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re: Great Lyrics. Period.
Posted on 1/26/14 at 1:06 am to OldTigahFot
Posted on 1/26/14 at 1:06 am to OldTigahFot
Straight to Hell- The Clash
If you can play on the fiddle
How's about a British jig and reel?
Speaking King's English in quotation
As railhead towns feel the steel mills rust water froze
In the generation
Clear as winter ice
This is your paradise
There ain't no need for ya
Go straight to hell boys
Y'wanna join in a chorus
Of the Amerasian blues?
When it's Christmas out in Ho Chi Minh City
Kiddie say papa papa papa papa-san take me home
See me got photo photo
Photograph of you
Mamma Mamma Mamma-san
Of you and Mamma Mamma Mamma-san
Lemme tell ya 'bout your blood bamboo kid.
It ain't Coca-Cola it's rice.
Straight to hell
Oh Papa-san
Please take me home
Oh Papa-san
Everybody they wanna go home
So Mamma-san says
You wanna play mind-crazed banjo
On the druggy-drag ragtime U.S.A.?
In Parkland International
Hah! Junkiedom U.S.A.
Where procaine proves the purest rock man groove
and rat poison
The volatile Molatov says-
PSSST...
HEY CHICO WE GOT A MESSAGE FOR YA...
VAMOS VAMOS MUCHACHO
FROM ALPHABET CITY ALL THE WAY A TO Z, DEAD, HEAD
Go straight to hell
Can you really cough it up loud and strong
The immigrants
They wanna sing all night long
It could be anywhere
Most likely could be any frontier
Any hemisphere
No man's land and there ain't no asylum here
King Solomon he never lived round here
Go straight to hell boys
If you can play on the fiddle
How's about a British jig and reel?
Speaking King's English in quotation
As railhead towns feel the steel mills rust water froze
In the generation
Clear as winter ice
This is your paradise
There ain't no need for ya
Go straight to hell boys
Y'wanna join in a chorus
Of the Amerasian blues?
When it's Christmas out in Ho Chi Minh City
Kiddie say papa papa papa papa-san take me home
See me got photo photo
Photograph of you
Mamma Mamma Mamma-san
Of you and Mamma Mamma Mamma-san
Lemme tell ya 'bout your blood bamboo kid.
It ain't Coca-Cola it's rice.
Straight to hell
Oh Papa-san
Please take me home
Oh Papa-san
Everybody they wanna go home
So Mamma-san says
You wanna play mind-crazed banjo
On the druggy-drag ragtime U.S.A.?
In Parkland International
Hah! Junkiedom U.S.A.
Where procaine proves the purest rock man groove
and rat poison
The volatile Molatov says-
PSSST...
HEY CHICO WE GOT A MESSAGE FOR YA...
VAMOS VAMOS MUCHACHO
FROM ALPHABET CITY ALL THE WAY A TO Z, DEAD, HEAD
Go straight to hell
Can you really cough it up loud and strong
The immigrants
They wanna sing all night long
It could be anywhere
Most likely could be any frontier
Any hemisphere
No man's land and there ain't no asylum here
King Solomon he never lived round here
Go straight to hell boys
Posted on 1/26/14 at 6:04 am to Dandy Lion
[Tupac]
I ain't got no motherfricking friends
That's why I fricked your bitch
You fat motherfricker (Take Money)
West Side
Bad Boy Killers (Take Money)
You know who the realist is
niggas we bring it to (Take Money)
(ha ha, that's alright)
First off, frick your bitch
And the clique you claim
West side when we ride
Come equipped with game
You claim to be a player
But I fricked your wife
We bust on Bad Boys
niggas frick for Life
Plus Puffy tryin' to see me weak
Hearts I rip
Biggie Smalls and Junior Mafia
Some mark arse bitches
We keep on coming
While we running for your jewels
Steady gunning
Keep on busting at them fools
You know the rules
Little Ceasar go ask you homie
How I'll leave you
Cut your young arse up
See you in pieces
Now be deceased
Little Kim,
Don't frick around with real G's
Quick to snatch your ugly arse, off the streets
So frick peace
I'll let them niggas know
It's on for Life
Don't let the west side
Ride the night (ha ha)
Bad Boys murdered on Wax and kill
frick with me
And get your caps peeled
You know, see
[Chorus:]
Grab your glocks when you see 2pac
Call the cops when you see 2pac, uh
Who shot me,
But your punks didn't finish
Now you 'bout to feel the wrath of a menace
****, I hit 'em up
Check this out
You motherfrickers know what time it is
I don't even know why I'm on this track
You all niggas ain't even on my level
I'm going to let my little homies
Ride on you
bitch made arse Bad Boys bitches
(ah yo, yo, hold the frick up)
Get out the way yo
Get out the way yo
Biggie Smalls just got dropped
Little move pass the mac
And let me hit 'em in his back
Frank White needs to get spanked right
For setting traps
Little accident murderers
And I ain't never heard of you
Poisonous gats attack when I'm serving you
Spank the shank
Your whole style when I gank
Guard your rank
'cause I'm a slam your arse in a pang
Puffy weaker than a frickin' block
I'm running through ****
And I'm smoking Junior Mafia
In front of you ****
With the ready power
Tucked in my Guess
Under my Eddie Bauer
Your clout petty sour
I push packages ever hour
I hit 'em up
[Chorus]
Peep how we do it
Keep it real
Its penitentiary steel
This ain't no freestyle battle
All you niggas getting killed
With your mouths open
Tryin' to come up off of me
You in the clouds hoping
Smoking dope
It's like a Sherm high
niggas think they learned to fly
But they burn motherfricker you deserve to die
Talking about you Getting Money
But it's funny to me
All you niggas living bummy
While you fricking with me?
I'm a self made Millionaire
Thug livin', out of prison
Pistols in the Air (Air) (Ha Ha)
Biggie remember when I use to let you sleep on the couch
And beg the bitch to let you sleep in the house
Now it's all about Versace
You copied my style
Five shots couldn't drop me
I took it and smiled
Now I'm back to set the record straight
With my A-K
I'm still the thug that you love to hate
Motherfricker I'll Hit 'Em Up
I'm from N E W Jers.
