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Drew Magary called it right! Predicting our season!

Posted on 10/3/23 at 4:17 pm
Posted by LivingstonLaw
Livingston County
Member since Jul 2021
3579 posts
Posted on 10/3/23 at 4:17 pm
Why your team stinks! Drew was pretty accurate so far
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Not as good but right on prediction!
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Your coach: Still Dennis Allen, because being good for so many years apparently made owner Gayle Benson tired. Hard to keep up appearances when you’re so old and frail and awful. So Allen remains, although former co-defensive coordinator Ryan Nielsen lit out for the greener pastures of … Atlanta? Meanwhile, his co-DC Kris Richard was fired outright. Offensive coordinator Pete Carmichael is still around to tell players, This is how Sean would’ve done it, before they go three-and-out again. But this time, Carmichael has been given a slippery ace to keep in his back pocket:


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I’d like to think that this extended reversion to the Jim Mora days will get Saints fans to, at long last, shut the frick up. But who am I kidding? You people are louder than a fart in a cemetery, and always will be


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The most significant move New Orleans made this offseason was to snatch a first- and a second-rounder from Denver for the rights to Sean Payton. Will it be hard for Saints fans to watch the best coach in their team’s history ply his trade in another city while they go 7-10 again? Oh don’t worry, they’ll tell you all about it.

This post was edited on 10/3/23 at 4:23 pm
Posted by LivingstonLaw
Livingston County
Member since Jul 2021
3579 posts
Posted on 10/3/23 at 4:24 pm to
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The best thing about the Saints is that they'll get to host the 2025 Super Bowl, which runs in juxtaposition with the fact that that's all they'll do with it. This is New Orleans’ true legacy: a great place to visit and a great place to leave. They had to take their practices indoors because the planet has been colonized by Hell, and they signed an offensive lineman named Tommy Kraemer, which sounds like the old Vikings quarterback Tommy Kramer, which reminds us that the current Saints quarterback is Derek Carr, who provided the first four of head coach Dennis Allen's 38 career losses. Life is a circle, and so is the direction of the water as it heads down your drain.
Posted by Thracken13
Aft Cargo Hold of Serenity
Member since Feb 2010
19015 posts
Posted on 10/3/23 at 4:36 pm to
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The most significant move New Orleans made this offseason was to snatch a first- and a second-rounder from Denver for the rights to Sean Payton. Will it be hard for Saints fans to watch the best coach in their team’s history ply his trade in another city while they go 7-10 again? Oh don’t worry, they’ll tell you all about it.


well he is right and wrong - we did get their picks, but i do not think we have to be upset with SP's performance in Denver - if anything, it looks like to straight up NO robbed Denver of those picks
Posted by Jwho77
cyperspace
Member since Sep 2003
84848 posts
Posted on 10/3/23 at 4:39 pm to
Yep, SP and DA should have stayed married. Instead, Sean moved into a shitty apartment while Dennis got a house with termites and a cracked slab.
Posted by ninthward
Boston, MA
Member since May 2007
23140 posts
Posted on 10/3/23 at 4:40 pm to
I'm shocked the Allen/Carr combo is not working, shocked!
Posted by LivingstonLaw
Livingston County
Member since Jul 2021
3579 posts
Posted on 10/3/23 at 4:54 pm to
The comments after the article are even better.

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The people of Louisiana have basically moved on to cheering for teams with former LSU players.

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For all the talk about not paying running backs and smart teams hoarding draft picks, I'm proud to be a fan of the team that has never once done a fiscally smart or analytical savvy thing. Give Taysom $100 mil and let Kamara be the mayor! Who cares!


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The Saints went 7-10 last year, and their response this season is to try to re-assemble the Jon Gruden 2.0 Raiders, whose pinnacle was an 8-8 season in 2020. This is some dark shot.


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Derek Carr? Fudging seriously? That’s the best we can do?


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With all the shite that this team went through with quarterbacks last year, there’s no way they would go get a second-rate QB and give him a stupid amount of guaranteed money, would they? That would be freaking stupid, right?


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This team will be lucky to go 7-10, and the worst part is that that might still be good enough for a playoff berth in this fever blister of a division. Can't wait!










Posted by VictoryHill
Watson, LA
Member since Nov 2013
3261 posts
Posted on 10/3/23 at 5:41 pm to
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Derek Carr? Fudging seriously? That’s the best we can do?




My thoughts since he went out to eat with Allen and Loomis at Ralph’s on the Park. Derek fricking Carr…that’s your guy?


Posted by Domeskeller
Astrodome
Member since Jun 2020
10109 posts
Posted on 10/5/23 at 6:27 am to
Now you can’t find any of the 90 percent of the people on this board who endorsed Derek Carr since March. Wonder where they all went.

