Translating Roddy White's tweets

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Atlanta Falcons wide receiver Roddy White has been lighting up his Twitter account with slams on the Saints and the Who Dat Nation.

White's somewhat inarticulate online ramblings apparently are in response to ESPN analyst Trent Dilfer, who said the Falcons are not "indestructible" in the Georgia Dome.

The following are recent postings from White to his Twitter account. Where possible, we've translated the "tweets" into English.

# The saints win one championship and want to go crazy well yall arse aint winning this year we gone make sure tht doesn't happen

Translation: Saints fans will be disappointed that there will not be a Two-Dat.

# The first time we played them their coach gone say after we won the game thts a good win for yall like the saints are the colts

Translation: ??

# The grace of god gave them tht championship so tht city wouldn fall apart now and now they think they hot &*%$ in ...

Translation: The Lord/God/Gods/Buddy D in Heaven/FSM intervened, forcing Peyton Manning to throw the pick-six to Tracy Porter in a divine effort to help the city finally turn the corner after Katrina. The Saints fans, however, have fallen prey to their own hubris.

# I don't know why everybody mad for the saints I made a comment on wht trent dilfer said on tv it had nothing to do with them

Translation: My Shakespearean-type prose was directed at an ESPN analyst who speaks on a cable network, not at the Who Dat Nation.

# Yall fans keep talking making it worst for those guys tht got to guard me cause yall don't lol

Translation: The constant prodding by Saints fans in response to my missives will make it all the more tougher for the Black & Gold secondary to catch me, boisterous outburst of laughter at my own sally.

# The aints fans are so rude we shall see monday night

Translation: I am shocked, shocked and hurt I say, by the level of animosity directed my way. May the best team win on MNF.

# @mlattechocolate who dat we dat believe dat we been ready

Translation: (Tweet directed at mlattechocolate) : In response to your query, "who is that team which will beat the Saints," I honestly believe the Falcons will be that team. We are well-prepared.

# No chance in hell the Aints come into the dome and win once trent dilfer

Translation: I believe that ESPN's Trent Dilfer has mis-judged our resolve. Just as the stock market will always climb, we shall never lose at home in the Georgia Dome.

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