Where plenty of murder occurs
No points to come
We bring drama to all you herds
Now go check the scenario
Little Ceas'
I'll bring you fake G's to your knees
Coppin' pleas in de Janeiro
Little Kim is you
Coked up or doped up
Get your little Junior Whopper clique smoked up
What the frick?
Is you stupid?
I take money,
crash and mash through Brooklyn
With my clique looting, shooting, and polluting your block
With fifteen shot,
Cocked glock to your knot
Outlaw Mafia clique moving up another notch
And your Pop stars popped and get mopped and dropped
And all your fake arse east coast props
Brainstormed and locked
You's a beat biter
Pac style taker
I'll tell you to your face, you ain't shite but a faker
Soften than Alize with a chaser
'bout to get murdered for the paper
E.D. I mean post the scene of the caper
Like a loc, with little Ceas' in a choke (uh)
Toting smoke, we ain't no motherfrickin' joke
Thug Life, niggas better be known
Be approaching
In the wide open, gun smoking
No need for hoping
It's a battle lost
I gottem crossed as soon as the funk is bopping off
****, I hit 'em up
Now you tell me who won
I see them, they run (ha ha)
They don't wanna see us
Whole Junior Mafia clique
Dressing up trying to be us
How the frick they gonna be the Mob?
When we always on out job
We millionaire's
Killing ain't fair
But somebody got to do it
Oh yah Mobb Deep (uh)
You wanna frick with us
You Little young arse motherfrickers
Don't one of you niggas got sickle-cell or something
You're fricking with me, ****?
You frick around and catch a seizure or a heart-attack
You better back the frick up
Before you get smacked the frick up
This is how we do it on our side
Any of you niggas from New York that want to bring it,
Bring it.
But we ain't singing,
We bringing drama
frick you and your mother fricking mama.
We're gonna kill all you mother frickers.
Now when I came out, I told you it was just about biggie.
Then everybody had to open their mouth with a mother fricking opinion
Well this is how we gonna' do this:
frick Mobb Deep,
frick Biggie,
frick Bad Boy as a staff, record label, and as a mother fricking crew.
And if you want to be down with Bad Boy,
Then frick you too.
Chino XL, frick you too.
All you mother frickers,
frick you too.
(take money, take money)
All of y'all mother frickers,
frick you, die slow motherfricker.
My four four (.44 magnum) make sure all your kids don't grow.
You motherfrickers can't be us or see us.
We mother frickin' Thug Life riders.
West Side till' we die.
Out here in California, ****
We warned ya'
We'll bomb on you mother frickers.
We do our job.
You think you the mob, ****, we the motherfrickin' mob
Ain't nothing but killers
And the real niggas, all you motherfrickers feel us.
Our shite goes triple and four quadruple
You niggas laugh 'cause our staff got guns under they motherfrickin' belts
You know how it is and we drop records they felt
You niggas can't feel it
We the realist
frick 'em.
We Bad Boy killers.
I ain't got no motherfricking friends
That's why I fricked your bitch
You fat motherfricker (Take Money)
West Side
Bad Boy Killers (Take Money)
You know who the realist is
niggas we bring it to (Take Money)
(ha ha, that's alright)
First off, frick your bitch
And the clique you claim
West side when we ride
Come equipped with game
You claim to be a player
But I fricked your wife
We bust on Bad Boys
niggas frick for Life
Plus Puffy tryin' to see me weak
Hearts I rip
Biggie Smalls and Junior Mafia
Some mark arse bitches
We keep on coming
While we running for your jewels
Steady gunning
Keep on busting at them fools
You know the rules
Little Ceasar go ask you homie
How I'll leave you
Cut your young arse up
See you in pieces
Now be deceased
Little Kim,
Don't frick around with real G's
Quick to snatch your ugly arse, off the streets
So frick peace
I'll let them niggas know
It's on for Life
Don't let the west side
Ride the night (ha ha)
Bad Boys murdered on Wax and kill
frick with me
And get your caps peeled
You know, see
[Chorus:]
Grab your glocks when you see 2pac
Call the cops when you see 2pac, uh
Who shot me,
But your punks didn't finish
Now you 'bout to feel the wrath of a menace
****, I hit 'em up
Check this out
You motherfrickers know what time it is
I don't even know why I'm on this track
You all niggas ain't even on my level
I'm going to let my little homies
Ride on you
bitch made arse Bad Boys bitches
(ah yo, yo, hold the frick up)
Get out the way yo
Get out the way yo
Biggie Smalls just got dropped
Little move pass the mac
And let me hit 'em in his back
Frank White needs to get spanked right
For setting traps
Little accident murderers
And I ain't never heard of you
Poisonous gats attack when I'm serving you
Spank the shank
Your whole style when I gank
Guard your rank
'cause I'm a slam your arse in a pang
Puffy weaker than a frickin' block
I'm running through ****
And I'm smoking Junior Mafia
In front of you ****
With the ready power
Tucked in my Guess
Under my Eddie Bauer
Your clout petty sour
I push packages ever hour
I hit 'em up
[Chorus]
Peep how we do it
Keep it real
Its penitentiary steel
This ain't no freestyle battle
All you niggas getting killed
With your mouths open
Tryin' to come up off of me
You in the clouds hoping
Smoking dope
It's like a Sherm high
niggas think they learned to fly
But they burn motherfricker you deserve to die
Talking about you Getting Money
But it's funny to me
All you niggas living bummy
While you fricking with me?
I'm a self made Millionaire
Thug livin', out of prison
Pistols in the Air (Air) (Ha Ha)
Biggie remember when I use to let you sleep on the couch
And beg the bitch to let you sleep in the house
Now it's all about Versace
You copied my style
Five shots couldn't drop me
I took it and smiled
Now I'm back to set the record straight
With my A-K
I'm still the thug that you love to hate
Motherfricker I'll Hit 'Em Up
I'm from N E W Jers.
Where plenty of murder occurs
No points to come
We bring drama to all you herds
Now go check the scenario
Little Ceas'
I'll bring you fake G's to your knees
Coppin' pleas in de Janeiro
Little Kim is you
Coked up or doped up
Get your little Junior Whopper clique smoked up
What the frick?