The people who spent all offseason saying Carr was the answer are just like the people who have absolved Archie Manning from all of the Saints terrible play during his career. “He was hurt … he didn’t have a supporting cast … He had a bunch of different coaches, etc.” It’s as if Carr had nothing to do with the Raiders’ struggles much like Mannkng had nothing to do with the Saints’ struggles.
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Posted by VictoryHill
Watson, LA
Member since Nov 2013
3261 posts
Posted on 10/5/23 at 6:44 am to
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Now you can’t find any of the 90 percent of the people on this board who endorsed Derek Carr since March. Wonder where they all went.

They're hiding because they exposed themselves not knowing shite about anything outside of New Orleans.

They bought hook, line and sinker the idea that Carr was good because shills like Underhill were happy with the move and put out fluff pieces about 4th quarter comebacks, the lack of coaching stability, etc.

Anyone who paid attention to the league for the last decade knew Derek Carr is arse and had nothing to do with anything around him. Dude is a bonehead.
Posted by RileyTime
Gulf Breeze, FL
Member since Oct 2008
7123 posts
Posted on 10/5/23 at 7:53 am to
This was already anyone with a brains prediction this year.
Posted by JS87
Member since Aug 2010
17754 posts
Posted on 10/5/23 at 8:18 am to
That first drive of the first preseason game this year was such a cocktease.

Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
22250 posts
Posted on 10/5/23 at 9:33 am to
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The most significant move New Orleans made this offseason was to snatch a first- and a second-rounder from Denver for the rights to Sean Payton. Will it be hard for Saints fans to watch the best coach in their team’s history ply his trade in another city while they go 7-10 again? Oh don’t worry, they’ll tell you all about it.

Out of curiosity, I wonder what his predictions were for Denver.

Also, what the hell does he have against Gumbo? I mean this is a pretty damn solid melt
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GUMBO GUMBO GUMBO I COULD KILL MISS GAYLE FOR LETTING OUR SEAN GO; ME AND MY MAWMAW CRIED DURING SECOND BRUNCH WHEN WE HEARD THE NEWS; I’D LIKE ROGER GOODELL TO MEET MY PET ALLIGATOR SLIM, I BET HE’D REGRET DOING US DIRTY WITH BOUNTYGATE IF HE DID; I CAN’T STOP EATING WHILE I MASTURBATE HELP ME GUMBO GUMBO GUMBO.
Posted by SirWinston
Say NO to War
Member since Jul 2014
104464 posts
Posted on 10/5/23 at 10:07 am to
Drew Margary is a far far left wackjob and deserves no space on this board. He used to be funny (like 12 years ago). Now he sucks and smells his own farts.
Posted by LivingstonLaw
Livingston County
Member since Jul 2021
3579 posts
Posted on 10/5/23 at 1:35 pm to
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Out of curiosity, I wonder what his predictions were for Denver. Also, what the hell does he have against Gumbo? I mean this is a pretty damn solid melt


Here you go!
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As for the Gumbo bashing. I think on another article he said he was a Turtle Soup person. The OT lounge had that debate .

This post was edited on 10/5/23 at 1:37 pm
Posted by Antib551
Houma, LA
Member since Dec 2018
1422 posts
Posted on 10/5/23 at 1:50 pm to
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That first drive of the first preseason game this year was such a cocktease.
Pete worked all offseason on that drive. Unfortunately, thats the ONLY thing he worked on. That's as far as he got...completely flying blind now.
Posted by LivingstonLaw
Livingston County
Member since Jul 2021
3579 posts
Posted on 10/5/23 at 1:56 pm to
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Drew Margary is a far far left wackjob and deserves no space on this board. He used to be funny (like 12 years ago). Now he sucks and smells his own farts.


Far Right journalism not much better. Are you tired of hearing what the Kelce boys are doing today yet?
This post was edited on 10/5/23 at 1:57 pm
Posted by LivingstonLaw
Livingston County
Member since Jul 2021
3579 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 12:44 pm to
Bump. Nailed it dead on D.A. And Carr.
Posted by goatmilker
Castle Anthrax
Member since Feb 2009
77130 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 1:00 pm to
You must have been the only one. You are amazing.
lol
Posted by LivingstonLaw
Livingston County
Member since Jul 2021
3579 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 1:18 pm to
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Drew Margary is a far far left wackjob and deserves no space on this board. He used to be funny (like 12 years ago). Now he sucks and smells his own farts.


Far right journalism wants you to think the Dallas Cowboys are the greatest sheet on earth.
Posted by SirWinston
Say NO to War
Member since Jul 2014
104464 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 8:10 pm to
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it looks like to straight up NO robbed Denver of those picks


Oof. Rough take, mate
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