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"Country" music artists with the cheesiest lyrics
Posted on 10/15/14 at 9:46 am
Posted on 10/15/14 at 9:46 am
This new country is mostly downright terrible, we've established that. But who has the MOST corny and cheesy lyrics?
I'll go first and nominate Toby Keith. One example:
Toby Keith – Drunk Americans Lyrics
We ain’t East, we ain’t West
We ain’t left, we ain’t right
We ain’t black, we ain’t white
We just came here to drink
We’re all mud flap suburbans
All ball caps and turbans
All prom queens and strippers
Where the whole kitchen sink and then here,
We’re the same, everyone knows your name
CHORUS:
We just raise up our glass
We don’t give a rat’s arse
If you’re a democrat or republican
We’re happy to be here and that you can see
We’re just all drunk Americans
We ain’t second ex wives,
We ain’t cowboys or redskins
We ain’t preachers or kingpins
We’re just having fun
We’re all suits in blue collars
Short orders long hollers
Paper and plastic, too old and too young
CEOs, GEDs, DUIs, FBIs, PHDs
Read more: LINK
I'll go first and nominate Toby Keith. One example:
Toby Keith – Drunk Americans Lyrics
We ain’t East, we ain’t West
We ain’t left, we ain’t right
We ain’t black, we ain’t white
We just came here to drink
We’re all mud flap suburbans
All ball caps and turbans
All prom queens and strippers
Where the whole kitchen sink and then here,
We’re the same, everyone knows your name
CHORUS:
We just raise up our glass
We don’t give a rat’s arse
If you’re a democrat or republican
We’re happy to be here and that you can see
We’re just all drunk Americans
We ain’t second ex wives,
We ain’t cowboys or redskins
We ain’t preachers or kingpins
We’re just having fun
We’re all suits in blue collars
Short orders long hollers
Paper and plastic, too old and too young
CEOs, GEDs, DUIs, FBIs, PHDs
Read more: LINK
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Posted on 10/15/14 at 9:48 am to Cole Beer
Florida-Georgia Line is about as bad as it gets.
Posted on 10/15/14 at 9:48 am to Cole Beer
pick any bro country song
Posted on 10/15/14 at 9:51 am to monsterballads
Pretty much any American Aquarium, Turnpike Troubadors, John Moreland, and whatever that fat guy's name is
Posted on 10/15/14 at 9:52 am to HeadyBrosevelt
quote:
Pretty much any American Aquarium, Turnpike Troubadors, John Moreland, and whatever that fat guy's name is
Weak troll is weak.
Posted on 10/15/14 at 9:54 am to Galactic Inquisitor
I like Garth Brooks overall, but his newest single is soooo lame.
Posted on 10/15/14 at 9:54 am to Cole Beer
Country girl shake it for me
/thread
/thread
Posted on 10/15/14 at 9:55 am to HeadyBrosevelt
quote:
Pretty much any American Aquarium, Turnpike Troubadors, John Moreland, and whatever that fat guy's name is
do you still think you're funny with these lame jokes?
seriously, your schtick is as old as phish.
you don't like songwriters, we get it.
This post was edited on 10/15/14 at 9:58 am
Posted on 10/15/14 at 9:59 am to Spaulding Smails
quote:
Country girl shake it for me
/thread
Doesn't one songwriter turn out most of the turds for both Luke Bryan and Florida-Georgia Line?
Posted on 10/15/14 at 10:01 am to Galactic Inquisitor
all of the big machine artists share songwriters. there's like a pool of 20 songwriters in nashville that write all of this dumb shite.
Posted on 10/15/14 at 10:06 am to monsterballads
I wish South Park would tackle this bro country issue. Would make for a hilarious episode.
Posted on 10/15/14 at 10:07 am to Cole Beer
agreed!
Posted on 10/15/14 at 10:11 am to Cole Beer
"Baby you a song, cruuuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssseeeeeeeeeeee"
Posted on 10/15/14 at 10:12 am to monsterballads
Someone at work yesterday had the Today show on and FGL was on. They asked them if they were nervous about their new album being a "sophomore slump". FGL stated that they weren't worried because their fans love them.
To the trained eye, that means "Our fans are so stupid, that they will eat up any bullshite we feed them. Open wide frickers!"