Is you stupid?
I take money,
crash and mash through Brooklyn
With my clique looting, shooting, and polluting your block
With fifteen shot,
Cocked glock to your knot
Outlaw Mafia clique moving up another notch
And your Pop stars popped and get mopped and dropped
And all your fake arse east coast props
Brainstormed and locked
You's a beat biter
Pac style taker
I'll tell you to your face, you ain't shite but a faker
Soften than Alize with a chaser
'bout to get murdered for the paper
E.D. I mean post the scene of the caper
Like a loc, with little Ceas' in a choke (uh)
Toting smoke, we ain't no motherfrickin' joke
Thug Life, niggas better be known
Be approaching
In the wide open, gun smoking
No need for hoping
It's a battle lost
I gottem crossed as soon as the funk is bopping off
****, I hit 'em up
Now you tell me who won
I see them, they run (ha ha)
They don't wanna see us
Whole Junior Mafia clique
Dressing up trying to be us
How the frick they gonna be the Mob?
When we always on out job
We millionaire's
Killing ain't fair
But somebody got to do it
Oh yah Mobb Deep (uh)
You wanna frick with us
You Little young arse motherfrickers
Don't one of you niggas got sickle-cell or something
You're fricking with me, ****?
You frick around and catch a seizure or a heart-attack
You better back the frick up
Before you get smacked the frick up
This is how we do it on our side
Any of you niggas from New York that want to bring it,
Bring it.
But we ain't singing,
We bringing drama
frick you and your mother fricking mama.
We're gonna kill all you mother frickers.
Now when I came out, I told you it was just about biggie.
Then everybody had to open their mouth with a mother fricking opinion
Well this is how we gonna' do this:
frick Mobb Deep,
frick Biggie,
frick Bad Boy as a staff, record label, and as a mother fricking crew.
And if you want to be down with Bad Boy,
Then frick you too.
Chino XL, frick you too.
All you mother frickers,
frick you too.
(take money, take money)
All of y'all mother frickers,
frick you, die slow motherfricker.
My four four (.44 magnum) make sure all your kids don't grow.
You motherfrickers can't be us or see us.
We mother frickin' Thug Life riders.
West Side till' we die.
Out here in California, ****
We warned ya'
We'll bomb on you mother frickers.
We do our job.
You think you the mob, ****, we the motherfrickin' mob
Ain't nothing but killers
And the real niggas, all you motherfrickers feel us.
Our shite goes triple and four quadruple
You niggas laugh 'cause our staff got guns under they motherfrickin' belts
You know how it is and we drop records they felt
You niggas can't feel it
We the realist
frick 'em.
We Bad Boy killers.
Posted on 1/26/14 at 10:04 am to OldTigahFot
quote:
Johny's in the basement
Mixing up the medicine
I'm on the pavement
Thinking about the government
An old friend of mine used to say this was one of the first rap songs.
RIP, Don
Posted on 1/26/14 at 12:23 pm to FightinTigersDammit
[link=(www.youtube.com/watch?v=YW3Y_YvP_jw?)]Porcupine Tree - Fear Of A Blank Planet[/link]
Sunlight coming through the haze
No gaps in the blind
To let it inside
The bed is unmade
Some music still plays
TV, yeah it's always on
A flicker on the screen
A movie actress screams
I'm basking in the shite flowing out of it
I'm stoned in the mall again
Terminally bored
Shuffling round the stores
And shoplifting is getting so last year's thing
X-box is a god to me
A finger on the switch
My mother is a bitch
My father gave up ever trying to talk to me
Don't try engaging me
The vaguest of shrugs
The prescription drugs
You'll never find
A person inside
My face is Mogadon
Curiosity
Has given up on me
I'm tuning out desires
The pills are on the rise
How can I be sure I'm here?
The pills that I've been taking confuse me
I need to know that someone sees that
There's nothing left I simply am not here
I'm through with pornography
The acting is lame
The action is tame
Explicitly dull
Arousal annulled
Your mouth should be boarded up
Talking all day
With nothing to say
Your shallow proclamations
All misinformation
My friend says he wants to die
He's in a band
They sound like Pearl Jam
The clothes are all black
The music is crap
In school I don't concentrate
And sex is kinda fun
But just another one
Of all the empty ways
Of using up a day
How can I be sure I'm here?
The pills that I've been taking confuse me
I need to know that someone sees that
There's nothing left I simply am not here
Bipolar disorder
Can't deal with the boredom
You don't try to be liked
You don't mind
You feel no sun
You steal a gun
To kill time
You're somewhere, you're nowhere
You don't care
You catch the breeze
You still the leaves
So now where?
Sunlight coming through the haze
No gaps in the blind
To let it inside
The bed is unmade
Some music still plays
TV, yeah it's always on
A flicker on the screen
A movie actress screams
I'm basking in the shite flowing out of it
I'm stoned in the mall again
Terminally bored
Shuffling round the stores
And shoplifting is getting so last year's thing
X-box is a god to me
A finger on the switch
My mother is a bitch
My father gave up ever trying to talk to me
Don't try engaging me
The vaguest of shrugs
The prescription drugs
You'll never find
A person inside
My face is Mogadon
Curiosity
Has given up on me
I'm tuning out desires
The pills are on the rise
How can I be sure I'm here?
The pills that I've been taking confuse me
I need to know that someone sees that
There's nothing left I simply am not here
I'm through with pornography
The acting is lame
The action is tame
Explicitly dull
Arousal annulled
Your mouth should be boarded up
Talking all day
With nothing to say
Your shallow proclamations
All misinformation
My friend says he wants to die
He's in a band
They sound like Pearl Jam
The clothes are all black
The music is crap
In school I don't concentrate
And sex is kinda fun
But just another one
Of all the empty ways
Of using up a day
How can I be sure I'm here?
The pills that I've been taking confuse me
I need to know that someone sees that
There's nothing left I simply am not here
Bipolar disorder
Can't deal with the boredom
You don't try to be liked
You don't mind
You feel no sun
You steal a gun
To kill time
You're somewhere, you're nowhere
You don't care
You catch the breeze
You still the leaves
So now where?
