Yummy yummy yummy, I got love in my tummy

"Like a bridge over troubled water
I will ease your mind"

Huh?

I've been on a bridge over troubled water -- being on the bridge did not ease my mind at all.

I admit, it's better than being IN the water, but still...

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And when you get old and start losing your hair
Can you tell me who will still care?
Can you tell me who will still care?
Ooooh ok yeah

Mmmbop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du
Yeah

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BAN BALDNESS

Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'cause it took so long to bake it





game set match

"Love is like oxygen. You get too much you get too high. Not enough and your gonna die. Love makes you high"

Ain't got time for chit chat I’m tryin' to get this money
So get up out my face, you doodoo head dummy

SOULJA BOY - YAHHH!

pretty much everything soulja boy released is abysmal

Fox McKeithen RIP - "If you're the one leaving, why are my bags packed by the door?" Actually, this was a TITLE to one of his songs. Fa real.

Hard to beat Yummy yummy. Red Rubber Ball has a fair amount of suckage.

I know a girl who thinks of ghosts
She'll make ya breakfast
She'll make ya toast
She don't use butter
She don't use cheese
She don't use jelly
Or any of these
She uses vaseline
Vaseline
Vaseline

I know a guy who goes to shows
When he's at home and he blows his nose
He don't use tissues or his sleeve
He don't use napkins or any of these
He uses magazines
Magazines
Magazines
Magazines
Magazines


I know a girl who reminds me of cher
(reminds me of cher)
She's always changing
(she's always changing)
The color of her hair
(color of her hair)
She don't use nothing
That ya buy at the store
She likes her hair to be real orange
She uses tangerines
Tangerines
Tangerines
Tangerines

Those belong in the great lyrics thread.

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C'mon bruh. Pixies rule.

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Of course they do. That does not exempt them from this though.