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Drummer jokes
Posted on 7/20/16 at 10:51 am
Posted on 7/20/16 at 10:51 am
Q: What is the definition of an optimist?
A. A drummer with a mortgage
Q. What do you say to a drummer in a suit?
A. How do you plead?
Q. What's the difference between a drummer and a savings bond?
A. Eventually a savings bond will mature and make money.
Q. How do you get a drummer off your front porch?
A. Pay him for the pizza.
Q: What's the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.
Chime in if you have any others.
A. A drummer with a mortgage
Q. What do you say to a drummer in a suit?
A. How do you plead?
Q. What's the difference between a drummer and a savings bond?
A. Eventually a savings bond will mature and make money.
Q. How do you get a drummer off your front porch?
A. Pay him for the pizza.
Q: What's the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.
Chime in if you have any others.
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Posted on 7/20/16 at 11:48 am to Frank Black
How do you get a drummer to stop playing?
Put sheet music in front of him.
Put sheet music in front of him.
Posted on 7/20/16 at 12:08 pm to Frank Black
q: How can you tell the stage is level?
a: Drool comes out of both sides of the drummer's mouth.
a: Drool comes out of both sides of the drummer's mouth.
Posted on 7/20/16 at 4:56 pm to Frank Black
q: What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?
a: The drummer
a: The drummer
Posted on 7/20/16 at 5:27 pm to Frank Black
These are just a hoot
Posted on 7/20/16 at 5:53 pm to Frank Black
I told my mom when I grow up I want to be a drummer. She said you can't do both.
Why is a drum solo like a sneeze?
Because you know it's coming but there's nothing you can do about it.
How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to screw it in and 4 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could have done it.
We make fun of drummers but everybody knows that every good band has a good drummer.
Why is a drum solo like a sneeze?
Because you know it's coming but there's nothing you can do about it.
How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to screw it in and 4 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could have done it.
We make fun of drummers but everybody knows that every good band has a good drummer.
This post was edited on 7/20/16 at 6:03 pm
Posted on 7/21/16 at 7:22 am to MountainTiger
Whaddya call a drummer with no girlfriend?
Homeless
Homeless
Posted on 7/21/16 at 7:41 am to Melvin
quote:
These are just a hoot
I'm a drummer who can actually read sheet music, there has to be a joke there somewhere.
This post was edited on 7/21/16 at 7:54 am
Posted on 7/21/16 at 9:21 am to BCMCubs
Same here and currently learning guitar as well.
Posted on 7/21/16 at 11:19 am to Mavtiger
Posted on 7/21/16 at 10:30 pm to Frank Black
Ringo Starr
Posted on 7/21/16 at 10:37 pm to JumpingTheShark
Heard about the bass player who locked his keys in his car?
Took him 2 hours to get the drummer out!
Took him 2 hours to get the drummer out!
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