Posted on 1/26/14 at 12:41 pm to Emiliooo
quote:
Lil Boosie - They Dykin
Seriously my favorite Boosie song. "They lock up like a crab" slays me each time.
Posted on 1/26/14 at 2:00 pm to Matisyeezy
Son Volt - Tear Stained Eye (Jay Farrar)
Walking down Main Street
Getting to know the concrete
Looking for a purpose
From a neon sign
I would meet you anywhere
The western sun meets the air
We'll hit the road
Never looking behind
Can you deny
There's nothing greater
Nothing more than
The traveling hands of time
St. Genevieve can hold back the water
Saints don't bother
With the tear stained eye
Seeing traces
Of the stars that came before
Hitting the pavement
Still asking for more
When the hours don't move along
Worn out wood and familiar songs
To hear your voice is not enough
It's more than a shame
Can you deny
There's nothing greater
Nothing more than
The traveling hands of time
St. Genevieve can hold back the water
Saints don't bother
With the tear stained eye
Like a man said
Rode hard and put away wet
Throw away the bad news
Just put it to rest
If learning is living
And the truth is a state of mind
You'll find it's better
At the end of the line
Can you deny
There's nothing greater
Nothing more than
The traveling hands of time
St. Genevieve can hold back the water
Saints don't bother
With the tear stained eye
Walking down Main Street
Getting to know the concrete
Looking for a purpose
From a neon sign
I would meet you anywhere
The western sun meets the air
We'll hit the road
Never looking behind
Can you deny
There's nothing greater
Nothing more than
The traveling hands of time
St. Genevieve can hold back the water
Saints don't bother
With the tear stained eye
Seeing traces
Of the stars that came before
Hitting the pavement
Still asking for more
When the hours don't move along
Worn out wood and familiar songs
To hear your voice is not enough
It's more than a shame
Can you deny
There's nothing greater
Nothing more than
The traveling hands of time
St. Genevieve can hold back the water
Saints don't bother
With the tear stained eye
Like a man said
Rode hard and put away wet
Throw away the bad news
Just put it to rest
If learning is living
And the truth is a state of mind
You'll find it's better
At the end of the line
Can you deny
There's nothing greater
Nothing more than
The traveling hands of time
St. Genevieve can hold back the water
Saints don't bother
With the tear stained eye
Posted on 1/26/14 at 2:29 pm to OldTigahFot
Know Your Rights- The Clash
This is a public service announcement........
With guitar
Know your rights all 3 of them
I say
Number 1: You have the right not to be killed
Murder is a CRIME!
Unless it was done by a
Policeman or aristocrat
Number 2: You have the right to food money
Providing of course you
Don't mind a little
Humiliation, investigation
And if you cross your fingers
Rehabilitation
Wang! Young offenders! Know your rights
Number 3: You have the right to freeeee
Speech as long as you're not
Dumb enough to actually try it.
Know your rights
These are your rights
All 3 of 'em
It has been suggested
In some quarters that this is not enough!
Well..............................
Get off the streets
Get off the streets
Run
You don't have a home to go to
Smush
Finally then I will read you your rights
You have the right to remain silent
You are warned that anything you say
Can and will be taken down
And used as evidence against you
Listen to this
Run
This is a public service announcement........
With guitar
Know your rights all 3 of them
I say
Number 1: You have the right not to be killed
Murder is a CRIME!
Unless it was done by a
Policeman or aristocrat
Number 2: You have the right to food money
Providing of course you
Don't mind a little
Humiliation, investigation
And if you cross your fingers
Rehabilitation
Wang! Young offenders! Know your rights
Number 3: You have the right to freeeee
Speech as long as you're not
Dumb enough to actually try it.
Know your rights
These are your rights
All 3 of 'em
It has been suggested
In some quarters that this is not enough!
Well..............................
Get off the streets
Get off the streets
Run
You don't have a home to go to
Smush
Finally then I will read you your rights
You have the right to remain silent
You are warned that anything you say
Can and will be taken down
And used as evidence against you
Listen to this
Run
Posted on 1/26/14 at 5:07 pm to Dandy Lion
Well, I bet you never guessed
When you came to the show
You'd be getting on the bus with me
And doing some blow
Your mama's in the parking lot
And looking for you
She's gonna find you when I'm done
All covered with goo
Ooooooh, mama's little girl got all sticky
Hair on your nipples
Zits on your box
In Oklahoma city
You're considered a fox
What did you have to do
For that backstage pass
'Cause I found a Poison laminate inside of your arse
So come on pretty baby
Suck my balls all night
The driver says we're leaving
Come morning light
Spit out that retainer and do me right
Oooh, come on pretty baby, suck my balls all night
*slurping noises*
Yeah that's it
Aaah, you're a good girl
I wanna thank you for the loving
That you spread over me
I'll be singing about you
On the next CD
And you won't have to wonder
If you caught VD
You'll be screaming my name
When you sit down to pee
Hey Michael Starr you motherfricker
Whoa, whoa
So come on pretty baby
Suck my balls all night
I'm hopped on Cialis
And you're high as a kite
I know it tastes infected
But I think it's alright
Oooh, come on pretty baby, suck my balls all night
All around the world
There's a hundred billion stupid girls
Just like you
Just begging for nuts to chew
So come on pretty baby
Suck my balls all night
Your daddy's looking for me
And he's ready to fight
The Driver says we're leaving
Come morning light
Oooh, come on pretty baby, suck my balls all night
So come on pretty baby
Suck my balls all night
I'm hopped up on Cialis
And you're high as a kite
I know it tastes infected
But I think it's alright
Oooh, come on pretty baby, suck my balls all night
Come on pretty baby
Suck my balls all night
The driver says we're leaving
Come morning light
Spit out that retainer
And do me right
Oooh, come on pretty baby, suck my balls all night
So come on pretty baby
Suck my balls all night
