Christine Sixteen

There could be a whole thread on songs about banging underage girls but still tame when compared to WAP lyrics.

She's got me dizzy
She sees me through to the end
She's got me in her hands
And there's no use in pretending
Christine, sixteen
Christine, sixteen
She drives me crazy
I want to give her what I've got
And she's hot every day and night
There is no doubt about it
I don't usually say things
Like this to girls your age
(Christine, sixteen)
But when I saw you coming
Out of the school that day
That day I knew, I knew
I've got to have you, I've got to have you
(Christine, sixteen)
She's been around
But she's young and clean
I've got to have her
Can't live without her, whoa no

Here's Gene's original demo of the song. With Edward and Alex Van Halen on guitar and drums.

If you aren't aware of Gene's connection with VH when they were still an unsigned band, a Google search will supply a day's worth of reading.

Christine Van Sixteen

Even at their "advanced" age, they put on a better show than most other bands.

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A guy in his late 20's saying that to a HS sophomore seems wildly creepy today, but somehow it wasn't so bad back in the day.

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Exactly, and we never gave it a second thought at the time.