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What's the worst opening line to a rap song ever?

Posted on 8/10/13 at 5:41 pm
Posted by 337Guy
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Posted on 8/10/13 at 5:41 pm
My vote goes,
"I woke up out that Coma in 2001, bout the same time Dre dropped 2001."
Posted by ElroyJetSon
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Posted on 8/10/13 at 5:46 pm to
"Hello motherfricker, hey, hi, how ya dern? it's weezy f baby come to take a shite and urine..."
Posted by 337Guy
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Member since Jul 2012
1696 posts
Posted on 8/10/13 at 5:56 pm to
Son, he was going in!
Posted by BobBarker
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Member since Nov 2012
11893 posts
Posted on 8/10/13 at 6:35 pm to
"Boy I'm going in/ Like my water broke." - Weezy. They made an entire list of nothing but whack lines from Tha Carter 4.

LINK

Posted by KevinGates
Member since Jan 2013
942 posts
Posted on 8/10/13 at 6:36 pm to
lol that's the exact verse I had in mind when I read the title
This post was edited on 8/10/13 at 6:37 pm
Posted by BobBarker
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Member since Nov 2012
11893 posts
Posted on 8/10/13 at 6:45 pm to
quote:

lol that's the exact verse I had in mind when I read the title


I can remember listening to C4 and hearing that line. I turned that shite off right then. Only one that touches on the whack-o-meter is "All my bitches nasty like cold dinners". I was like "Weezy, that's not something you brag about".
Posted by 337Guy
Mean Streets of the 337
Member since Jul 2012
1696 posts
Posted on 8/10/13 at 6:56 pm to
The "hear no evil see no evil, Helen Keller" line had me like -__-
But 6 foot 7 foot lines (other than the sentence bar) shouldn't be on that list.
Posted by brgfather129
Los Angeles, CA
Member since Jul 2009
17360 posts
Posted on 8/10/13 at 7:02 pm to
"My name is Shaggy, but some call me Shaggy Balls"

-ICP "Cotton Candy"
Posted by FourThreeForty
Member since May 2013
17290 posts
Posted on 8/10/13 at 7:06 pm to
"Uhh, yeah, c'mon, ha"
Posted by Mugen
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 8/10/13 at 7:29 pm to
Any Drake lyric
Posted by DBeaux225
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Member since Aug 2012
9984 posts
Posted on 8/10/13 at 7:48 pm to
"When I met ya I admit my first thought was a trick, you look so good I'll suck on ya daddy's dick"- The Notorious BIG - Me and my Bitch ( Ready to Die album) / thread
Posted by 337Guy
Mean Streets of the 337
Member since Jul 2012
1696 posts
Posted on 8/10/13 at 8:05 pm to
Biggie said some gay shite like that? Wtf!
Posted by rutiger
purgatory
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Posted on 8/10/13 at 8:34 pm to
quote:

Biggie said some gay shite like that? Wtf!





you've never heard ready to die????????????

Posted by Sus-Scrofa
Member since Feb 2013
11454 posts
Posted on 8/10/13 at 8:41 pm to
Surely it's a country song.
Posted by 337Guy
Mean Streets of the 337
Member since Jul 2012
1696 posts
Posted on 8/10/13 at 8:49 pm to
You think a line like that is cool to even have on an album?
That shite is suspect as hell.
I don't plan on going to listen to it now.
Posted by Sus-Scrofa
Member since Feb 2013
11454 posts
Posted on 8/10/13 at 9:40 pm to
No, not country, but close, I had forgot about this:

LINK
Posted by 225bred
COYS
Member since Jun 2011
21088 posts
Posted on 8/10/13 at 9:41 pm to
"I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah fricked in the head, my stepfather said that I sucked in the bed."
Eminem- one of the songs on his Relapse album.
Posted by CaptainPanic
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Member since Sep 2011
25582 posts
Posted on 8/10/13 at 9:49 pm to
That whole album was just uncomfortable
Posted by 225bred
COYS
Member since Jun 2011
21088 posts
Posted on 8/10/13 at 10:53 pm to
Definitely, the accent threw me off. Not his best work by any means.
Posted by urinetrouble
Member since Oct 2007
20660 posts
Posted on 8/11/13 at 12:30 am to
"First name ever, last name greatest."
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