 pm to OWLFAN86
Glad to see you back
This post was edited on 1/8/19 at 3:09 pm
Posted on 1/8/19 at 3:09 pm to tgrbaitn08
HAAAAAAA great minds think alike 
Posted on 1/8/19 at 3:09 pm to Slagathor
3 bells all
slag, i'm vv worried that your vv pretty gal pal mc'pony is depressed.
mc'p's signs of depression:
don't wanna get up in the mornin
wants to wear pj's all day
doesn't wanna bathe or brush her teeth
she started wearing crocs with socks, to work
slag, i'm vv worried that your vv pretty gal pal mc'pony is depressed.
mc'p's signs of depression:
don't wanna get up in the mornin
wants to wear pj's all day
doesn't wanna bathe or brush her teeth
she started wearing crocs with socks, to work
Posted on 1/8/19 at 3:10 pm to tgrbaitn08
How does it make you feel that you and Oweo pretty much posted the same thing?
Posted on 1/8/19 at 3:11 pm to Tester1216
quote:
How does it make you feel that you and Oweo pretty much posted the same thing?
Well I posted mine first..he likes to imitate me...he wishes he was me on a daily basis.
Posted on 1/8/19 at 3:11 pm to Skillet
Skil, this reminds me of the time I was vv depressed and Mac took me to the doc. I started going over my symptoms and the doc interrupted me to ask Mac if she had a flu shot yet and spent the rest of my appt talking to her.
WB Owloysious!
WB Owloysious!
Posted on 1/8/19 at 3:11 pm to Skillet
quote:wait....only 50% of that is true and I am not depressed.
mc'p's signs of depression:
don't wanna get up in the mornin
wants to wear pj's all day
doesn't wanna bathe or brush her teeth
she started wearing crocs with socks, to work
Posted on 1/8/19 at 3:11 pm to terd ferguson
TF I have a MS Paint project for you if you’re interested?
Posted on 1/8/19 at 3:12 pm to tgrbaitn08
Principal : Your boy's... different, Mrs. Skillet. Now his IQ is 75.
Mrs. Skillet : Well, we're all different, Mr. Hancock.
Principal : I want to show you something, Mrs. Skillet.
[Points on an IQ Chart]
Principal : Now this is normal. Skillet is right here. The state requires a minimum IQ of 80 to attend public school, Mrs. Skillet. He's going to have to go to a special school. And he'll be just fine.
Mrs. Skillet : Well, we're all different, Mr. Hancock.
Principal : I want to show you something, Mrs. Skillet.
[Points on an IQ Chart]
Principal : Now this is normal. Skillet is right here. The state requires a minimum IQ of 80 to attend public school, Mrs. Skillet. He's going to have to go to a special school. And he'll be just fine.
Posted on 1/8/19 at 3:12 pm to tgrbaitn08
Looks like y’all posted about the same time.
Posted on 1/8/19 at 3:13 pm to Tester1216
Who's post is at the top of the page?
Posted on 1/8/19 at 3:13 pm to terd ferguson
quote:I once heard a pastor (from the pulpit) call him Martin Lucifer Coon.
Martin Luther Coon
Posted on 1/8/19 at 3:14 pm to tgrbaitn08
Yours but same time frame. Y’all were thinking the same thing: it’s okay.
Posted on 1/8/19 at 3:14 pm to JoePepitone
I've heard Marchin' Lootin' Coon many times...
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