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Today's male country music singers

Posted on 7/18/16 at 8:11 am
Posted by TDcline
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Posted on 7/18/16 at 8:11 am
Is there a bigger group of pussies than these guys are now days?

I'm well aware that country music sold its soul to Bud Light and Chev-aye a long time ago, but these new guys are just fricking god awful. Literally every song is about worshiping some chick that just left them. It's truly pathetic.
This post was edited on 7/18/16 at 8:19 am
Posted by 12Pence
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Posted on 7/18/16 at 8:18 am to

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Posted by lsusportsman2
Member since Oct 2007
27232 posts
Posted on 7/18/16 at 8:33 am to
Don't forget about torn up blue jeans, pick up trucks, working some low paying job, and red solo cups.
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
19285 posts
Posted on 7/18/16 at 8:40 am to
Baby's gotta get her nails done on the dashboard as well. In short shorts. Looking slyly at the driver. En route to a mud race with the boys...who will all be jelly of baby ridin' shotgun.

shite practically writes itself.
This post was edited on 7/18/16 at 8:41 am
Posted by Chitter Chatter
In and Out of Consciousness
Member since Sep 2009
4667 posts
Posted on 7/18/16 at 8:42 am to
Almost lowest common denominator. Same crappy lyrics and some of their voices all sound alike
Posted by monsterballads
Gulf of America
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Posted on 7/18/16 at 8:44 am to
it's pandering 101 to rural/southern demographic
Posted by Ace Midnight
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Posted on 7/18/16 at 9:03 am to
quote:

Don't forget about torn up blue jeans, pick up trucks, working some low paying job, and red solo cups.


Riding down a dirt road, with a cooler full of beer, with hip hop playing on the radio, hands in the air, tail gates down, etc.
Posted by Tigertown in ATL
Georgia foothills
Member since Sep 2009
30428 posts
Posted on 7/18/16 at 9:49 am to
quote:

it's pandering 101 to rural/southern demographic



Disagree. The appeal is much broader than that.

quote:

Don't forget about torn up blue jeans, pick up trucks, working some low paying job, and red solo cups.


As bad as it is, some of those guys actually grew up like that, e.g. Luke Bryan.

Pussies they may be, but there isn't one of us here that wouldn't record crappy songs to make the kind of money they are making. Nobody is buying George, Conway and Merle.
Posted by Ace Midnight
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Posted on 7/18/16 at 10:48 am to
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As bad as it is, some of those guys actually grew up like that, e.g. Luke Bryan.


Meh. The music is all the same. It is essentially rural hip hop at this point.

Hell, I just wrote one:

"I got my tail gate down,

and Dr. Dre turn up,

heading down the road,

In my Chevy pickup

I got a cooler full of beer,

and freezer full of deer,

and I'm ready to PARTY,

for the weekend,

PARTY,

with all of my friends."


Boom. That's free. It's worth nothing. I have no idea why there are multiple stations in every southern market playing this shite instead of actual, literal country music.
This post was edited on 7/18/16 at 10:49 am
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
18343 posts
Posted on 7/18/16 at 10:52 am to
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Ace Midnight


Dude, you just found your calling.

You need to quit your job right now and move to Nashville. You've really got a knack for this country music thing.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
96254 posts
Posted on 7/18/16 at 10:58 am to
quote:

You've really got a knack for this country music thing.


Before I became one of those long-haired, rebel rock and rollers, I was raised on real, no shite, no kidding country music, baw.

Hank (Senior, not the boy)
Merle
Glen Campbell (my grandmother's favorite recording artist)
Cash
Willie
Waylon
Chet Atkins
Jerry Reed
Kenny Rogers
Dolly Parton
Patsy Cline



You know - "country" music. Not bad rock with a fiddle or bad hip hop with a twang.
Posted by PatDyesPants
Loachapoka, AL
Member since Jan 2016
3403 posts
Posted on 7/18/16 at 11:04 am to
I think people have been complaining about the downfall of country music for as long as it has existed

Meanwhile the money keeps pouring in.
Posted by Tigertown in ATL
Georgia foothills
Member since Sep 2009
30428 posts
Posted on 7/18/16 at 11:06 am to
quote:

Meh. The music is all the same. It is essentially rural hip hop at this point.


I agree. Doesn't change my point.

quote:

I have no idea why there are multiple stations in every southern market playing this shite instead of actual, literal country music.




Of course you do. People are buying it by the billions. If there was a market for "actual, literal country music" it would be out there.

not only southern markets.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
71200 posts
Posted on 7/18/16 at 11:18 am to
I think this is a chicken or the egg thing. I used to believe that modern country was just pandering to an audience, but then I did a little research into black culture pre-gangsta rap and hip hop.

What if the music isn't adapting to the market anymore? What if the market is being conditioned by the music rather than the other way around?

What if country music is purposefully glorifying a lifestyle to push rampant consumerism of the products of that lifestyle (BMC beers, chevy trucks, yeti coolers, ect)? What if rap and hiphop have been doing the same thing for 30 years?

What if the reason that most commercial radio sounds stale isn't because the market doesn't want anything else , but rather they are being conditioned to only know and buy "stale"?

Commercial radio is creating marketable "molds" for every person in the country to fit into complete with marketing for each mold. Rock is the most difficult genre to successfully commercialize due to its innate anti-establishment, and often anti-capitalist, message, that it has been routinely de-emphasized outside of classic stale rock radio.
This post was edited on 7/18/16 at 11:21 am
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
42612 posts
Posted on 7/18/16 at 11:20 am to
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What if the reason that most commercial radio sounds stale isn't because the market doesn't want anything else , but rather they are being conditioned to only know and buy "stale"?

That's what happens when one company owns 75% of the radio stations in the country.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 7/18/16 at 11:27 am to
quote:

it's pandering 101 to rural/southern demographic


Not really. I'll bet most fans are suburban teenage girls. That shite is popular amongst them everywhere.
Posted by VOLcano
Rocky Top
Member since Feb 2016
943 posts
Posted on 7/18/16 at 11:30 am to
Posted by BobBarker
Bompton
Member since Nov 2012
11893 posts
Posted on 7/18/16 at 11:52 am to
quote:

I think this is a chicken or the egg thing. I used to believe that modern country was just pandering to an audience, but then I did a little research into black culture pre-gangsta rap and hip hop.


That had way more to do with a thing called crack. Gangster rap was a byproduct of the crack epidemic. So as long as white people don't all get hooked on meth and the government doesn't give out crazy long sentences for minor possession of said meth, y'all will be fine.
Posted by randybobandy
NOLA
Member since Mar 2015
2200 posts
Posted on 7/18/16 at 12:49 pm to
I never thought about it like that. Crack and meth are probably the reason behind 99% of todays music sucking arse. And the reason I don't listen to the radio if I can help it. I was shopping with my child in a boot store and heard some Godawful song about someone who couldn't even bait a hook. it was the worst ear-diarrhea I've ever heard.
Posted by Chitter Chatter
In and Out of Consciousness
Member since Sep 2009
4667 posts
Posted on 7/18/16 at 1:44 pm to
quote:

What if the music isn't adapting to the market anymore? What if the market is being conditioned by the music rather than the other way around?


A lot of good thinking here kingbob.

If it gets played on stations, odds are it will become popular. So say if stations played the hell out of Simpson, Aaron Watson, Whiskey Myers, then it would become popular. It seems as if country is in a rut and hasn't moved much at all in the past few years. It is the same stuff by almost every artist.
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