*slurping noises*
Suck it bitch
*fart*
Steel Panther - Girl From Oklahoma
When you came to the show
You'd be getting on the bus with me
And doing some blow
Your mama's in the parking lot
And looking for you
She's gonna find you when I'm done
All covered with goo
Ooooooh, mama's little girl got all sticky
Hair on your nipples
Zits on your box
In Oklahoma city
You're considered a fox
What did you have to do
For that backstage pass
'Cause I found a Poison laminate inside of your arse
So come on pretty baby
Suck my balls all night
The driver says we're leaving
Come morning light
Spit out that retainer and do me right
Oooh, come on pretty baby, suck my balls all night
*slurping noises*
Yeah that's it
Aaah, you're a good girl
I wanna thank you for the loving
That you spread over me
I'll be singing about you
On the next CD
And you won't have to wonder
If you caught VD
You'll be screaming my name
When you sit down to pee
Hey Michael Starr you motherfricker
Whoa, whoa
So come on pretty baby
Suck my balls all night
I'm hopped on Cialis
And you're high as a kite
I know it tastes infected
But I think it's alright
Oooh, come on pretty baby, suck my balls all night
All around the world
There's a hundred billion stupid girls
Just like you
Just begging for nuts to chew
So come on pretty baby
Suck my balls all night
Your daddy's looking for me
And he's ready to fight
The Driver says we're leaving
Come morning light
Oooh, come on pretty baby, suck my balls all night
So come on pretty baby
Suck my balls all night
I'm hopped up on Cialis
And you're high as a kite
I know it tastes infected
But I think it's alright
Oooh, come on pretty baby, suck my balls all night
Come on pretty baby
Suck my balls all night
The driver says we're leaving
Come morning light
Spit out that retainer
And do me right
Oooh, come on pretty baby, suck my balls all night
So come on pretty baby
Suck my balls all night
*slurping noises*
Suck it bitch
*fart*
Steel Panther - Girl From Oklahoma
This post was edited on 1/26/14 at 5:09 pm
Posted on 1/26/14 at 5:17 pm to Sayre
So you're big and kinda hairy
Like a monkey at the zoo
I don't care if you're a monkey
With an arse that's red and blue
Cause I'm gonna frick you doggy-style
The way chihuahuas do
But I got one request
That I just have to ask of you
Turn out the lights
Before you suck my dick
Someone beat you with an ugly stick
I wanna frick, but you make me sick, so
Turn out the lights, Turn out the lights
So you think that I'm a loser
Cause I used to be in Jail
And I got my GED Diploma
Last week in the mail
Well at least a man can exercise
If he gets too fat
But I got news for you
Your face will always look like that
Turn out the lights
Before I take a ride
You don't seem to have a "good side"
Whip out a condom and the astro-glide
Turn out the lights Turn out the lights
I think I'm gonna hurl
Jesus Christ I hope that you're a girl
Open your mouth, baby, here come the pearls
Turn out the lights, Turn out the lights
Tell me when it's over
Please tell me you don't have VD
Thank god that it's over, yeah
Well we all have indiscretions
I think you're my BIGGEST yet
Had to roll you in some flour
Just to find where you were wet
Well this never would've happened
If I hadn't lost that bet
I wonder if our grand-kids
Will ask us how we met
Turn out the lights
Girl it's way to bright
I don't wanna look at your cellulite
There ain't nothing on your body that's tight
Turn out the lights, Turn out the lights
Before you take off your clothes
I wanna tie you up with some garden hose
Slap your tits and rub my balls on your nose
Turn out the lights, Turn out the lights
Before we do the deed
Before I cover your box with my seed
I'm gonna pound ya 'till ya fricking start to bleed, bitch
Turn out the lights, Turn out the lights
Steel Panther - Turn Out The Lights

Like a monkey at the zoo
I don't care if you're a monkey
With an arse that's red and blue
Cause I'm gonna frick you doggy-style
The way chihuahuas do
But I got one request
That I just have to ask of you
Turn out the lights
Before you suck my dick
Someone beat you with an ugly stick
I wanna frick, but you make me sick, so
Turn out the lights, Turn out the lights
So you think that I'm a loser
Cause I used to be in Jail
And I got my GED Diploma
Last week in the mail
Well at least a man can exercise
If he gets too fat
But I got news for you
Your face will always look like that
Turn out the lights
Before I take a ride
You don't seem to have a "good side"
Whip out a condom and the astro-glide
Turn out the lights Turn out the lights
I think I'm gonna hurl
Jesus Christ I hope that you're a girl
Open your mouth, baby, here come the pearls
Turn out the lights, Turn out the lights
Tell me when it's over
Please tell me you don't have VD
Thank god that it's over, yeah
Well we all have indiscretions
I think you're my BIGGEST yet
Had to roll you in some flour
Just to find where you were wet
Well this never would've happened
If I hadn't lost that bet
I wonder if our grand-kids
Will ask us how we met
Turn out the lights
Girl it's way to bright
I don't wanna look at your cellulite
There ain't nothing on your body that's tight
Turn out the lights, Turn out the lights
Before you take off your clothes
I wanna tie you up with some garden hose
Slap your tits and rub my balls on your nose
Turn out the lights, Turn out the lights
Before we do the deed
Before I cover your box with my seed
I'm gonna pound ya 'till ya fricking start to bleed, bitch
Turn out the lights, Turn out the lights
Steel Panther - Turn Out The Lights
Posted on 1/26/14 at 6:02 pm to Sayre
Home is where I want to be
Pick me up and turn me round
I feel numb - burn with a weak heart
(So I) guess I must be having fun
The less we say about it the better
Make it up as we go along
Feet on the ground
Head in the sky
It's ok I know nothing's wrong . . nothing
Hi yo I got plenty of time
Hi yo you got light in your eyes
And you're standing here beside me
I love the passing of time
Never for money
Always for love
Cover up say goodnight . . . say goodnight
Home - is where I want to be
But I guess I'm already there
I come home she lifted up her wings
Guess that this must be the place
I can't tell one from another
Did I find you, or you find me?
