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Let's analyze a modern 'country' song...

Posted on 5/8/13 at 7:15 pm
Posted by jimbeam
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Posted on 5/8/13 at 7:15 pm
germans, yesweknow, yada yada....let's actually type dis bitch out and make fun of some people

Let's look at Florida Georgia Line's #1 hit single "Get your shine on"


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Strawberry shimmer on hot lips,
Silver buckle hangin' off her hips.
I bet she's a real cowgirl
quote:

I sparkle when she smiles.
:|
quote:

Shinedown on the radio dial.
this is a country song right?
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Homemade jar o' lemon drop, take a sip.
you mean sweet tea amirite?
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Don't stop girl, you know I love it when you get your shine on!
'Cause you and me be rocking all night long!
Summer sky drippin' rhinestones,
Turn your party lights on,
Baby get your shine on - shine on!

Baby get your shine on!
can come straight out of a "pop" song
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Silverado, candy painted,
no....
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Ray Bans, got the whole world shaded
oh yea bruh
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Chrome piece tucked in the console,
yea i'm pretty badass
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Riding high, roll up on the down low.
Feeling lucky, got hooked up with some Kentucky clear.
i am like such....a badass
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So slide that little sugar shaker over here...
And get your shine on!
'Cause you and me be rocking all night long!
Summer sky drippin' rhinestones,
Turn your party lights on,
Baby get your shine on - shine on!
again...an nsync song
Baby get your shine on!

quote:

Homemade jar o' lemon drop take a sip.
you mean that sweet tea you made earlier?
quote:

Don't stop girl, you know I love it when you get your shine on!
'Cause you and me be rocking all night long!
Summer sky drippin' rhinestones,
Turn your party lights on,
Baby get your shine on - shine on!
Baby get your shine on!
or was it backstreet boys?













Posted by TheDoc
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Posted on 5/8/13 at 7:30 pm to
country music ya'll!
Posted by Kafka
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Posted on 5/8/13 at 7:33 pm to
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 5/8/13 at 7:45 pm to
frick 90% of new country
Posted by laxer17
NOLA
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 5/8/13 at 8:24 pm to
A lot of country music is like this
Posted by Jim Rockford
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Posted on 5/8/13 at 9:29 pm to
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 5/8/13 at 10:27 pm to
When I first heard 'Mr. Mom' I knew that I was done with new country music.

Can anyone, anywhere, at anytime, imagine Waylon Jennings singing a pussy song like that?
Posted by 225bred
COYS
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 5/8/13 at 10:56 pm to
I clicked on this thread not expecting much bc I hate most all of country music in general, but your post had me .
I've never heard that song, and dont plan to, but those lyrics are as pop as it gets.
Posted by blkhawktiger
Glad All Over
Member since Nov 2011
2014 posts
Posted on 5/8/13 at 11:03 pm to
There's a few out there giving it a go that are worth it... But only a select few.

Turnpike Troubadours being what comes to mind as damn good modern country
Posted by 225bred
COYS
Member since Jun 2011
20386 posts
Posted on 5/8/13 at 11:09 pm to
The only country I ever listen to(and its on rare occasion) is stuff I heard my mom always play when I was a kid..Garth Brooks, George strait, Waylon Jennings..
I feel like folk music is as close to country that I can get to
Posted by poochie
Houma, la
Member since Apr 2007
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Posted on 5/9/13 at 6:15 am to
I downloaded FGL's latest album. It's basically a rap cd.

Kip Moore and Eric Church have done me right with recent album purchases, though.
Posted by TheDoc
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Posted on 5/9/13 at 7:18 am to
225bred, check out American aquarium

LINK
Posted by Flair Chops
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Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 5/9/13 at 7:20 am to
i don't know what song that is, but i'll bet a pinky it will never find its way into my collection.

bama and beer probably loves it
Posted by TheDoc
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Member since Dec 2005
99297 posts
Posted on 5/9/13 at 7:23 am to
Man, frick all that Nashville pop.

Gimme something real and honest.

Not pop music.
Posted by Flair Chops
to the west, my soul is bound
Member since Nov 2010
35572 posts
Posted on 5/9/13 at 7:43 am to
Well, that old scene is always comin to me
I see you standin with your husband and your child
And you’re a picture of strength, and grace and beauty
And me I’m just a fool in a super market aisle
Well I, well know hello would surely end up awkward
I never had the knack for talkin any way
You’re not the kind for bending over backwards
Smile and turn my shopping cart around and walk away
Posted by TheDoc
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Posted on 5/9/13 at 8:04 am to
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This post was edited on 5/9/13 at 8:05 am
Posted by TheDoc
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Posted on 5/9/13 at 8:04 am to
Cory Branan - whiskey grove


My name is Miguel Simone
A man who walked it alone
At least that's what it says on the stone under the sycamore
My mother was dead by the time I was born
In the black of my eyes the gypsy nurse warned
She could already see my path torn between the sun and the moon
So I walked it and I walked it straight
Until I passed through so many a gate
That not even the blame and the hate of my father could follow
So roll me into my last shallow bed
Use carpenter tacks in the lid
Waste not the silk on my head my lover has wove
See that no roses touch my grave
No prayers to a god I never forgave
No final wishes, save that you
Bury my body and me down by Whiskey Grove
I once knew the love of a wife
Sometimes the nectar, sometimes the knife
But it always seemed that my life was lived alongside of things
Three children born one hot July
She clutched the one that did not die
The heat and the light just passed by as I carried the other two -
I still carry the other two
I've seen the place where the daylight was killed
And the blood of a blue moon lay spilled
Where hearts go quiet, memory stilled, rest is bestowed
It's a place where the cup passeth over for good
And even Jesus would've hid if he could
In that forsaken stretch of wood they call Whiskey Grove
My name is Miguel Simone
A man who walked it alone
At least that's what it says on my stone under the sycamore
Posted by Delacroix
Member since Oct 2008
3985 posts
Posted on 5/9/13 at 8:29 am to
quote:

Well, that old scene is always comin to me
I see you standin with your husband and your child
And you’re a picture of strength, and grace and beauty
And me I’m just a fool in a super market aisle
Well I, well know hello would surely end up awkward
I never had the knack for talkin any way
You’re not the kind for bending over backwards
Smile and turn my shopping cart around and walk away


Awesome song, cant wait to see them live
Posted by L Boogie
Texas
Member since Jul 2009
5048 posts
Posted on 5/9/13 at 9:02 am to
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Awesome song, cant wait to see them live


You will not be disappointed
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
57219 posts
Posted on 5/9/13 at 9:05 am to
Country music, if you want to call it that, is no longer "the white man's blues."
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