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re: Michael Thomas’s Vagina
Posted on 10/31/22 at 6:40 am to TH03
Posted on 10/31/22 at 6:40 am to TH03
quote:
Turf toe is the worst named injury ever because it sounds like a bitch injury but is truly awful.
This is true.
Also true, MT doesn't have turf-toe.
The prescription he requires is a week supply of vagisil.
Use as directed, see your doctor if symptoms persist or worsen.
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Posted on 10/31/22 at 6:53 am to The Goat
This board cries after a loss. This board cries after a win. If you can't enjoy a win, why bother?
Posted on 10/31/22 at 6:55 am to TH03
I agree, but 6.5 weeks is too long for this injury unless he basically had a broken toe. He and Jarvis need to get healthy for the stretch run or neither will ever command anywhere neat the money they have been making.
Posted on 10/31/22 at 7:05 am to The Goat
quote:
Check his stats after Brees was no longer throwing to him
Did you forget his stats in 2019 when brees was out for 5 games? Or does that just not work into your favor?
Posted on 10/31/22 at 7:09 am to josh336
Hell he's caught 3 TDs this season in 2.5 games
Posted on 10/31/22 at 7:52 am to msstate7
Baws
It's all about dat Vagisil. He doesn't even need a script. RUB DAT shite ON MT!!!!!
It's all about dat Vagisil. He doesn't even need a script. RUB DAT shite ON MT!!!!!
Posted on 10/31/22 at 8:23 am to The Goat
Vodka tampon
Posted on 10/31/22 at 10:14 am to The Goat
I’m not a big Thomas supporter but in his defense if he really does have a turf toe injury that’s a very bad injury for a WR to have and could be a season ender. He is most likely putting off surgery until after the year to try to get back on the field but it’s not guaranteed. They can’t cut and can’t really even run with it. I remember Deion Sanders had a turf toe and tried playing with it and was absolutely helpless out there at a time where he dominated every WR in the league. I don’t know if that’s the injury he has though. But if it’s turf toe or a Lisfranc injury don’t expect him back for a while.
This post was edited on 10/31/22 at 10:18 am
Posted on 10/31/22 at 1:09 pm to VictoryHill
Nah lil guy. I've been anti-Thomas since the 2020 offseason when he threw Brees under the bus. Funny how he's not been the same since - almost like Brees made him. Weird
Wow,it's amazing how we all forget that MT played through an ankle injury trying to get Brees and the Saints to a Superbowl. The guy was playing with ankle that was badly damaged.
Wow,it's amazing how we all forget that MT played through an ankle injury trying to get Brees and the Saints to a Superbowl. The guy was playing with ankle that was badly damaged.
Posted on 10/31/22 at 4:33 pm to VictoryHill
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I'd be pretty okay with never seeing Michael Thomas in a Saints uniform ever again. Guy's fallen off a cliff and proven to be a headcase. Insane to think this guy was on top of the NFL world 3 years ago and dropped off the face of the Earth since.
you should really hope he heals bc we're stuck with him due to how his contract is structured
Posted on 11/1/22 at 1:27 am to roguetiger15
bump
just woke up from a dream. Michael Thomas was on the sidelines. He was wearing street clothes of course. And that guy had one helluva camel toe bustin through his jeans. That Moose Knuckle of his is not only a distraction, but it's going to kill morale.
GET HIM OFF THE SIDELINES!!!
just woke up from a dream. Michael Thomas was on the sidelines. He was wearing street clothes of course. And that guy had one helluva camel toe bustin through his jeans. That Moose Knuckle of his is not only a distraction, but it's going to kill morale.
GET HIM OFF THE SIDELINES!!!
Posted on 11/1/22 at 4:48 am to LooseCannon22282
quote:
there is a different way to go about it, Bro
Go about what?
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