There was a time Before we were born
If someone asks, this where I'll be . . . where I'll be
Hi yo We drift in and out
Hi yo sing into my mouth
Out of all tose kinds of people
You got a face with a view
I'm just an animal looking for a home
Share the same space for a minute or two
And you love me till my heart stops
Love me till I'm dead
Eyes that light up, eyes look through you
Cover up the blank spots
Hit me on the head Ah ooh
This must be the place- Talking Heads
Pick me up and turn me round
I feel numb - burn with a weak heart
(So I) guess I must be having fun
The less we say about it the better
Make it up as we go along
Feet on the ground
Head in the sky
It's ok I know nothing's wrong . . nothing
Hi yo I got plenty of time
Hi yo you got light in your eyes
And you're standing here beside me
I love the passing of time
Never for money
Always for love
Cover up say goodnight . . . say goodnight
Home - is where I want to be
But I guess I'm already there
I come home she lifted up her wings
Guess that this must be the place
I can't tell one from another
Did I find you, or you find me?
There was a time Before we were born
If someone asks, this where I'll be . . . where I'll be
Hi yo We drift in and out
Hi yo sing into my mouth
Out of all tose kinds of people
You got a face with a view
I'm just an animal looking for a home
Share the same space for a minute or two
And you love me till my heart stops
Love me till I'm dead
Eyes that light up, eyes look through you
Cover up the blank spots
Hit me on the head Ah ooh
This must be the place- Talking Heads
Posted on 1/26/14 at 6:06 pm to K9
Surf's Up- The Beach Boys
A diamond necklace played the pawn
Hand in hand some drummed along, oh
To a handsome mannered baton
A blind class aristocracy
Back through the opera glass you see
The pit and the pendulum drawn
Columnated ruins domino
Canvass the town and brush the backdrop
Are you sleeping?
Hung velvet overtaken me
Dim chandelier awaken me
To a song dissolved in the dawn
The music hall a costly bow
The music all is lost for now
To a muted trumpeter swan
Columnated ruins domino
Canvass the town and brush the backdrop
Are you sleeping, Brother John?
Dove nested towers the hour was
Strike the street quicksilver moon
Carriage across the fog
Two-Step to lamp lights cellar tune
The laughs come hard in Auld Lang Syne
The glass was raised, the fired-roast
The fullness of the wine, the dim last toasting
While at port adieu or die
A choke of grief heart hardened I
Beyond belief a broken man too tough to cry
Surf's Up
Aboard a tidal wave
Come about hard and join
The young and often spring you gave
I heard the word
Wonderful thing
A children's song
Child, child, child, child, child
A child is the father of the man
Child, child, child, child, child
A child is the father of the man
A children's song
Have you listened as they played
Their song is love
And the children know the way
That's why the child is the father to the man
Child, child, child, child, child
Child, child, child, child, child
Na na na na na na na na
Child, child, child, child, child
That's why the child is the father to the man
Child, child, child, child, child
A diamond necklace played the pawn
Hand in hand some drummed along, oh
To a handsome mannered baton
A blind class aristocracy
Back through the opera glass you see
The pit and the pendulum drawn
Columnated ruins domino
Canvass the town and brush the backdrop
Are you sleeping?
Hung velvet overtaken me
Dim chandelier awaken me
To a song dissolved in the dawn
The music hall a costly bow
The music all is lost for now
To a muted trumpeter swan
Columnated ruins domino
Canvass the town and brush the backdrop
Are you sleeping, Brother John?
Dove nested towers the hour was
Strike the street quicksilver moon
Carriage across the fog
Two-Step to lamp lights cellar tune
The laughs come hard in Auld Lang Syne
The glass was raised, the fired-roast
The fullness of the wine, the dim last toasting
While at port adieu or die
A choke of grief heart hardened I
Beyond belief a broken man too tough to cry
Surf's Up
Aboard a tidal wave
Come about hard and join
The young and often spring you gave
I heard the word
Wonderful thing
A children's song
Child, child, child, child, child
A child is the father of the man
Child, child, child, child, child
A child is the father of the man
A children's song
Have you listened as they played
Their song is love
And the children know the way
That's why the child is the father to the man
Child, child, child, child, child
Child, child, child, child, child
Na na na na na na na na
Child, child, child, child, child
That's why the child is the father to the man
Child, child, child, child, child
Posted on 1/26/14 at 7:18 pm to Dandy Lion
"The Castle Builders"
Now speak of anger,
forget all the fears you've kept about love and sex and death and faith,
erased, or swinging sweet from around her neck and between her breasts.
Let every lonely body finally break its fear of flesh and say,
"How strange it must've been back when we shook at the sight of sweat."
Let our worries wander out of like water streaming from a spring,
and sing of all the things our heads have failed to ruin yet.
There's so much they have failed to ruin yet.
Bright as lightning, loud as thunder,
We'll move all the hurt aside to let love sustain our passions,
And move up and onward.
We are not our losses, we are only the extent to which we love.
So build a home for your family, and build a castle for your friends.
Now set their beds with sheets and blanketã, keep them safe until the end.
I've felt the damage and burn from the fallout.
My love failed but theirs prevailed.
My friends, I'm only flesh and bone,
but I won't let you die alone.
So leave our hearts at the foot of the mountain.
Let our burdens be locked in the stone.
If you will help me roll it upward,
I won't let you die alone.
I see a beauty springing upward from the earth and from out our hearts.
For all the bad that seems to plague us, I swear to you there's good.
They say that death is not a problem, it's a promise,
I can only say for sure that when it makes your bed I'll kiss your head "Goodnight."
So speak of all the love we lost, and what it cost us,
Left us beg our breath to stop but we kept on and
We were strong. We stayed bright as lightning,
we sang loud as thunder, we moved ever forward.
We are not our failures. We are love.
Now speak of anger,
forget all the fears you've kept about love and sex and death and faith,
erased, or swinging sweet from around her neck and between her breasts.
Let every lonely body finally break its fear of flesh and say,
"How strange it must've been back when we shook at the sight of sweat."
Let our worries wander out of like water streaming from a spring,
and sing of all the things our heads have failed to ruin yet.
There's so much they have failed to ruin yet.
Bright as lightning, loud as thunder,
We'll move all the hurt aside to let love sustain our passions,
And move up and onward.
We are not our losses, we are only the extent to which we love.
So build a home for your family, and build a castle for your friends.
Now set their beds with sheets and blanketã, keep them safe until the end.
I've felt the damage and burn from the fallout.
