Made the mistake of getting Taylor Swift tickets

In Dallas I take it? GF is down there seeing her, got lucky and didn't have to go

You're just old.

just had to get that off your chest?

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You're just old.

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exactly what i was thinking reading that description

high wasted diapers? you mean the shite girls have been wearing for the past year now?

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Unless you think rail thin girls with no arse or tits are hot

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Yes, yes I do. Now shut your whore mouth, sir.

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Taylor swift is not hot.

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Disagree.

She has a pretty face and nice legs. She just needs to eat a couple of smothered pork chop plate lunches and buy a push up bra.

Yeah, what a dog.

I do agree with you on the high-waisted outfits, though

Sorry you gots the ghey

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high wasted diapers? you mean the shite girls have been wearing for the past year now?

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Heh. I hate high waisted shorts. We're not alone. This article has some pretty hilarious quotes about them:

“They’re the absolute worst. It’s like a girl is trying too hard to be trendy in those. It looks like she decided to keep pulling up her shorts just because. I’d immediately try to rip those off of my girlfriend if she was wearing them. Not in the ‘oh rip these off and do me’
way. Like ‘seriously, take those f*cking shorts off.'”
-Andy, 31

“Very rarely have I seen a girl in high-waisted shorts and been into it at all. For the most part, I think they make girls look like misshapen science experiments that’d you find in Sid from Toy Story’s bedroom. But hey, if they make you feel pretty, keep on wearing those diaper shorts.
-Aaron, 25

“It’s the worst trend I’ve ever seen. The idea to actually make your arse look ‘worse’ is beyond my sense of knowledge. Do ANY guys like this trend?”


“They’re boner killers. They are the granny panties of pants. Literally nobody can pull them off. They look as off-balanced as an uncircumcised penis. Girls that wear them literally look like they smell bad. I always just assume that girls who wear high-waisted shorts are rocking the old-school, nude-colored, belly button-touching granny panties underneath.”
-Nick, 36

“I thought broads wanted to wear clothing that was flattering. Then again I don’t know much about what women want. I haven’t seen the movie in a while and have the least matched Tinder profile in history. They aren’t shorts, they’re abominations. No, guy has ever thought, ‘You know what would make this girl more attractive? High waisted, vagina suffocating, belly button hiding shorts.’ And we all know that girls should base their lives on changing what they want in order to please us. That is just a basic recipe for female happiness. #Fact.”
-Neal, 33

“I hate them more than cancer.”
-Jake, 31

“I really see them as fat hiders. Never seen them on a girl in great shape.”
-Nick, 29

“I think it’s an opportunity for flat-assed young girls to try and appear to have a bigger butt, but it’s false advertisement. Like Spanx in a different kind of way. They’re so stupid. If a girl is wearing them and she has a gorgeous face, great body, big butt, whatever it may be, I’m seriously not interested because of her choice to wear them. HATE THEM.”
-Matt, 27

“High-waisted shorts. In what level of hell is this look attractive? What goes through a woman’s mind when she puts on these Cellulite Showcasers: ‘Yoga pants make my arse look phenomenal, so I’ll throw on these Denim Disasters to give myself a nice cigarette smoker’s butt.’ There was a time when these Fart Filters were contained only to the hipster community, but much like the Ebola virus, its spreading fast and we’re all fricked. Ladies, do yourselves (and every guy you walk past) a solid and get a second mirror. Take a peek at your backside in these shorts; if you skipped the gym even once, these shorts will tell on you.”
-Jon, 32


“They completely cover the arse and stomach –the things girls work so hard to shape…or to hide with high-waisted shorts they pulled out of my mom’s attic. What happened to 2002 and the glory days when Christina Aguilera got dirrty rocking her ‘tight hip-huggers, low for sure’? I miss that shite.”
-Nick, 33

“If a girl is tall and has long legs she can totally rock high-waisted shorts, but when short girls with short torsos wear them they look like a baby in a diaper. And high-waisted SKIRTS make girls butts long and flat. Anaconda don’t want none. However, high-waisted shorts were designed to hold the new iPhone 6+ comfortably in the back pocket.”
-Brandon, 32

“Part of your back is in your shorts? WTF? They have the ability of making even the hottest girls look bad. Mom butt. This must be stopped.”
Justin, 39