To the trained eye, that means "Our fans are so stupid, that they will eat up any bullshite we feed them. Open wide frickers!"
This post was edited on 10/15/14 at 10:13 am
Posted on 10/15/14 at 10:13 am to Spaulding Smails
pretty much. they know they have the dumbest fans in pop music.
savingcountrymusic.com and farcethemusic.com are two sites I read that i get good laughs from
savingcountrymusic.com and farcethemusic.com are two sites I read that i get good laughs from
Posted on 10/15/14 at 10:14 am to Cole Beer
Im meetin' my buddies out on the lake
We're headed out to a special place we love
That just a few folks know
Theres no signin' up and no monthly dues
Take your Johnson, your Mercury, or your Evinrude and fire it up
And meet us out at party cove
Come on in the waters fine
Just idle on over and toss us a line
Bass trackers, bayliners, and a party barge
Strung together like a floatin' trailer park
Anchored out and gettin' loud all summer long!
Side by side there's five houseboat front porches
Astro turf, lawn chairs, and tiki torches
Regular joes rockin the boat, that's us!
The Redneck Yacht Club
Bermudas flip flops and a tank top tan
he popped his first top at ten A.M. thats Bob
he's our president
we're checkin' out the girls on the upper deck
rubbin in the 15 spf its hot
everybody jumpin' in
later on when the sun goes down
well pull out the jar and that ol' guitar
and pass them around!
Bass trackers, bayliners, and a party barge
strung together like a floatin' trailer park
anchored out and gettin' loud all summer long!
side to side there's five houseboat frontporches
astro turf, lawn chairs, and tiki torches
regular joes rockin' the boat, that's us!
The Redneck Yacht Club
when the partys over and we're all alone we'll be makin' waves in a no wake zone!
Bass trackers, bayliners, and a party barge
strung together like a floatin' trailer park
anchored out and gettin' loud all summer long!
side by side there's five houseboat front porches
astro turf, lawn chairs, and tiki torches
regular joes rockin' the boat, thats us!
The Redneck Yacht Club
The Redneck Yacht Club
We're headed out to a special place we love
That just a few folks know
Theres no signin' up and no monthly dues
Take your Johnson, your Mercury, or your Evinrude and fire it up
And meet us out at party cove
Come on in the waters fine
Just idle on over and toss us a line
Bass trackers, bayliners, and a party barge
Strung together like a floatin' trailer park
Anchored out and gettin' loud all summer long!
Side by side there's five houseboat front porches
Astro turf, lawn chairs, and tiki torches
Regular joes rockin the boat, that's us!
The Redneck Yacht Club
Bermudas flip flops and a tank top tan
he popped his first top at ten A.M. thats Bob
he's our president
we're checkin' out the girls on the upper deck
rubbin in the 15 spf its hot
everybody jumpin' in
later on when the sun goes down
well pull out the jar and that ol' guitar
and pass them around!
Bass trackers, bayliners, and a party barge
strung together like a floatin' trailer park
anchored out and gettin' loud all summer long!
side to side there's five houseboat frontporches
astro turf, lawn chairs, and tiki torches
regular joes rockin' the boat, that's us!
The Redneck Yacht Club
when the partys over and we're all alone we'll be makin' waves in a no wake zone!
Bass trackers, bayliners, and a party barge
strung together like a floatin' trailer park
anchored out and gettin' loud all summer long!
side by side there's five houseboat front porches
astro turf, lawn chairs, and tiki torches
regular joes rockin' the boat, thats us!
The Redneck Yacht Club
The Redneck Yacht Club
Posted on 10/15/14 at 10:16 am to Burt Reynolds
welcome to corporate country in 2014 baw 
Posted on 10/15/14 at 10:16 am to Cole Beer
to the OP:
quote:
Forget that now the last six Toby Keith singles in a row very heavily involve drinking— that’s “Beers Ago,” “Red Solo Cup,” “Hope on the Rocks,” “I Like Girls That Drink Beer,” and “Drinks After Work” for those of you counting at home—this is a song with a message dammit!
Posted on 10/15/14 at 10:26 am to monsterballads
The genre is essentially now the Adam Sandler movies of music right now
Posted on 10/15/14 at 10:26 am to Cole Beer
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