My love failed but theirs prevailed.
My friends, I'm only flesh and bone,
but I won't let you die alone.
So leave our hearts at the foot of the mountain.
Let our burdens be locked in the stone.
If you will help me roll it upward,
I won't let you die alone.
I see a beauty springing upward from the earth and from out our hearts.
For all the bad that seems to plague us, I swear to you there's good.
They say that death is not a problem, it's a promise,
I can only say for sure that when it makes your bed I'll kiss your head "Goodnight."
So speak of all the love we lost, and what it cost us,
Left us beg our breath to stop but we kept on and
We were strong. We stayed bright as lightning,
we sang loud as thunder, we moved ever forward.
We are not our failures. We are love.
Posted on 1/26/14 at 7:38 pm to Carson123987
Middle East- "Blood"
Older brother, restless soul, lie down
lie for a while with your ear against the earth
and you'll hear your sister sleep talking
say "your hair is long but not long enough to reach
home to me
but your beard
someday might be"
and she'll wake up in a cold sweat on the floor
next to a family portrait drawn when you were four
and beside a jar of two cent coins that are no good no more
she'll lay it aside
older father, weary soul, you'll drive
back to the home you made on the mountainside
with that ugly, terrible thing
those papers for divorce
and a lonely ring
a lonely ring
sit on your porch
and pluck your strings
and you'll find somebody you can blame
and you'll follow the creek that runs out into the sea
and you'll find the peace of the Lord.
grandfather, restless soul, you'll fly
over your life once more before you die
since our grandma passed away
you've waited for forever and a day
just to die
and someday soon
you will die
it was the only woman you ever loved
that got burnt by the sun too often when she was young
and the cancer spread and it ran into her body and her blood
and there's nothing you can do about it now
Older brother, restless soul, lie down
lie for a while with your ear against the earth
and you'll hear your sister sleep talking
say "your hair is long but not long enough to reach
home to me
but your beard
someday might be"
and she'll wake up in a cold sweat on the floor
next to a family portrait drawn when you were four
and beside a jar of two cent coins that are no good no more
she'll lay it aside
older father, weary soul, you'll drive
back to the home you made on the mountainside
with that ugly, terrible thing
those papers for divorce
and a lonely ring
a lonely ring
sit on your porch
and pluck your strings
and you'll find somebody you can blame
and you'll follow the creek that runs out into the sea
and you'll find the peace of the Lord.
grandfather, restless soul, you'll fly
over your life once more before you die
since our grandma passed away
you've waited for forever and a day
just to die
and someday soon
you will die
it was the only woman you ever loved
that got burnt by the sun too often when she was young
and the cancer spread and it ran into her body and her blood
and there's nothing you can do about it now
Posted on 1/26/14 at 8:02 pm to LSUtoOmaha
Long as I Can See The Light- CCR
Put a candle in the window, 'cause I feel I've got to move.
Though I'm going, going, I'll be coming home soon,
'Long as I can see the light.
Pack my bag and let's get movin', 'cause I'm bound to drift a while.
When I'm gone, gone, you don't have to worry long,
'Long as I can see the light.
Guess I've got that old trav'lin' bone, 'cause this feelin' won't leave me alone.
But I won't, won't be losin' my way, no, no
'Long as I can see the light.
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Oh, Yeah!
Put a candle in the window, 'cause I feel I've got to move.
Though I'm going, going, I'll be coming home soon,
Long as I can see the light.
Long as I can see the light.
Long as I can see the light.
Long as I can see the light.
Long as I can see the light.
Put a candle in the window, 'cause I feel I've got to move.
Though I'm going, going, I'll be coming home soon,
'Long as I can see the light.
Pack my bag and let's get movin', 'cause I'm bound to drift a while.
When I'm gone, gone, you don't have to worry long,
'Long as I can see the light.
Guess I've got that old trav'lin' bone, 'cause this feelin' won't leave me alone.
But I won't, won't be losin' my way, no, no
'Long as I can see the light.
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Oh, Yeah!
Put a candle in the window, 'cause I feel I've got to move.
Though I'm going, going, I'll be coming home soon,
Long as I can see the light.
Long as I can see the light.
Long as I can see the light.
Long as I can see the light.
Long as I can see the light.
Posted on 1/26/14 at 9:23 pm to elprez00
quote:LOVE this song.
Long as I Can See The Light- CCR
Posted on 1/26/14 at 11:36 pm to Kafka
Kafka - don't give up. I've always appreciated your selections/postings.
The more songs and life change, the more they stay the same.
For the ages:
Meat Loaf - Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad
"Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad"
Baby we can talk all night
But that ain't getting us nowhere
I told you everything I possibly can
There's nothing left inside of here
And maybe you can cry all night
But that'll never change the way I feel
The snow is really piling up outside
I wish you wouldn't make me leave here
I poured it on and I poured it out
I tried to show you just how much I care
I'm tired of words and I'm too hoarse to shout
But you've been cold to me so long
I'm crying icicles instead of tears
And all I can do is keep on telling you
I want you
I need you
But there ain't no way
I'm ever gonna love you
Now don't be sad
'Cause two out of three ain't bad
Now don't be sad
'Cause two out of three ain't bad
You'll never find your gold on a sandy beach
You'll never drill for oil on a city street
I know you're looking for a ruby
In a mountain of rocks
But there ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding
At the bottom of a Cracker Jack box
I can't lie
I can't tell you that I'm something I'm not
No matter how I try
I'll never be able to give you something
Something that I just haven't got
There's only one girl that I will ever love
And that was so many years ago
And though I know I'll never get her out of my heart
She never loved me back, ooh I know
I remember how she left me on a stormy night
She kissed me and got out of our bed
And though I pleaded and I begged her
Not to walk out that door
She packed her bags and turned right away
And she kept on telling me
She kept on telling me
She kept on telling me
I want you
I need you
But there ain't no way
I'm ever gonna love you
Now don't be sad
'Cause two out of three ain't bad
Don't be sad
'Cause two out of three ain't bad
Baby we can talk all night
But that ain't getting us nowhere
The more songs and life change, the more they stay the same.
For the ages:
Meat Loaf - Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad
"Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad"
Baby we can talk all night
But that ain't getting us nowhere
I told you everything I possibly can
There's nothing left inside of here
And maybe you can cry all night
But that'll never change the way I feel
The snow is really piling up outside
I wish you wouldn't make me leave here
I poured it on and I poured it out
I tried to show you just how much I care
I'm tired of words and I'm too hoarse to shout
But you've been cold to me so long
I'm crying icicles instead of tears
And all I can do is keep on telling you
I want you
I need you
But there ain't no way
I'm ever gonna love you
Now don't be sad
'Cause two out of three ain't bad
Now don't be sad
'Cause two out of three ain't bad
You'll never find your gold on a sandy beach
You'll never drill for oil on a city street
I know you're looking for a ruby
In a mountain of rocks
But there ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding
At the bottom of a Cracker Jack box
I can't lie
I can't tell you that I'm something I'm not
No matter how I try
I'll never be able to give you something
Something that I just haven't got
There's only one girl that I will ever love
And that was so many years ago
And though I know I'll never get her out of my heart
She never loved me back, ooh I know
I remember how she left me on a stormy night
She kissed me and got out of our bed
And though I pleaded and I begged her
Not to walk out that door
She packed her bags and turned right away
And she kept on telling me
She kept on telling me
She kept on telling me
I want you
I need you
But there ain't no way
I'm ever gonna love you
Now don't be sad
'Cause two out of three ain't bad
Don't be sad
'Cause two out of three ain't bad
Baby we can talk all night
But that ain't getting us nowhere
Posted on 1/27/14 at 8:52 am to TaserTiger
the brazos still runs muddy, like she's run all along
there ain't never been no cane to grind, the cotton's all but gone
'front porch song'
mamas and grandmamas love you cause that's all they know how to do
but you never planned on the bombs in the sand or sleepin in your dress blues
'dress blues'
there ain't never been no cane to grind, the cotton's all but gone
'front porch song'
mamas and grandmamas love you cause that's all they know how to do
but you never planned on the bombs in the sand or sleepin in your dress blues
'dress blues'
Posted on 1/27/14 at 9:56 am to Dandy Lion
Around here, it's all the same
I said, it's all the same
When drops of sunshine
Start to turn to rain
I said, it's all the same
They don't know what to call it
But they all say it's wrong
Well, I don't see no greener pastures
This must be where I belong
—"Too Real"/Meat Puppets
I said, it's all the same
When drops of sunshine
Start to turn to rain
I said, it's all the same
They don't know what to call it
But they all say it's wrong
Well, I don't see no greener pastures
This must be where I belong
—"Too Real"/Meat Puppets
Posted on 1/27/14 at 11:21 am to TigerPanzer
Everyone in Nacogdoches knew Tom Ames would come to some bad end
Well the sheriff had caught him stealin' chickens and such
by the time that he was ten
And one day his daddy took a ten dollar bill
and he tucked it in his hand
He said I can tell you're headed for trouble son
and your momma wouldn't understand
So he took that money and his brothers old bike
and he left without a word of thanks
Fell in with a crowd in some border town
and took to robbin' banks
Outside the law your luck will run out fast
and a few years came and went
'Till he's trapped in an alley in Abilene
with all but four shells spent
And he realized prayin' was the only thing
that he hadn't ever tried
Well he wasn't sure he knew quite how
but he looked up to the sky
Said you don't owe me nothin' and as far as I know
Lord don't owe nothin' to you
And I ain't askin' for a miracle Lord
just a little bit of luck will do
And you know I ain't never prayed before
but it always seemed to me
If prayin' is the same as beggin' Lord
I don't take no charity
Yeah but right now Lord with my back to the wall
Can't help but recall
How they nearly hung me for stealin' a horse
in Fort Smith Arkansas
Judge Parker said guilty and the gavel came down
just like a cannon shot
And I went away quietly
and I began to file and plot
Well they sent the preacher down to my cell
He said the Lord is your only hope
He's the only friend that you gonna have
When you hit the end of Parker's rope
Well I guess he coulda' kept on preachin' 'till Christmas
but he turned his back on me
I put a home made blade to that golden throat
and asked the deputy for the key
Well it ain't the first close call I ever had
I'm sure you already know
I had some help from you Lord and the devil himself
It's been strictly touch and go
Yeah but who in the hell am I talkin' to
there ain't no one here but me
Then he cocked both his pistols and he spit in the dirt
and he walked out in the street
'tom ames prayer'
Well the sheriff had caught him stealin' chickens and such
by the time that he was ten
And one day his daddy took a ten dollar bill
and he tucked it in his hand
He said I can tell you're headed for trouble son
and your momma wouldn't understand
So he took that money and his brothers old bike
and he left without a word of thanks
Fell in with a crowd in some border town
and took to robbin' banks
Outside the law your luck will run out fast
and a few years came and went
'Till he's trapped in an alley in Abilene
with all but four shells spent
And he realized prayin' was the only thing
that he hadn't ever tried
Well he wasn't sure he knew quite how
but he looked up to the sky
Said you don't owe me nothin' and as far as I know
Lord don't owe nothin' to you
And I ain't askin' for a miracle Lord
just a little bit of luck will do
And you know I ain't never prayed before
but it always seemed to me
If prayin' is the same as beggin' Lord
I don't take no charity
Yeah but right now Lord with my back to the wall
Can't help but recall
How they nearly hung me for stealin' a horse
in Fort Smith Arkansas
Judge Parker said guilty and the gavel came down
just like a cannon shot
And I went away quietly
and I began to file and plot
Well they sent the preacher down to my cell
He said the Lord is your only hope
He's the only friend that you gonna have
When you hit the end of Parker's rope
Well I guess he coulda' kept on preachin' 'till Christmas
but he turned his back on me
I put a home made blade to that golden throat
and asked the deputy for the key
Well it ain't the first close call I ever had
I'm sure you already know
I had some help from you Lord and the devil himself
It's been strictly touch and go
Yeah but who in the hell am I talkin' to
there ain't no one here but me
Then he cocked both his pistols and he spit in the dirt
and he walked out in the street
'tom ames prayer'
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